maryportfuncity 10,468 Posted December 14, 2005 I was speculating - the way you do - I wonder how many DL'ters are still sexually active. Assuming we count only those 'doing it' with other people how many on the current 50 do you think have an active sex life or had one until they died this year?. Maradonna at one end (arf, arf) would be a cert. Brooke Astor at 103 and/or The Pope, probably not. What do other DL posters think on this hugely important question? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josco 49 Posted December 14, 2005 Good grief, what next? Questions on the length of members memberships? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted December 14, 2005 The Pope may have been sexually active in his younger days - but only with choirboys. James Doohan fathered a child when he was 80. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted December 14, 2005 I think Richard Pryor would have given it a go, if nothing else. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,338 Posted December 14, 2005 I'd imagine Diego Maradona is still "active" in that department. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted December 14, 2005 Good grief, what next? Questions on the length of members memberships? How long have you been a member then Mr. J? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted December 14, 2005 Maybe Peter O'Sullevan "AND THEY'RE OFF...bringing up the rear...first by a short head... etc." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tempus Fugit 214 Posted December 14, 2005 I was speculating - the way you do - I wonder how many DL'ters are still sexually active. Assuming we count only those 'doing it' with other people how many on the current 50 do you think have an active sex life or had one until they died this year?. Maradonna at one end (arf, arf) would be a cert. Brooke Astor at 103 and/or The Pope, probably not. What do other DL posters think on this hugely important question? This whole thread is making me feel decidely queasy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted December 14, 2005 I was speculating - the way you do - I wonder how many DL'ters are still sexually active. Assuming we count only those 'doing it' with other people how many on the current 50 do you think have an active sex life or had one until they died this year?. Maradonna at one end (arf, arf) would be a cert. Brooke Astor at 103 and/or The Pope, probably not. What do other DL posters think on this hugely important question? Brooke Astor likes to take regular walks in Central Park so I wouldn't be too sure. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canadian Paul 93 Posted December 14, 2005 I bet Hoffy, Karzai and Martin are still having their ups and downs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted December 14, 2005 which ever way you look at it there are at least twelve who are f**ked right now!![ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slave to the Grave 26 Posted December 14, 2005 Isn't Walter Cronkite supposed to be friendly in a grown-up sort of way with Carly Simon's sister? As mentioned here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,214 Posted December 14, 2005 Ronnie Biggs is in prison so he probably gets sex as he showers..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tempus Fugit 214 Posted December 14, 2005 Ronnie Biggs is in prison so he probably gets sex as he showers..... What kind of deranged individual would want to bugger Ronnie Biggs's decaying heap of bones. That alone would qualify them for Broadmoor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,214 Posted December 14, 2005 Perhaps any deranged individual you may find in prison. Especially if they are at the bottom (no pun intended) of the prison food chain.d). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted December 14, 2005 I was speculating - the way you do - I wonder how many DL'ters are still sexually active. I assumed you were talking about us for a second! "Between five and ten", was my next thought. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tempus Fugit 214 Posted December 14, 2005 Perhaps any deranged individual you may find in prison.Especially if they are at the bottom (no pun intended) of the prison food chain.d). As Ronnie's in the prison hospital I'd say he's pretty safe from molestation. The fact that he's an ugly old rancid scrote would also help. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrunoBrimley 85 Posted December 14, 2005 TRuth be known Uncle Walter (Cronkite) turned to me for comfort after the woeful sad loss of his Betsy. I know its quite difficult for you all to fathom but yes Walt and I are a happy couple now in a rather odd way.......oh that Simon gal is just a cover for his public attendances, and really she is almost a man herself. Turns out Walter was a closet queer all these years and why would that surprise any one? Think about the time he spent in the trenches in Europe supposedky covering the World War 2 but in those trrenches with all those men holding their rifles. And what about that boat? You eveer see his wife on it? Remember folks you heard it here first if they start letting men marry here in New York Land you'll all be invited. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted December 14, 2005 "Between five and ten", was my next thought. Looks like then alot of Deathlisters much be having trouble getting laid. For a second I thought Liz Taylor might still be getting it on but I thought again when I remembered a interview with her last year and she kept tellin everybody how her body was a complete mess and she had a bad case of scoliosis. I honestly believe sex extends your lifespan a great deal. I was once reading a interview George Burns gave in the last couple years of his life and he stated one of the main factors of living untill a very old age is good sex. Concerning the remaining canidates - Hamad Karzai could be an option but other then him the only other person I could think of is Claire Rayner. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sympathyforthedevil 11 Posted December 14, 2005 Patrick Moore isn't, I can tell you for a fact. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josco 49 Posted December 14, 2005 Patrick Moore isn't, I can tell you for a fact. And you are certain of this, how? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrunoBrimley 85 Posted December 14, 2005 Do we really want to know such lurid details Josco? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josco 49 Posted December 14, 2005 Do we really want to know such lurid details Josco? Lurid, yes; graphical, no. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,468 Posted December 14, 2005 Aye well, there's life in the this little thread anyway. Thinking long and hard (arf arf) I reckon Karzai, Maradonna and - probably - Richard Pryor arranging something by way of a thrill as definites. Kronkite as a reasonable outside bet and most of the others living on memories. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canadian Paul 93 Posted December 15, 2005 I was speculating - the way you do - I wonder how many DL'ters are still sexually active. I assumed you were talking about us for a second! Glad I'm not the only one... I'd also like to add MM Yogi to my original list. Gurus seem to have the sex thing going for them... hopefully more not than often Sai Baba style Share this post Link to post Share on other sites