doomchanter 2 Posted October 4, 2005 Has anyone seen any children with "scoobies" recently? My local shop seems well stocked but they don't seem to be shifting too many. Prehaps members would like to nominate other crazes that are about to "bite the dust", the "internet" for example. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millwall32 114 Posted October 4, 2005 Has anyone seen any children with "scoobies" recently? My local shop seems well stocked but they don't seem to be shifting too many. Prehaps members would like to nominate other crazes that are about to "bite the dust", the "internet" for example. Only relevant to this forum if you have seen , for example, Liz Taylor going to visit a heart specialist while carrying a "scoobie". BTW-What is a scoobie? What has it to do with us? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,579 Posted October 4, 2005 Paying your own money to turn up and watch Premiership football. Travelling to Europe every few decades to kill Germans. Spotting white dog S**t and/or people with large metal structures on their limbs to aid walking. Man, it's so boring these days. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millwall32 114 Posted October 4, 2005 Paying your own money to turn up and watch Premiership football. Travelling to Europe every few decades to kill Germans. Spotting white dog S**t and/or people with large metal structures on their limbs to aid walking. Man, it's so boring these days. Mary dear, what are you talking about? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted October 4, 2005 Has anyone seen any children with "scoobies" recently? I realise that this thread has a limited lifespan, but I just have to mention that Scoobies are the work of Satan, and that I have been wishing death and eternal damnation upon them for the last month! Originated in France, I believe. Perhaps SttG could tell us more.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,579 Posted October 4, 2005 Sorry, I should've guessed from all the chants I've heard at the New Den that you don't always do lateral thinking down your way. Basically, the crazes that are dying out include decent land wars in Europe, spotting sufferers from diseases now cured etc. As for the football point, I'm sure you twigged that. Premiership attendences are falling like a stone cos Chelsea have it sown up and half the teams in that league have no chance of winning anything. By contrast Carlisle United's crowds - and probably Millwall's - are holding up well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Teddy 21 Posted October 4, 2005 ... people with large metal structures on their limbs to aid walking. Are you forgetting Brian Harvey?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millwall32 114 Posted October 4, 2005 Think B was right that this thread is toast some time this evening. Sorry I didn't realise you were making a football point MPFCTY. You may well be right. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuber Mirum 125 Posted October 4, 2005 Apparently you don't get white dog s**t any more because dogs don't eat bones any more. And I always thought it was bleached that colour by the sun. But I now know the truth because a friend came up with the information recently, without even being asked as it happens. Mind you you don't get that much sun anyway where I grew up in Aberdeen for most of the year. Scoobies smell awful, don't they? I'm told the stuff they treat them with to make the plastic soft is pretty toxic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slave to the Grave 26 Posted October 4, 2005 Has anyone seen any children with "scoobies" recently? I realise that this thread has a limited lifespan, but I just have to mention that Scoobies are the work of Satan, and that I have been wishing death and eternal damnation upon them for the last month! Originated in France, I believe. Perhaps SttG could tell us more.. In France they are called Scoubidous. Not something the French should be proud of I fear. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,579 Posted October 4, 2005 I'm enjoying this thread, I'll miss it when the mods blitz it. Re the white dog S**t: It died when the food manufacturers stopped using chalk as a thickener. The dogs didn't digest much chalk, hence the colour their S**t came out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slave to the Grave 26 Posted October 4, 2005 I'm enjoying this thread, I'll miss it when the mods blitz it. Re the white dog S**t: It died when the food manufacturers stopped using chalk as a thickener. The dogs didn't digest much chalk, hence the colour their S**t came out. You're making it up as you go along! White dogs = white poo. Brown dogs = brown poo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,074 Posted October 4, 2005 I'm enjoying this thread, I'll miss it when the mods blitz it. Re the white dog S**t: It died when the food manufacturers stopped using chalk as a thickener. The dogs didn't digest much chalk, hence the colour their S**t came out. You're making it up as you go along! White dogs = white poo. Brown dogs = brown poo. White chickens = white eggs Brown chickens = brown eggs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,579 Posted October 4, 2005 White dogs = owners like Elizabeth Taylor who've lost the bloody plot. Anyway, for your theory to stand up I want to see jpgs of spotted Dalmation poo! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
doomchanter 2 Posted October 4, 2005 You can make your own "white dog turd" by gently drying a standard dogs egg in a corner of your living room , sadly this dried morsel lacks the moist "tread" of the original and also the flavour Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josco 49 Posted October 4, 2005 I am pleased this thread has re-opened, I need a good laugh. So, why does a grey cow eat green grass, give white milk and brown poo? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuber Mirum 125 Posted October 4, 2005 That was me just trying to be provocative. Sorry! Anyone remember Deely-Boppers? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,074 Posted October 4, 2005 That was me just trying to be provocative. Sorry! Anyone remember Deely-Boppers? Is that these daft things people stuck on their heads? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuber Mirum 125 Posted October 4, 2005 Unless you are thinking of hats, yes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,074 Posted October 4, 2005 Unless you are thinking of hats, yes. Yup, I remember them, and clackers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,230 Posted October 4, 2005 Listening to you lot I can only thank god that I grew up in the computer age. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Grendel 139 Posted October 4, 2005 White dogs = white poo. Brown dogs = brown poo. Not true, I have a white dog and he has normal brown poo, occasionally green though if he has been eating coloured chew sticks! I remember deely boppers, I've got a set of tinsel ones someone put in my Xmas stocking a couple of years ago, although they suit the dog better than me. Does anyone remember slime ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Grendel 139 Posted October 4, 2005 Unless you are thinking of hats, yes. Yup, I remember them, and clackers. I remember clackers they were great, but lethal! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slave to the Grave 26 Posted October 4, 2005 The camera never lies. Dalmatian Poo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slave to the Grave 26 Posted October 4, 2005 I am pleased this thread has re-opened, I need a good laugh. So, why does a grey cow eat green grass, give white milk and brown poo? For your theory to stand up Josco, I would like to see a .jpg of a grey cow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
