Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted September 23, 2007 but he's still alive according to latest reports http://edition.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Movies...ref=mpstoryview update-hes out of hospital with a broken rib but if he hadnt been wearing a helmet he could have been killed I dont suppose, if I ask you really, really nicely, you could go and ride a Motorbike, at an indecent speed, really, really fast, with no crash helmet on? If you do, let us know what road you will be on and, approximately, what time so I can pull out right into your path in my car. Hey, I will lose my no claims bonus, then again I will lose you too. Result! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Octopus of Odstock 1,859 Posted September 23, 2007 I dont suppose, if I ask you really, really nicely, you could go and ride a Motorbike, at an indecent speed, really, really fast, with no crash helmet on?If you do, let us know what road you will be on and, approximately, what time so I can pull out right into your path in my car. Hey, I will lose my no claims bonus, then again I will lose you too. Result! An ingenious plan, LFN, but I think you are giving Iain too much credit if you think he's old enough & responsible enough to drive a motorbike. More likely you'll crash into Iain when he's riding a tricycle. I don't know what insurance claims against tricycle accidents are, but you may just keep your bonus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted September 23, 2007 Occy, old chap, you a probably right, tis a forlorn hope! I do have this little dream that Iain and Dave are in fact very thick twins, we are talking utter cretins, who I could, er, "Kill two birds with one stone" as it were. I never wish ill will on anybody but i wish the pox, septic boils and piles the size of Elephant turds on Iain/Dave. God, I HATE him/them!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,287 Posted July 10, 2018 George Clooney 'has been injured in a bike accident in Sardinia' . He was riding his bike at Costa Corallina when he was in collision with a car. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5937207/George-Clooney-injured-bike-accident-Sardinia.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,287 Posted July 10, 2018 @Death Impends Any chance that this thread can be merged with the George Clooney Thread? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,234 Posted July 10, 2018 Merged just like George Clooney and that car. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,938 Posted July 10, 2018 Ach he's built like Claire Baldings jaw, the car wid come off worst in any collision. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,234 Posted December 10, 2020 He recently was diagnosed with pancreatitis: https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/george-clooney-ended-up-hospital-23143350 He blames it on his diet. A new role has him play an astronomer with cancer after the collapse of civilization. But if there's a secret "drinks himself to death" case in Hollywood, I think it could be him. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
