Lady Die 63 Posted September 27, 2005 Woman's remains stolen Wonder where the thieves have hidden them? Not the sort of thing you'd want in your house. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Strangelove 14 Posted September 27, 2005 Maybe the Guinea Pigs dug it up? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Star Crossed 33 Posted September 27, 2005 Chest freezer in the shed outside. Peas out, body in... (turn down the thermostat, keep that cadaver real chilled but not frozen) (Edited by me to add the geek details) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,683 Posted September 27, 2005 In great East End gangster tradition, in some massive foundations. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VileBody 11 Posted September 27, 2005 Feed it to the hamster. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,130 Posted September 27, 2005 Buried them? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted September 27, 2005 A shallow grave? Burned to the stake? Beneath a body of water? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josco 49 Posted September 27, 2005 Eat them. Can't be any worse than school dinners. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slave to the Grave 26 Posted September 27, 2005 Eat them. Can't be any worse than school dinners. What about the bones though? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josco 49 Posted September 28, 2005 Eat them. Can't be any worse than school dinners. What about the bones though? Come on STG, you must recall the pantomime:"Fe Fi Fo Fum....." etc. The part where he says "I'll grind your bones to make my bread." (I'm sure that's what they put in McDonalds hamburger baps.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted September 28, 2005 Eat them. Can't be any worse than school dinners. Too late, it's already been done... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josco 49 Posted September 28, 2005 Eat them. Can't be any worse than school dinners. Too late, it's already been done... Ahhh. That brought back memories of spam fritters at school. I used to adore those. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VileBody 11 Posted September 28, 2005 Wasn't there some suggestion that the animal "rights" people crept back to the farm and fed the remains to the guinea pigs..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,366 Posted September 28, 2005 Me? I'd chop it in to small bits and sell it to a cat food company. It's always worked for me so far Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted September 28, 2005 Me? I'd chop it in to small bits and sell it to a cat food company. It's always worked for me so far That's probably why my cat keeps being sick Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josco 49 Posted September 28, 2005 Me? I'd chop it in to small bits and sell it to a cat food company. It's always worked for me so far That's probably why my cat keeps being sick And then the dog eats the cat vomit. It's brilliant, we have the makings of the perfect crime. All traces completely obliterated. No victim, no trial. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VileBody 11 Posted September 29, 2005 Do you lot mind? I've just had lunch.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted September 29, 2005 Do you lot mind? I've just had lunch.... I dread to think what you ate... Feed it to the hamster. Wasn't there some suggestion that the animal "rights" people crept back to the farm and fed the remains to the guinea pigs..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Strangelove 14 Posted September 30, 2005 Chest freezer in the shed outside. Peas out, body in... (turn down the thermostat, keep that cadaver real chilled but not frozen) (Edited by me to add the geek details) Remind me to never annoy you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Star Crossed 33 Posted September 30, 2005 Chest freezer in the shed outside. Peas out, body in... (turn down the thermostat, keep that cadaver real chilled but not frozen) (Edited by me to add the geek details) Remind me to never annoy you. Just don't mention Des Lynam and Countdown Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_fan 42 Posted October 1, 2005 Wonder where the thieves have hidden them? Not the sort of thing you'd want in your house. Three people are have been arrested and are facing charges in connection with the theft of Gladys Hammond's body. Trio face court in body theft case Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harvester Of Souls 40 Posted October 1, 2005 Three people are have been arrested and are facing charges in connection with the theft of Gladys Hammond's body. Trio face court in body theft case This BBC article gives their names and addresses! Tedious Link: Revenge Of The Body Snatchers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted October 3, 2005 But where is the body? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
