The Hartlepool Deadlypool

[Rotten Ali 600]

I'm going to change the manor of the penalty. Instead, no bonus points will be awarded. Since having the unique bonus is a feature of having overstepped the rule about being a notable qualifying celebrity (which, quite frankly, I just don't buy). Thus this points penalty will now be more harsh. Thus Mr Glenny will score Maryportfuncity 45 basic points, rather than 53.2 points as previously considered. He now will have a total of 66 points, down from the initial total of 84 points.

 

Leader Board:

 

1st - 66 points - Maryportfuncity

2nd - 11 points - STAB in the DARK

3rd - 1 point - Deathray

4th - 0.375 points - LFN

=5th- 0 points - everyone else but

20th -1point - Banshees Scream

Edited January 18, 2014 by Rotten Ali

[Rotten Ali 600]

DDT gets off the mark with 15 points for Lord McAlpine and being a unique pick he garners another 6 points.

 

Leader Board:

 

1st - 66 points - Maryportfuncity

2nd - 21 points - DDT

3rd - 11 points - STAB in the DARK

4th - 1 point - Deathray

5th - 0.375 points - LFN

=6th- 0 points - everyone else but

20th -1point - Banshees Scream

[maryportfuncity 10,639]

I'm going to change the manor of the penalty. Instead, no bonus points will be awarded. Since having the unique bonus is a feature of having overstepped the rule about being a notable qualifying celebrity (which I quite frankly don't buy) This will be a little more harsh. Thus Mr Glenny will score Maryportfuncity 45 basic points, rather than 53.2 points as previously considered, post initial reduction from a total of 84 points.

 

Leader Board:

 

1st - 66 points - Maryportfuncity

2nd - 11 points - STAB in the DARK

3rd - 1 point - Deathray

4th - 0.375 points - LFN

=5th- 0 points - everyone else but

20th -1point - Banshees Scream

 

This is appauling: "quite frankly" is clearly a sub-clause and, therefore, needs commas on either side and "This is more harsh" simply continues the sentence so the "t" should be lower case!

[Rotten Ali 600]

Sorry...

[time 8,586]

I'm going to change the manor of the penalty. Instead, no bonus points will be awarded. Since having the unique bonus is a feature of having overstepped the rule about being a notable qualifying celebrity (which I quite frankly don't buy) This will be a little more harsh. Thus Mr Glenny will score Maryportfuncity 45 basic points, rather than 53.2 points as previously considered, post initial reduction from a total of 84 points.

 

Leader Board:

 

1st - 66 points - Maryportfuncity

2nd - 11 points - STAB in the DARK

3rd - 1 point - Deathray

4th - 0.375 points - LFN

=5th- 0 points - everyone else but

20th -1point - Banshees Scream

 

This is appauling: "quite frankly" is clearly a sub-clause and, therefore, needs commas on either side and "This is more harsh" simply continues the sentence so the "t" should be lower case!

This is appalling:

 

When correcting grammar, please ensure that your spelling is correct!

 

(Hastily checks for grammar & spelling errors)

[Tuber Mirum 125]

I'm going to change the manor of the penalty. Instead, no bonus points will be awarded. Since having the unique bonus is a feature of having overstepped the rule about being a notable qualifying celebrity (which I quite frankly don't buy) This will be a little more harsh. Thus Mr Glenny will score Maryportfuncity 45 basic points, rather than 53.2 points as previously considered, post initial reduction from a total of 84 points.

 

Leader Board:

 

1st - 66 points - Maryportfuncity

2nd - 11 points - STAB in the DARK

3rd - 1 point - Deathray

4th - 0.375 points - LFN

=5th- 0 points - everyone else but

20th -1point - Banshees Scream

 

This is appauling: "quite frankly" is clearly a sub-clause and, therefore, needs commas on either side and "This is more harsh" simply continues the sentence so the "t" should be lower case!

 

This from someone who thinks "peddling" has something to do with riding a bicycle

[maryportfuncity 10,639]

I'm going to change the manor of the penalty. Instead, no bonus points will be awarded. Since having the unique bonus is a feature of having overstepped the rule about being a notable qualifying celebrity (which I quite frankly don't buy) This will be a little more harsh. Thus Mr Glenny will score Maryportfuncity 45 basic points, rather than 53.2 points as previously considered, post initial reduction from a total of 84 points.

 

Leader Board:

 

1st - 66 points - Maryportfuncity

2nd - 11 points - STAB in the DARK

3rd - 1 point - Deathray

4th - 0.375 points - LFN

=5th- 0 points - everyone else but

20th -1point - Banshees Scream

 

This is appauling: "quite frankly" is clearly a sub-clause and, therefore, needs commas on either side and "This is more harsh" simply continues the sentence so the "t" should be lower case!

This is appalling:

 

When correcting grammar, please ensure that your spelling is correct!

 

(Hastily checks for grammar & spelling errors)

 

FFS, it was ironic!

[msc 18,436]

I'm going to change the manor of the penalty. Instead, no bonus points will be awarded. Since having the unique bonus is a feature of having overstepped the rule about being a notable qualifying celebrity (which I quite frankly don't buy) This will be a little more harsh. Thus Mr Glenny will score Maryportfuncity 45 basic points, rather than 53.2 points as previously considered, post initial reduction from a total of 84 points.

 

Leader Board:

 

1st - 66 points - Maryportfuncity

2nd - 11 points - STAB in the DARK

3rd - 1 point - Deathray

4th - 0.375 points - LFN

=5th- 0 points - everyone else but

20th -1point - Banshees Scream

 

This is appauling: "quite frankly" is clearly a sub-clause and, therefore, needs commas on either side and "This is more harsh" simply continues the sentence so the "t" should be lower case!

This is appalling:

 

When correcting grammar, please ensure that your spelling is correct!

 

(Hastily checks for grammar & spelling errors)

 

FFS, it was ironic!

 

Like raiiiiiiin on your wedding day?

 

(I do apologise)

[maryportfuncity 10,639]

Enough of the above eh, we all need early nights before we're back to our Civil Service jobs in the morning.

[time 8,586]

Ahem!!

[Rotten Ali 600]

Sorry you had to high-light my failings. Time gets off the mark with 15 points for Maximilian Schell and being a unique pick he garners another 6 points, and joins DDT in 2nd place.

 

Leader Board:

 

1st - 66 points - Maryportfuncity

=2nd - 21 points - DDT

=2nd - 21 points - time

4th - 11 points - STAB in the DARK

5th - 1 point - Deathray

6th - 0.375 points - LFN

=7th- 0 points - everyone else but

20th -1point - Banshees Scream

 

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

Wheres me points then?

[Rotten Ali 600]

Oh yer, sorry, was under the impression no one had him.

So that's two years running you have started with a hit at the bottom of your list. Are you secretly telling us that's where you have been really aiming at? Hope for your sake, Mrs LFN is very understanding.

 

Leader Board:

 

1st - 66 points - Maryportfuncity

=2nd - 21 points - DDT

=2nd - 21 points - time

4th - 11 points - STAB in the DARK

5th - 7.375 points - LFN

6th - 1 point - Deathray

=7th- 0 points - everyone else but

20th -1point - Banshees Scream

[Rotten Ali 600]

Six teams had Tony Benn on their teams.

Toast and Dr Zorders both gain 40 points, Bert T gets 35, Death Impends and Dead Cow gain 25 and I get 15 points.

 

1st - 66 points - Maryportfuncity

=2nd - 40 points - Toast

=2nd - 40 points - Dr Zorders

4th - 35 points - Bert Trautmann

5th - 26 points - STAB in the DARK

=6th - 25 points - Death Impends

=6th - 25 points - Dead Cow

=8th - 21 points - DDT

=8th - 21 points - time

10th - 7.375 points - LFN

11th - 1 point - Deathray

=12th- 0 points - everyone else but

20th -1point - Banshees Scream

[Dr. Zorders 1,271]

Six teams had Tony Benn on their teams.

Toast and Dr Zorders both gain 40 points, Bert T gets 35, Death Impends and Dead Cow gain 25 and I get 15 points.

 

1st - 66 points - Maryportfuncity

=2nd - 40 points - Toast

=2nd - 40 points - Dr Zorders

4th - 35 points - Bert Trautmann

5th - 26 points - STAB in the DARK

=6th - 25 points - Death Impends

=6th - 25 points - Dead Cow

=8th - 21 points - DDT

=8th - 21 points - time

10th - 7.375 points - LFN

11th - 1 point - Deathray

=12th- 0 points - everyone else but

20th -1point - Banshees Scream

 

Ooh I'm in third! I feel as smug as Takuma Sato at the 2004 United States Grand Prix!

 

Okay, so because my third choice carked it first, I get slightly less points now if/when Billy Graham or Sam Simon do an Andropov, and drop off. Right? Well anyway whatever, surely Billy Graham is a goner soon....

[Toast 16,129]

There's a surprise, I didn't think I'd doubled up any of my DDP picks here. I try to spread the interest a bit. Points on two fronts today!

[msc 18,436]

Given I was on nul points until mid-October last year, points on the board (with the death of Adolfo Suarez) by March counts as an improved performance in my book.

[Rotten Ali 600]

Adolfo Suarez has provided points for msc.

 

1st - 66 points - Maryportfuncity

=2nd - 40 points - Toast

=2nd - 40 points - Dr Zorders

4th - 35 points - Bert Trautmann

5th - 26 points - STAB in the DARK

=6th - 25 points - Death Impends

=6th - 25 points - Dead Cow

=8th - 21 points - DDT

=8th - 21 points - time

10th - 14 points - msc

11th - 7.375 points - LFN

12th - 1 point - Deathray

=13th- 0 points - everyone else but

20th -1point - Banshees Scream

[Rotten Ali 600]

Sandy Jardine has provided points for Dead Cow, who climbs to 2nd.

 

1st - 66 points - Maryportfuncity

2nd - 50 points - Dead Cow

=3rd - 40 points - Toast

=3rd - 40 points - Dr Zorders

5th - 35 points - Bert Trautmann

6th - 26 points - STAB in the DARK

7th - 25 points - Death Impends

=8th - 21 points - DDT

=8th - 21 points - time

10th - 14 points - msc

11th - 7.375 points - LFN

12th - 1 point - Deathray

=13th- 0 points - everyone else but

20th -1point - Banshees Scream

[maryportfuncity 10,639]

Ah, my lead is being bitten into and Valerie Harper looks like having the last laugh on me for selecting her.

 

C'mon Billy Graham...take one for the team, eh?

[Rotten Ali 600]

CaptainChorizo gets off the marks and 35 points for the hit on Jack Ramsay.

 

1st - 66 points - Maryportfuncity

2nd - 50 points - Dead Cow

=3rd - 40 points - Toast

=3rd - 40 points - Dr Zorders

=5th - 35 points - Bert Trautmann

=5th - 35 points - CaptainChorizo

7th - 26 points - STAB in the DARK

8th - 25 points - Death Impends

=9th - 21 points - DDT

=9th - 21 points - time

11th - 14 points - msc

12th - 7.375 points - LFN

13th - 1 point - Deathray

=14th- 0 points - everyone else but

20th -1point - Banshees Scream

[Rotten Ali 600]

Efrem Zimbalist Jr. has provided 25 points for Time and 10 points for The Unknown Man.

 

1st - 66 points - Maryportfuncity

2nd - 50 points - Dead Cow

3rd - 46 points - time

=4th - 40 points - Toast

=4th - 40 points - Dr Zorders

=6th - 35 points - Bert Trautmann

=6th - 35 points - CaptainChorizo

8th - 26 points - STAB in the DARK

9th - 25 points - Death Impends

10th - 21 points - DDT

11th - 14 points - msc

12th - 10 points - The Unknown Man

13th - 7.375 points - LFN

14th - 1 point - Deathray

=15th- 0 points - everyone else but

20th -1point - Banshees Scream

[time 8,586]

According to this, EZ Jr died while watering his lawn. Does that qualify for either a gardening accident or death-by-water bonus?

[Rotten Ali 600]

Been thinking about this. Maybe gardening accident points (x2 points). Maybe death by water (x2 points). But on both counts it falls a little short so I'll grant a single award of (x3) points.

 

Time gets 15 bonus points and The Unknown Man gets 6 bonus points.

 

NAP shall be final arbiter for any appeals process.

 

1st - 66 points - Maryportfuncity

2nd - 61 points - time

3rd - 50 points - Dead Cow

=4th - 40 points - Toast

=4th - 40 points - Dr Zorders

=6th - 35 points - Bert Trautmann

=6th - 35 points - CaptainChorizo

8th - 26 points - STAB in the DARK

9th - 25 points - Death Impends

10th - 21 points - DDT

11th - 16 points - The Unknown Man

12th - 14 points - msc

13th - 7.375 points - LFN

14th - 1 point - Deathray

=15th- 0 points - everyone else but

20th -1point - Banshees Scream

Edited May 4, 2014 by Rotten Ali

[maryportfuncity 10,639]

According to this, EZ Jr died while watering his lawn. Does that qualify for either a gardening accident or death-by-water bonus?

 

The guy was - like - ancient, so did the physical strain of dealing with the water pressure contribute to his death? This will be interesting.