Godot 149 Posted December 12, 2005 Inspired by another thread I wondered who among today's living might die with their boots on. That is keel over like Cpt Oates or Tommy Cooper, go down fighting like Davy Crockett, or explode like Christa McAuliffe. I fancy Ellen MacArthur. I mean I fancy she may die with her sailing boots on Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted December 12, 2005 There is of course the Queen. She will most likely never abdicate. My 2006 theory will soon be answered... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,658 Posted December 12, 2005 Al Lewis - AKA Grandpa Munster - may die with his BOOT on! (ho ho ho) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted December 12, 2005 Hmmm, not sure we're taking this seriously. the Queen doesn't do much anyway apart from shake hands so she will probably croak in bed. Not sure who was the last British monarch not to croak in bed. Charles I? Lady Di, on the other hand, gave us a spectacular exit in the spirit of Donald Campbell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted December 12, 2005 I was always led to believe that William IV died after suffering an asthma attack in the Waterloo Chamber at Windsor. I don't know if he was wearing boots....slippers perhaps. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted December 12, 2005 When George V was on his death bed his doctor tried cheering him up, saying "Your majesty will soon be well enough to visit Bognor." "Bugger Bognor," said the king, and died. In the Times his last words were recorded as: "How is the empire?" I think he died without his socks on Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,658 Posted December 12, 2005 Brook Astor may die if a massive amount of money falls on her as she tries to give it away. Oh hell, let's face it most of the remaining top 50 are bound to go in bed or close to it. Maybe Patrick Moore will have a telescope rigged up to his bed at the time. But as a rule they're old, they ill, they're inactive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted December 12, 2005 I fancy Ellen MacArthur. I mean I fancy she may die with her sailing boots on Talking of which, I for one was a mite disappointed that Dame Ellen didn't turn up with a frock on at last night's 'Sports Personality' awards. She looked smart enough in jeans and brown leather jacket, but Dame Kelly looked great in her red dress and she's a dyke! As far as I know Ellen isn't, so why didn't she make the effort? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted December 12, 2005 As far as I know Dame Kelly has not declared herself gay. There was some speculation on the Rainbow Network but she did not appear on Sunday Independent "pink list" that does not add gays without their consent. She could tickle my topper any day. http://admin.rainbownetwork.com/Features/d...hannel=Features Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted December 12, 2005 When George V was on his death bed his doctor tried cheering him up, saying "Your majesty will soon be well enough to visit Bognor." "Bugger Bognor," said the king, and died. In the Times his last words were recorded as: "How is the empire?" I think he died without his socks on The King's doctor was obviously fibbing because it was he who put the King down. He administered a lethal injection. A bit like Shipman. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted December 12, 2005 I fancy Ellen MacArthur. I mean I fancy she may die with her sailing boots on Talking of which, I for one was a mite disappointed that Dame Ellen didn't turn up with a frock on at last night's 'Sports Personality' awards. She looked smart enough in jeans and brown leather jacket, but Dame Kelly looked great in her red dress and she's a dyke! As far as I know Ellen isn't, so why didn't she make the effort? I think Ellen MacArthur is sexier than Kelly Holmes, frock or no frock Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tempus Fugit 214 Posted December 12, 2005 Inspired by another thread I wondered who among today's living might die with their boots on. That is keel over like Cpt Oates or Tommy Cooper, go down fighting like Davy Crockett, or explode like Christa McAuliffe. I fancy Ellen MacArthur. I mean I fancy she may die with her sailing boots on Sir Ranulph Twisleton-Wykeham-Fiennes. Anybody, who 4 months after double heart bypass surgery, goes on to run 7 marathons in 7 days is a good candidate for boots on death. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
in eternum+ 22 Posted December 13, 2005 Newcastle Midfielder Kieron Dyer? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,658 Posted December 13, 2005 Sir Ranulph Twisleton-Wykeham-Fiennes. Frostbite has deprived him of the ends of fingers and a toe or two. Maybe he'll die as the result of one little bit of his body after another being shaved off as a result of extreme cold. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted December 13, 2005 Sir Ranulph Twisleton-Wykeham-Fiennes. Frostbite has deprived him of the ends of fingers and a toe or two. Maybe he'll die as the result of one little bit of his body after another being shaved off as a result of extreme cold. I agree, good candidate and came close on Everest but still fighting fit. He has a much younger wife, however, so maybe not boots on. All the same I'm sure he will go on "active service" in one form or another. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canadian Paul 97 Posted December 13, 2005 Norman Vaughan, who I brought it up earlier, plans to climb Mount Vaughan in Antarctica for his 101st birthday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Oates 21 Posted December 13, 2005 Capt Lawrence 'Titus' Oates didn't die with his boots on. He suffered from painful frostbitten feet and went outside in his socks...... BTW, DL's own Captain Oates is more likely to die in Jesus-sandals than boots! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted December 13, 2005 It was his 32nd birthday. His body was never found, and lies today somewhere under 75 feet of snow and ice. Do you suppose that the freezer like conditions preserved his body? Indeed, We may have an Austin Powers situation on our hands. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted December 13, 2005 Do you suppose that the freezer like conditions preserved his body? Would you like to be frozen Windsor? In 55 years? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted December 13, 2005 I live in the North East of Scotland, I'm frozen all the time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Oates 21 Posted December 13, 2005 I live in the North East of Scotland, I'm frozen all the time. Why do you think I now live south of London! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted December 13, 2005 I live in the North East of Scotland, I'm frozen all the time. Well then you must turn up the heat. Put on gloves, scarves, jackets hats, wear two or three pairs of socks on one foot, buy earmuffs wear layers, start a fire, don't forget to put on your nightcap! Girls will also keep you warm when you cuddle with them, Especialy beautiful girls but you know Windsor if you like overweight chicks that might even keep you warmer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted December 13, 2005 I live in the North East of Scotland, I'm frozen all the time. Well then you must turn up the heat. Put on gloves, scarves, jackets hats, wear two or three pairs of socks on one foot, buy earmuffs wear layers, start a fire, don't forget to put on your nightcap! Girls will also keep you warm when you cuddle with them, Especialy beautiful girls but you know Windsor if you like overweight chicks that might even keep you warmer. I'll....um....I'll keep that in mind Banshees. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Oates 21 Posted December 13, 2005 I live in the North East of Scotland, I'm frozen all the time. Well then you must turn up the heat. Put on gloves, scarves, jackets hats, wear two or three pairs of socks on one foot, buy earmuffs wear layers, start a fire, don't forget to put on your nightcap! Girls will also keep you warm when you cuddle with them, Especialy beautiful girls but you know Windsor if you like overweight chicks that might even keep you warmer. It's the wind-chill factor that finally gets though all of that lot. I know. I lived there for years. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted December 13, 2005 I live in the North East of Scotland, I'm frozen all the time. Well then you must turn up the heat. Put on gloves, scarves, jackets hats, wear two or three pairs of socks on one foot, buy earmuffs wear layers, start a fire, don't forget to put on your nightcap! Girls will also keep you warm when you cuddle with them, Especialy beautiful girls but you know Windsor if you like overweight chicks that might even keep you warmer. I'll....um....I'll keep that in mind Banshees. Windsor the part about the girls is the most importent. The girls not only keep you toasty warm but they make your life worthwhile. In most cases. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
