Lady Die 63 Posted October 6, 2005 Maybe if they had breast implants full of euthanising drugs that slowly leaked...... Silicon kills doesn't it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slave to the Grave 26 Posted October 6, 2005 Women who've had breast implants have a higher suicide rate then women who haven't. Perhaps Jordan et al should be considered possible candidates. http://my.webmd.com/content/article/98/104773.htm From that I guess that (female) vets with breast implants are almost certain to top themselves. Like this one. TV vet Emma Milne. Better get her on the list. Before After Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slave to the Grave 26 Posted October 6, 2005 So this thread has gone from vets suicide rates, to vets with breast implants, all in less than 2 pages. Another DeathList triumph. The only suprising thing is, it took so long. Still quite relevant though. Don't Triumph make bras? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,660 Posted October 6, 2005 Janeo: Silicone does indeed kill but taking on board a silicone breast implant is not generally considered a suicidal act. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josco 49 Posted October 6, 2005 Janeo: Silicone does indeed kill but taking on board a silicone breast implant is not generally considered a suicidal act. Whereas falsely accusing a well endowed lady of having the same is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cerberus 304 Posted October 6, 2005 Try this for a more natural solution. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,660 Posted October 6, 2005 Are you serious: As a bloke with 'tits' in West Cumbria I'd be committing suicide faster than any of the local vets. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slave to the Grave 26 Posted October 6, 2005 Are you serious: As a bloke with 'tits' in West Cumbria I'd be committing suicide faster than any of the local vets. Hope this chap doesn't come from your part of the world then, for his own sake. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,660 Posted October 6, 2005 Dunno, it's a possibility. Can't decide it that's real sunburn - not a problem in West Cumbria - or the good old radioactive glow displayed by workers at Sellafield over the years. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted October 7, 2005 Hope this chap doesn't come from your part of the world then, for his own sake. Bloody hell. It's Cyril Fletcher. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_fan 42 Posted October 7, 2005 Veterinary Visit Glenn took his dog to the veterinary clinic, and laid its limp body on the table. The doctor pulled out his stethoscope, listened to the dog’s chest for a moment, then shook his head sadly. “I’m sorry, but your dog has passed away.” “What?” Glenn screamed. “You haven’t even done any tests! I want another opinion.” The vet left the room and returned in a few moments with a Labrador Retriever. The Retriever sniffed the dog on the table carefully from head to toe. Finally, the Retriever shook it’s head and barked once (meaning “dead and gone”). The vet took the Labrador away and returned a few minutes later with a cat, which also sniffed carefully over the dog on the table before shaking its head and saying, “Meow” (meaning “he’s gone”). After the cat jumped off the table, the vet handed Glenn a bill for $600. The man shook the bill at the vet. “$600!!!! Just to tell me my dog is dead?!!! That’s outrageous!” The vet explained. “If you had taken my word for it, the charge would have been $50, but with the Lab work and the cat scan....” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slave to the Grave 26 Posted October 7, 2005 There's an echo in here today. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,117 Posted October 7, 2005 There's an echo in here today. You're right. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Prince Vulpine 0 Posted October 7, 2005 I know someone with a silicone testicle. I know the thread's moved on somewhat, but I thought I'd mention it anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slave to the Grave 26 Posted October 7, 2005 I know someone with a silicone testicle. I know the thread's moved on somewhat, but I thought I'd mention it anyway. Particularly popular with dogs apparently, Neuticles Ultra. So actually quite relevant to the thread in a roundabout sort of way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted October 7, 2005 A-a-a-anyway...Back to the vets popping their own corks. Wouldn't having to spend half of you working life fisting farm animals be a sure-fire way to develop a depressive state of mind. Unless you're an actor in one of those videos I found in Josco's shed the other day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted October 8, 2005 Particularly popular with dogs apparently, Neuticles Ultra. So actually quite relevant to the thread in a roundabout sort of way. I just learned that their inventor, Gregg A. Miller, has won an Ig Nobel award for this sterling work. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josco 49 Posted October 8, 2005 A-a-a-anyway...Back to the vets popping their own corks. Wouldn't having to spend half of you working life fisting farm animals be a sure-fire way to develop a depressive state of mind. Unless you're an actor in one of those videos I found in Josco's shed the other day. I've never seen that shed before in my life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted May 12, 2011 Dr Elizabeth D Svendsen founder of the internationally renowned Sidmouth Donkey Sanctuary, must be getting on a bit. She is dead. She featured on various deadpools of mine down the years, but, when it really mattered, I dropped the dead donkey lady. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,660 Posted May 12, 2011 Wouldn't it be nice, if there was a field, a warm wooden building and plenty of straw reserved for retired founders of retirement homes for animals. I may work on this one, expect my charity muggers on your door step any day now! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Gary Posted January 30, 2013 David Taylor, International Zoo Vet, Author & TV Personality(also the inspiration for the BBC TV series 'One By One') died 29/01/13 at the age of 79. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,592 Posted January 31, 2013 David Taylor, International Zoo Vet, Author & TV Personality(also the inspiration for the BBC TV series 'One By One') died 29/01/13 at the age of 79. Wiki seems to confirm this but I would have thought this warrented a mention on the BBC website. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,592 Posted January 31, 2013 David Taylor, International Zoo Vet, Author & TV Personality(also the inspiration for the BBC TV series 'One By One') died 29/01/13 at the age of 79. Wiki seems to confirm this but I would have thought this warrented a mention on the BBC website. Link to Zoo Chat website Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
