Tempus Fugit 214 Posted January 25, 2006 urwe dain this again? Efter aw, it Burns nicht Haggis tatties and neeps. Think'll I'll stick with the smoky bacon crisps. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,109 Posted January 25, 2006 Tempus, that looks stoatin' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Hackenslash 25 Posted January 25, 2006 Yon sassenach has a coupon like a tumshie. A turkish delight toaty tumshie. Henerine? Hoaching hingins Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted January 25, 2006 Burns Night, eh? Excellent Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,109 Posted January 25, 2006 Burns Night, eh? Excellent Naw Boady, Rabbie, no Monty. Jings, huvyenolearntonythingyit? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Hackenslash 25 Posted January 25, 2006 Burns Night, eh? Excellent Simpson's, aye. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tempus Fugit 214 Posted January 25, 2006 Burns Night, eh? Excellent Naw Boady, Rabbie, no Monty. Jings, huvyenolearntonythingyit? A little learning is dangerous. Better ignorance, than the way of the dilettante. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuber Mirum 125 Posted January 25, 2006 Aye, aye Winnzer! Foo's yer neeps? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scsibear 4 Posted January 25, 2006 Gonnymoveyerheid, Icannyseethetelly...Ohh, andgitus20fagsfaethevaneh!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted January 25, 2006 I managed to escape the whole Burns thing this year actually. Last year I was still working in the Old Folks home kitchen (which incidently also made it into the Sun newspaper) so that was quite chaotic. We had a Welsh Cook and she sort of burned herself with exploding haggis. That was fairly amusing. On the down side, I had to clean up the remains of the 20 exploded haggises. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,109 Posted January 25, 2006 Gonnymoveyerheid, Icannyseethetelly...Ohh, andgitus20fagsfaethevaneh!! izzat no andgitus20fagsfaethetallyvaneh!!. Hingoanabit, wuvareadydoneris, huvweno? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Grendel 139 Posted January 25, 2006 The following are true adverts in a Scottish Lonely Hearts column: Aberdeen man, 50, in desperate need of a ride. Anything considered. Box06/03 Heavy drinker, 35, Glasgow area, seeks gorgeous sex addict interested in pints, fags, Rangers football club and starting scraps on Sauchiehall Street at three in the morning. Box 73/82. Bitter, disillusioned Dundonian lately rejected by longtime fiancée seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still exists in this cruel world of hatchet-faced bitches. Box 53/41 Ginger-haired Partick troublemaker, gets slit-eyed and shirty after a few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes, maybe more. Box 84/87 Chartered accountant, 42, seeks female for marriage. Duties will include cooking, light cleaning and accompanying me to office social functions. References required. No timewasters. Box 23/45 Bad-tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard living in a damp cottage in the arse end of Orkney seeks attractive 21-year old blonde lady with big chest. Box 40/27 Devil-worshiper, Stirling area, seeks like-minded lady for wining and dining, good conversation, dancing, romantic walks and slaughtering dogs in cemeteries at midnight under the flinty light of a pale moon.Box 52/07 Attractive brunette, Maryhill area, winner of Miss Wrangler competition at Framptons Nightclub, Maryhill, in September 1978, seeks nostalgic man who's not afraid to cry, for long nights spent comfort-drinking and listening to old Abba records. Please, Please! Box 30/41 Govan man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi for the night of February 27 between 8pm and 11.30pm Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scsibear 4 Posted January 25, 2006 I managed to escape the whole Burns thing this year actually. Last year I was still working in the Old Folks home kitchen (which incidently also made it into the Sun newspaper) so that was quite chaotic. We had a Welsh Cook and she sort of burned herself with exploding haggis. That was fairly amusing. On the down side, I had to clean up the remains of the 20 exploded haggises. HAHA interesting, 20 exploding haggises..Hmm I wonder would the plural be called Haggi ??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scsibear 4 Posted January 25, 2006 Gonnymoveyerheid, Icannyseethetelly...Ohh, andgitus20fagsfaethevaneh!! izzat no andgitus20fagsfaethetallyvaneh!!. Hingoanabit, wuvareadydoneris, huvweno? hehehe Aye we huv, (raises a wee glass) cheers HCW Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,109 Posted January 25, 2006 Gonnymoveyerheid, Icannyseethetelly...Ohh, andgitus20fagsfaethevaneh!! izzat no andgitus20fagsfaethetallyvaneh!!. Hingoanabit, wuvareadydoneris, huvweno? hehehe Aye we huv, (raises a wee glass) cheers HCW Ahmhuvvinaweedrammaselnoo. A 10 year auld singulmaultIsleyJura...mmmmmmm smashin' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Grendel 139 Posted January 25, 2006 Gonnymoveyerheid, Icannyseethetelly...Ohh, andgitus20fagsfaethevaneh!! izzat no andgitus20fagsfaethetallyvaneh!!. Hingoanabit, wuvareadydoneris, huvweno? hehehe Aye we huv, (raises a wee glass) cheers HCW Ahmhuvvinaweedrammaselnoo. A 10 year auld singulmaultIsleyJura...mmmmmmm smashin' jistaweedram? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tempus Fugit 214 Posted January 25, 2006 Gonnymoveyerheid, Icannyseethetelly...Ohh, andgitus20fagsfaethevaneh!! izzat no andgitus20fagsfaethetallyvaneh!!. Hingoanabit, wuvareadydoneris, huvweno? hehehe Aye we huv, (raises a wee glass) cheers HCW Ahmhuvvinaweedrammaselnoo. A 10 year auld singulmaultIsleyJura...mmmmmmm smashin' Drinking cheap brandy myself. Single malt Jura, my how the other half lives. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,109 Posted January 25, 2006 Gonnymoveyerheid, Icannyseethetelly...Ohh, andgitus20fagsfaethevaneh!! izzat no andgitus20fagsfaethetallyvaneh!!. Hingoanabit, wuvareadydoneris, huvweno? hehehe Aye we huv, (raises a wee glass) cheers HCW Ahmhuvvinaweedrammaselnoo. A 10 year auld singulmaultIsleyJura...mmmmmmm smashin' jistaweedram? Aye! Ahcannygettooratarsedthenicht, ahmworkinthemorra Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted January 25, 2006 Govan man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi forthe night of February 27 between 8pm and 11.30pm Wid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brinsworth House Baiter 12 Posted January 25, 2006 Looks like it's fraught with danger, this Burns Night malarkey: Wild Haggis Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Grendel 139 Posted January 25, 2006 Gonnymoveyerheid, Icannyseethetelly...Ohh, andgitus20fagsfaethevaneh!! izzat no andgitus20fagsfaethetallyvaneh!!. Hingoanabit, wuvareadydoneris, huvweno? hehehe Aye we huv, (raises a wee glass) cheers HCW Ahmhuvvinaweedrammaselnoo. A 10 year auld singulmaultIsleyJura...mmmmmmm smashin' jistaweedram? Aye! Ahcannygettooratarsedthenicht, ahmworkinthemorra ahmno Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scsibear 4 Posted January 25, 2006 Looks like it's fraught with danger, this Burns Night malarkey: Wild Haggis Hey, they look like ma teesh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuber Mirum 125 Posted January 25, 2006 Drinking cheap brandy myself. Single malt Jura, my how the other half lives. On the The Glenlivet masel' The other half is having some too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Grendel 139 Posted January 25, 2006 Drinking cheap brandy myself. Single malt Jura, my how the other half lives. On the The Glenlivet masel' The other half is having some too. Enjoy it, not being a Whisky drinker it's a nice chilled Chablis for me and some Southern Comfort for Scsi. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tempus Fugit 214 Posted January 25, 2006 Drinking cheap brandy myself. Single malt Jura, my how the other half lives. On the The Glenlivet masel' The other half is having some too. Wouldn't she be happier with a nice white wine spritzer Whisky+ women = problems. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
