Grave Robbers

[Lady Die 63]

Woman's remains stolen

 

Wonder where the thieves have hidden them? Not the sort of thing you'd want in your house.

[Dr Strangelove 14]

Maybe the Guinea Pigs dug it up?

[Star Crossed 33]

Chest freezer in the shed outside. Peas out, body in... (turn down the thermostat, keep that cadaver real chilled but not frozen)

 

(Edited by me to add the geek details)

[maryportfuncity 10,017]

In great East End gangster tradition, in some massive foundations.

[VileBody 11]

Feed it to the hamster.

[Paul Bearer 5,682]

Buried them?

[Banshees Scream 107]

A shallow grave? Burned to the stake? Beneath a body of water?

[Tempus Fugit 212]

.

[Josco 48]

Eat them. Can't be any worse than school dinners.

[Slave to the Grave 22]

Eat them.  Can't be any worse than school dinners.

What about the bones though?

[Josco 48]

Eat them.  Can't be any worse than school dinners.

What about the bones though?

Come on STG, you must recall the pantomime:"Fe Fi Fo Fum....." etc. The part where he says "I'll grind your bones to make my bread."

 

(I'm sure that's what they put in McDonalds hamburger baps.)

[honez 79]

Eat them.  Can't be any worse than school dinners.

Too late, it's already been done...

[Josco 48]

Eat them.  Can't be any worse than school dinners.

Too late, it's already been done...

Ahhh. That brought back memories of spam fritters at school. I used to adore those.

[VileBody 11]

Wasn't there some suggestion that the animal "rights" people crept back to the farm and fed the remains to the guinea pigs.....

[DevonDeathTrip 2,290]

Me?

 

I'd chop it in to small bits and sell it to a cat food company. It's always worked for

me so far

[Lady Die 63]

Me?

 

I'd chop it in to small bits and sell it to a cat food company. It's always worked for

me so far

That's probably why my cat keeps being sick

[Josco 48]

Me? 

 

I'd chop it in to small bits and sell it to a cat food company.  It's always worked for

me so far 

That's probably why my cat keeps being sick

And then the dog eats the cat vomit. It's brilliant, we have the makings of the perfect crime. All traces completely obliterated. No victim, no trial.

[VileBody 11]

Do you lot mind? I've just had lunch....

[Anubis the Jackal 76]

Do you lot mind? I've just had lunch....

I dread to think what you ate...

Feed it to the hamster.

 

Wasn't there some suggestion that the animal "rights" people crept back to the farm and fed the remains to the guinea pigs.....

[Dr Strangelove 14]

Chest freezer in the shed outside. Peas out, body in... (turn down the thermostat, keep that cadaver real chilled but not frozen)

 

(Edited by me to add the geek details)

Remind me to never annoy you.

[Star Crossed 33]

Chest freezer in the shed outside. Peas out, body in... (turn down the thermostat, keep that cadaver real chilled but not frozen)

 

(Edited by me to add the geek details)

Remind me to never annoy you.

Just don't mention Des Lynam and Countdown

[Windsor 2,143]

Oops!

[football_fan 41]

Wonder where the thieves have hidden them? Not the sort of thing you'd want in your house.

Three people are have been arrested and are facing charges in connection with the theft of Gladys Hammond's body.

 

Trio face court in body theft case

[Harvester Of Souls 40]

Three people are have been arrested and are facing charges in connection with the theft of Gladys Hammond's body.

 

Trio face court in body theft case

This BBC article gives their names and addresses!

 

Tedious Link: Revenge Of The Body Snatchers

[Lady Die 63]

But where is the body?