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Oh what I've give to nick Heather Mills false leg.

 

She's divorced Paul so she can start by not using his name anymore.........

 

Then we'd see if she can be so self promoting whilst hopping.:)

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I think I've finally decided that if I got one free shot at any celebrity, I would punch Michael Cera squarely in the teeth.

 

Michael... who?! And yes, I did check the guy's wikipage and none of those cheap crappy sh*te movies and series rang any bell here. (His death would incite a wonderful pun, though...)

 

I might as well nominate Brittany Murphy, were it not that she seemed an adorable girl. Can't blame her for being talentless after all.

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I think I've finally decided that if I got one free shot at any celebrity, I would punch Michael Cera squarely in the teeth.
Michael... who?! And yes, I did check the guy's wikipage and none of those cheap crappy sh*te movies and series rang any bell here. (His death would incite a wonderful pun, though...)

 

I might as well nominate Brittany Murphy, were it not that she seemed an adorable girl. Can't blame her for being talentless after all.

I was surprised to learn that our favourite witch, Dame Thatcher, wasn't on the list. An internet poll, eh?

 

regards,

Hein

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I think I've finally decided that if I got one free shot at any celebrity, I would punch Michael Cera squarely in the teeth.
Michael... who?! And yes, I did check the guy's wikipage and none of those cheap crappy sh*te movies and series rang any bell here. (His death would incite a wonderful pun, though...)

 

I might as well nominate Brittany Murphy, were it not that she seemed an adorable girl. Can't blame her for being talentless after all.

I was surprised to learn that our favourite witch, Dame Thatcher, wasn't on the list. An internet poll, eh?

 

regards,

Hein

 

She's not a celebrity - she is classed as a religious fugure...being the devil incarnate.

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There was a survey a few months back Britain's Got Hatred

which helpfully addresses this topic. Here are the results of Britain's Most Hated Celebrities:

 

1 Ashley Cole - 15 per cent

2 Jeremy Clarkson - 9 per cent

3 Jonathan Ross - 8 per cent

4 Cristiano Ronaldo - 7 per cent

5 Heather Mills - 7 per cent

6 Wayne Rooney - 6 per cent

7 Peter Mandelson - 6 per cent

8 Frank Lampard - 6 per cent

9 Gordon Brown - 5 per cent

10 Lord Fred Goodwin - 5 per cent

11 Gordon Ramsay - 5 per cent

12 Kerry Katona - 4 per cent

13 Russell Brand - 4 per cent

14 Dwayne Chambers - 3 per cent

15 Trinny and Susannah - 3 per cent

16 John McCririck - 3 per cent

17 Steve McClaren - 2 per cent

17 David Van Day - 1 per cent

19 Chris Moyles - 0.5 per cent

20 Hugh Grant - 0.5 per cent

 

It's a little dated, as most people have now probably forgotten McClown was ever England manager, Rooney keeps scoring for his country so he'd probably move down a few places, and the Ross and Brand Sachsgate furore is a receding memory. St. Cheryl's ongoing public rehab of Cashley probably drops him a few spots as well. I could see moves up the poll for Ronaldo, Brown, and Ramsay. Poor Liam Gallagher has become such a non-entity he can't even crack the top 20. Loser.

 

[Edit - I completely forgot about Jordan, who I reckon would probably crack the top 5 at the moment]

The Great British Public seem to have made their feelings towards Jordan quite clear.

I'm surprised that nobody thought to mention that reprehensible bastard Kilroy-Silk or the equally loathsome Nick Griffin.

 

Or the equally disgusting Jade Goody.

 

Yeah, completely forgot about her! Everyone and his dog hated her until she was dying, then it was as if she were some sort of paragon of virtue instead of the ignorant, loud mouthed, graceless bully that she was. People are terrible hypocrites! A similar reaction took place when MJ died.

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There was a survey a few months back Britain's Got Hatred

which helpfully addresses this topic. Here are the results of Britain's Most Hated Celebrities:

 

1 Ashley Cole - 15 per cent

2 Jeremy Clarkson - 9 per cent

3 Jonathan Ross - 8 per cent

4 Cristiano Ronaldo - 7 per cent

5 Heather Mills - 7 per cent

6 Wayne Rooney - 6 per cent

7 Peter Mandelson - 6 per cent

8 Frank Lampard - 6 per cent

9 Gordon Brown - 5 per cent

10 Lord Fred Goodwin - 5 per cent

11 Gordon Ramsay - 5 per cent

12 Kerry Katona - 4 per cent

13 Russell Brand - 4 per cent

14 Dwayne Chambers - 3 per cent

15 Trinny and Susannah - 3 per cent

16 John McCririck - 3 per cent

17 Steve McClaren - 2 per cent

17 David Van Day - 1 per cent

19 Chris Moyles - 0.5 per cent

20 Hugh Grant - 0.5 per cent

 

It's a little dated, as most people have now probably forgotten McClown was ever England manager, Rooney keeps scoring for his country so he'd probably move down a few places, and the Ross and Brand Sachsgate furore is a receding memory. St. Cheryl's ongoing public rehab of Cashley probably drops him a few spots as well. I could see moves up the poll for Ronaldo, Brown, and Ramsay. Poor Liam Gallagher has become such a non-entity he can't even crack the top 20. Loser.

 

[Edit - I completely forgot about Jordan, who I reckon would probably crack the top 5 at the moment]

The Great British Public seem to have made their feelings towards Jordan quite clear.

I'm surprised that nobody thought to mention that reprehensible bastard Kilroy-Silk or the equally loathsome Nick Griffin.

 

Or the equally disgusting Jade Goody.

 

Yeah, completely forgot about her! Everyone and his dog hated her until she was dying, then it was as if she were some sort of paragon of virtue instead of the ignorant, loud mouthed, graceless bully that she was. People are terrible hypocrites! A similar reaction took place when MJ died.

 

My heart sinks (even further) when that useless piece of blubber gets mentioned.

 

It should be as unlucky to mention the "Bermondsey Bitch" as thespians naming "the Scottish Play".

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There was a survey a few months back Britain's Got Hatred

which helpfully addresses this topic. Here are the results of Britain's Most Hated Celebrities:

 

1 Ashley Cole - 15 per cent

2 Jeremy Clarkson - 9 per cent

3 Jonathan Ross - 8 per cent

4 Cristiano Ronaldo - 7 per cent

5 Heather Mills - 7 per cent

6 Wayne Rooney - 6 per cent

7 Peter Mandelson - 6 per cent

8 Frank Lampard - 6 per cent

9 Gordon Brown - 5 per cent

10 Lord Fred Goodwin - 5 per cent

11 Gordon Ramsay - 5 per cent

12 Kerry Katona - 4 per cent

13 Russell Brand - 4 per cent

14 Dwayne Chambers - 3 per cent

15 Trinny and Susannah - 3 per cent

16 John McCririck - 3 per cent

17 Steve McClaren - 2 per cent

17 David Van Day - 1 per cent

19 Chris Moyles - 0.5 per cent

20 Hugh Grant - 0.5 per cent

 

It's a little dated, as most people have now probably forgotten McClown was ever England manager, Rooney keeps scoring for his country so he'd probably move down a few places, and the Ross and Brand Sachsgate furore is a receding memory. St. Cheryl's ongoing public rehab of Cashley probably drops him a few spots as well. I could see moves up the poll for Ronaldo, Brown, and Ramsay. Poor Liam Gallagher has become such a non-entity he can't even crack the top 20. Loser.

 

[Edit - I completely forgot about Jordan, who I reckon would probably crack the top 5 at the moment]

The Great British Public seem to have made their feelings towards Jordan quite clear.

I'm surprised that nobody thought to mention that reprehensible bastard Kilroy-Silk or the equally loathsome Nick Griffin.

 

Or the equally disgusting Jade Goody.

 

Yeah, completely forgot about her! Everyone and his dog hated her until she was dying, then it was as if she were some sort of paragon of virtue instead of the ignorant, loud mouthed, graceless bully that she was. People are terrible hypocrites! A similar reaction took place when MJ died.

 

My heart sinks (even further) when that useless piece of blubber gets mentioned.

 

It should be as unlucky to mention the "Bermondsey Bitch" as thespians naming "the Scottish Play".

I am in total agreement! People have such short memories! The 'Bermondsey Bitch' went so far as to use her impending death as a means to bump up her dwindling bank balance! Talk about a shameless, undignified act of self promotion!

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