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Have I won yet? :lol:

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Have I won yet?  :P

HHAHA no man..not yet..I'm currently in a TV/Movie mode now U 571, hehehe we'll get back to it soon man k dood... :lol::D

Prolly Lady G will do a follow up..hahaha

 

to be continued...SCSI :lol:

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Have I won yet? :lol:

Of course not Windsor, us JB's win every time plus at 18 you have plenty of chances at winning against us '+30's/40's' .

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Tae A Fert

 

Oh what a sleekit horrible beastie,

Lurks in yer belly efter the feastie.

Just as ye sit doon among yer kin,

There sterts to stir an enormous wind.

 

The neeps and tatties and mushy peas,

Stert workin like a gentle breeze.

But soon the puddin' wi the sauncie face,

Will have ye blawin' all ower the place.

 

Nae matter whit ye try tae dae,

A'bodys gonnae have tae pay.

Even if ye try to stifle,

It's like a bullet oot a rifle.

 

Hawd yer bum tight tae the chair,

Tae try and stop the leakin' air.

Shift yersel frae cheek tae cheek,

Pray tae God it doesny reek.

 

But aw yer efforts go assunder,

Oot it comes – a clap o' thunder.

Ricochets aroon the room,

Michty me, a sonic boom!

 

God almighty it fairly reeks,

Hope I huvnae pooed ma breeks!

Tae the loo I better scurry,

Aw who cares, its no ma worry.

 

A'body roon aboot me chokin,

Wan or two are nearly bokin.

I'll feel better for a while,

Cannae help but raise a smile.

 

“Wis him!” I shout with accusin' glower,

Alas too late, he's just keeled ower!

“Ye dirty thing!” they shout and stare,

I don't feel welcome any mair.

 

Where ere ye go let yer wind gang free,

Sounds like just the job fur me.

Whit a fuss at Rabbie's perty,

Ower the sake o' wan wee ferty!!!

 

Stolen from elsewhere...

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priceless!

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You sound bitter windsor...must be a flashback to the Jacobites are arseholes comment you said before eh !!!

 

My wife was Fekkin furious with you about that BTW !!!!

Drunken late night fighting in the Scottish thread?

 

How authentic :lol:

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You sound bitter windsor...must be a flashback to the Jacobites are arseholes comment you said before eh !!!

 

My wife was Fekkin furious with you about that BTW !!!!

Drunken late night fighting in the Scottish thread?

 

How authentic :(

I agree :lol:

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Aye, Windsor. A little learning can be a dangerous thing.

And History can be interpreted one way or the other, as your history professor will tell you. Or any Nazi.

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You sound bitter windsor...must be a flashback to the Jacobites are arseholes comment you said before eh !!!

 

My wife was Fekkin furious with you about that BTW !!!!

Drunken late night fighting in the Scottish thread?

 

How authentic :P

Cheers Bou, I usually remember to unplug the internet about midnight when I have had a small glass of wine, but not having had much alcohol this month I forgot! Anyway, it wasn't a fight, just a 'friendly discussion', a difference of opinions, I'm right and Windsor's wrong :skill2:

(sorry, Windsor, couldn't resist, none of our comments were meant in a nasty way!)

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No, I think that you will find that I am right and that it is you who is wrong.

 

I'm sticking to my story. :skill2:

 

Besides, if we are taking sides - my armies kicked your army's ass.

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No, I think that you will find that I am right and that it is you who is wrong.

 

I'm sticking to my story. :skill2:

 

Besides, if we are taking sides - my armies kicked your army's ass.

My army would definetly win as we have Yogi Bear on our side, who is never defeated, but as an Aberdonian you may mistake him for a sheep................big mistake :P

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BAAAHHHH remind you of anyone..hahha

 

hey man I honestly don't give a S**t....as your hopefully aware by now..I just like the banter...and it's always good stuff between us and long may it last....

 

Regards...

were comin to get ya !!!!!

 

signed

Poll tax exile.co.uk :skill2:

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BAAAHHHH remind you of anyone..hahha

 

hey man I honestly don't give a S**t....as your hopefully aware by now..I just like the banter...and it's always good stuff between us and long may it last....

 

Regards...

were comin to get ya !!!!!

 

signed

Poll tax exile.co.uk :skill2:

Nice sig scsi is there something I should know?

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BAAAHHHH remind you of anyone..hahha

 

hey man I honestly don't give a S**t....as your hopefully aware by now..I just like the banter...and it's always good stuff between us and long may it last....

 

Regards...

were comin to get ya !!!!!

 

signed

Poll tax exile.co.uk :skill2:

Nice sig scsi is there something I should know?

Ahhh I'm afraid ye'll have to ask my man Windsor about that...he's sworn me to secrecy !!!! else he's promised to Spank me !!!! Rrrrrrrrrr

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:skill2: Notapotatos the Aberdonian (Isn't he :o ) - I just travel there ever day. ;)

 

Indeed, its all good banter. As I said to Lady G, I'm studying history so historical debate is what I thrive on (or at least I'm supposed to thrive on it). :)

 

 

Aww, nice signature scsibear. :P

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:skill2: Notapotatos the Aberdonian (Isn't he  :o ) - I just travel there ever day. ;)

 

Indeed, its all good banter. As I said to Lady G, I'm studying history so historical debate is what I thrive on (or at least I'm supposed to thrive on it). :)

 

 

Aww, nice signature scsibear. :P

Doesn't the term sweetie used for a female? ;)

 

Well let's see, 5 smiley faces in one post does seem a bit feminin..

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:skill2: Notapotatos the Aberdonian (Isn't he  :o ) - I just travel there ever day. ;)

 

Indeed, its all good banter. As I said to Lady G, I'm studying history so historical debate is what I thrive on (or at least I'm supposed to thrive on it). :)

 

 

Aww, nice signature scsibear. :P

Doesn't the term sweetie used for a female? ;)

 

Well let's see, 5 smiley faces in one post does seem a bit feminin..

It's very popular with certain minority groups,or so I hear.

 

Maybe scsibear is coming out as a Lib Dem.

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Whats 'feminin' about smileys? :old:

 

;);)

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Robin Williams..says it as it is really !!!

 

Priceless and hey so true too...go figure

 

Enjoy

regards

scsi

 

http://www.iamtheonewho.com/videos/Robin%2...%20-%20Golf.wmv

Fantastic! Thanks for brightening my dull hungover day, I hope Robin Williams doesn't become a DL candidate for a lot of years yet...

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I dinnae ken you ken'd Ken, if I'd a ken ya ken'd Ken, I'da ken'dya, ken?

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I dinnae ken you ken'd Ken, if I'd a ken ya ken'd Ken, I'da ken'dya, ken?

 

You'll have to do a bit better than that Harry, cos if we manage to meet, I might not understand you. :angry: ye ken whit ah mean?

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I dinnae ken you ken'd Ken, if I'd a ken ya ken'd Ken, I'da ken'dya, ken?

 

You'll have to do a bit better than that Harry, cos if we manage to meet, I might not understand you. :angry: ye ken whit ah mean?

 

Hey, that was actually said to me once, and the man was serious.

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