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urwe dain this again?  Efter aw, it Burns nicht :lol:

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Haggis tatties and neeps.

 

Think'll I'll stick with the smoky bacon crisps.

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Yon sassenach has a coupon like a tumshie.

 

A turkish delight toaty tumshie.

 

Henerine?

 

Hoaching hingins

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Burns Night, eh?

 

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Excellent :lol:

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Burns Night, eh?

 

burns5ky.jpg

 

Excellent :lol:

Naw Boady, Rabbie, no Monty.

 

Jings, huvyenolearntonythingyit?

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Burns Night, eh?

 

burns5ky.jpg

 

Excellent  :lol:

Naw Boady, Rabbie, no Monty.

 

Jings, huvyenolearntonythingyit?

A little learning is dangerous.

 

Better ignorance, than the way of the dilettante.

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Gonnymoveyerheid, Icannyseethetelly...Ohh, andgitus20fagsfaethevaneh!! :lol:

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I managed to escape the whole Burns thing this year actually.

 

Last year I was still working in the Old Folks home kitchen (which incidently also made it into the Sun newspaper) so that was quite chaotic. We had a Welsh Cook and she sort of burned herself with exploding haggis. :flame:

 

That was fairly amusing.

On the down side, I had to clean up the remains of the 20 exploded haggises. :lol:

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Gonnymoveyerheid, Icannyseethetelly...Ohh, andgitus20fagsfaethevaneh!! :lol:

izzat no andgitus20fagsfaethetallyvaneh!!. Hingoanabit, wuvareadydoneris, huvweno?

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The following are true adverts in a Scottish Lonely Hearts column:

 

Aberdeen man, 50, in desperate need of a ride. Anything considered.

Box06/03

 

Heavy drinker, 35, Glasgow area, seeks gorgeous sex addict interested

in pints, fags, Rangers football club and starting scraps on

Sauchiehall Street at three in the morning. Box 73/82.

 

Bitter, disillusioned Dundonian lately rejected by longtime fiancée

seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still exists in

this cruel world of hatchet-faced bitches. Box 53/41

 

Ginger-haired Partick troublemaker, gets slit-eyed and shirty after a

few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes, maybe

more. Box 84/87

 

Chartered accountant, 42, seeks female for marriage. Duties will

include cooking, light cleaning and accompanying me to office social

functions. References required. No timewasters. Box 23/45

 

Bad-tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard living in a damp cottage in the

arse end of Orkney seeks attractive 21-year old blonde lady with big

chest. Box 40/27

 

Devil-worshiper, Stirling area, seeks like-minded lady for wining and

dining, good conversation, dancing, romantic walks and slaughtering

dogs in cemeteries at midnight under the flinty light of a pale moon.Box

52/07

 

Attractive brunette, Maryhill area, winner of Miss Wrangler competition at Framptons Nightclub, Maryhill, in September 1978, seeks

nostalgic man who's not afraid to cry, for long nights spent

comfort-drinking and listening to old Abba records. Please, Please!

Box 30/41

 

Govan man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi for

the night of February 27 between 8pm and 11.30pm

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I managed to escape the whole Burns thing this year actually.

 

Last year I was still working in the Old Folks home kitchen (which incidently also made it into the Sun newspaper) so that was quite chaotic. We had a Welsh Cook and she sort of burned herself with exploding haggis. :flame:

 

That was fairly amusing.

On the down side, I had to clean up the remains of the 20 exploded haggises.  :lol:

HAHA interesting, 20 exploding haggises..Hmm I wonder would the plural be called Haggi ??? :flame:

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Gonnymoveyerheid, Icannyseethetelly...Ohh, andgitus20fagsfaethevaneh!! :lol:

izzat no andgitus20fagsfaethetallyvaneh!!. Hingoanabit, wuvareadydoneris, huvweno?

hehehe

 

Aye we huv, (raises a wee glass) cheers HCW :flame::flame:

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Gonnymoveyerheid, Icannyseethetelly...Ohh, andgitus20fagsfaethevaneh!! :lol:

izzat no andgitus20fagsfaethetallyvaneh!!. Hingoanabit, wuvareadydoneris, huvweno?

hehehe

 

Aye we huv, (raises a wee glass) cheers HCW :flame::flame:

Ahmhuvvinaweedrammaselnoo. A 10 year auld singulmaultIsleyJura...mmmmmmm smashin'

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Gonnymoveyerheid, Icannyseethetelly...Ohh, andgitus20fagsfaethevaneh!! :lol:

izzat no andgitus20fagsfaethetallyvaneh!!. Hingoanabit, wuvareadydoneris, huvweno?

hehehe

 

Aye we huv, (raises a wee glass) cheers HCW :flame::flame:

Ahmhuvvinaweedrammaselnoo. A 10 year auld singulmaultIsleyJura...mmmmmmm smashin'

jistaweedram?

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Gonnymoveyerheid, Icannyseethetelly...Ohh, andgitus20fagsfaethevaneh!! :lol:

izzat no andgitus20fagsfaethetallyvaneh!!. Hingoanabit, wuvareadydoneris, huvweno?

hehehe

 

Aye we huv, (raises a wee glass) cheers HCW :D:D

Ahmhuvvinaweedrammaselnoo. A 10 year auld singulmaultIsleyJura...mmmmmmm smashin'

Drinking cheap brandy myself.

 

Single malt Jura, my how the other half lives.

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Gonnymoveyerheid, Icannyseethetelly...Ohh, andgitus20fagsfaethevaneh!! :lol:

izzat no andgitus20fagsfaethetallyvaneh!!. Hingoanabit, wuvareadydoneris, huvweno?

hehehe

 

Aye we huv, (raises a wee glass) cheers HCW :D:D

Ahmhuvvinaweedrammaselnoo. A 10 year auld singulmaultIsleyJura...mmmmmmm smashin'

jistaweedram?

Aye! Ahcannygettooratarsedthenicht, ahmworkinthemorra

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Govan man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi for

the night of February 27 between 8pm and 11.30pm

Wid.

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Looks like it's fraught with danger, this Burns Night malarkey:

 

Wild Haggis

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Gonnymoveyerheid, Icannyseethetelly...Ohh, andgitus20fagsfaethevaneh!! :lol:

izzat no andgitus20fagsfaethetallyvaneh!!. Hingoanabit, wuvareadydoneris, huvweno?

hehehe

 

Aye we huv, (raises a wee glass) cheers HCW :D:D

Ahmhuvvinaweedrammaselnoo. A 10 year auld singulmaultIsleyJura...mmmmmmm smashin'

jistaweedram?

Aye! Ahcannygettooratarsedthenicht, ahmworkinthemorra

ahmno :P

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Looks like it's fraught with danger, this Burns Night malarkey:

 

Wild Haggis

Hey, they look like ma teesh

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Drinking cheap brandy myself.

 

Single malt Jura, my how the other half lives.

On the The Glenlivet masel'

 

The other half is having some too.

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Drinking cheap brandy myself.

 

Single malt Jura, my how the other half lives.

On the The Glenlivet masel'

 

The other half is having some too.

Enjoy it, not being a Whisky drinker it's a nice chilled Chablis for me and some Southern Comfort for Scsi.

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Drinking cheap brandy myself.

 

Single malt Jura, my how the other half lives.

On the The Glenlivet masel'

 

The other half is having some too.

Wouldn't she be happier with a nice white wine spritzer :lol:

 

Whisky+ women = problems.

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