Bordering On Necrophilia

[maryportfuncity 10,038]

I was speculating - the way you do - I wonder how many DL'ters are still sexually active. Assuming we count only those 'doing it' with other people how many on the current 50 do you think have an active sex life or had one until they died this year?. Maradonna at one end (arf, arf) would be a cert. Brooke Astor at 103 and/or The Pope, probably not. What do other DL posters think on this hugely important question?

[Josco 48]

Good grief, what next? Questions on the length of members memberships?

[Lady Die 63]

The Pope may have been sexually active in his younger days - but only with choirboys.

 

James Doohan fathered a child when he was 80.

[Anubis the Jackal 76]

I think Richard Pryor would have given it a go, if nothing else.

[DevonDeathTrip 2,294]

I'd imagine Diego Maradona is still "active" in that department.

[Anubis the Jackal 76]

Good grief, what next? Questions on the length of members memberships?

How long have you been a member then Mr. J?

[Anubis the Jackal 76]

Maybe Peter O'Sullevan

 

"AND THEY'RE OFF...bringing up the rear...first by a short head... etc."

[Tempus Fugit 212]

I was speculating - the way you do - I wonder how many DL'ters are still sexually active. Assuming we count only those 'doing it' with other people how many on the current 50 do you think have an active sex life or had one until they died this year?. Maradonna at one end (arf, arf) would be a cert. Brooke Astor at 103 and/or The Pope, probably not. What do other DL posters think on this hugely important question?

This whole thread is making me feel decidely queasy.

[Godot 148]

I was speculating - the way you do - I wonder how many DL'ters are still sexually active. Assuming we count only those 'doing it' with other people how many on the current 50 do you think have an active sex life or had one until they died this year?. Maradonna at one end (arf, arf) would be a cert. Brooke Astor at 103 and/or The Pope, probably not. What do other DL posters think on this hugely important question?

Brooke Astor likes to take regular walks in Central Park so I wouldn't be too sure.

[Canadian Paul 93]

I bet Hoffy, Karzai and Martin are still having their ups and downs.

[Guest Guest]

which ever way you look at it there are at least twelve who are f**ked right now!![

[Slave to the Grave 22]

Isn't Walter Cronkite supposed to be friendly in a grown-up sort of way with Carly Simon's sister? As mentioned here.

[Windsor 2,149]

Ronnie Biggs is in prison so he probably gets sex as he showers.....

[Tempus Fugit 212]

Ronnie Biggs is in prison so he probably gets sex as he showers.....

What kind of deranged individual would want to bugger Ronnie Biggs's decaying heap of bones.

 

That alone would qualify them for Broadmoor.

[Windsor 2,149]

Perhaps any deranged individual you may find in prison.

Especially if they are at the bottom (no pun intended) of the prison food chain.d).

[Boudicca 702]

I was speculating - the way you do - I wonder how many DL'ters are still sexually active.

I assumed you were talking about us for a second!

 

"Between five and ten", was my next thought.

[Tempus Fugit 212]

Perhaps any deranged individual you may find in prison.

Especially if they are at the bottom (no pun intended) of the prison food chain.d).

As Ronnie's in the prison hospital I'd say he's pretty safe from molestation.

 

The fact that he's an ugly old rancid scrote would also help.

[BrunoBrimley 83]

TRuth be known Uncle Walter (Cronkite) turned to me for comfort after the woeful sad loss of his Betsy. I know its quite difficult for you all to fathom but yes Walt and I are a happy couple now in a rather odd way.......oh that Simon gal is just a cover for his public attendances, and really she is almost a man herself. Turns out Walter was a closet queer all these years and why would that surprise any one? Think about the time he spent in the trenches in Europe supposedky covering the World War 2 but in those trrenches with all those men holding their rifles. And what about that boat? You eveer see his wife on it?

 

Remember folks you heard it here first if they start letting men marry here in New York Land you'll all be invited.

[Banshees Scream 107]

"Between five and ten", was my next thought.

Looks like then alot of Deathlisters much be having trouble getting laid.

 

For a second I thought Liz Taylor might still be getting it on but I thought

again when I remembered a interview with her last year and she kept

tellin everybody how her body was a complete mess and she had a

bad case of scoliosis.

 

I honestly believe sex extends your lifespan a great deal. I was

once reading a interview George Burns gave in the last couple years

of his life and he stated one of the main factors of living untill a very

old age is good sex.

 

Concerning the remaining canidates - Hamad Karzai could be an option

but other then him the only other person I could think of is Claire Rayner.

[sympathyforthedevil 11]

Patrick Moore isn't, I can tell you for a fact.

[Josco 48]

Patrick Moore isn't, I can tell you for a fact.

And you are certain of this, how?

[BrunoBrimley 83]

Do we really want to know such lurid details Josco?

[Josco 48]

Do we really want to know such lurid details Josco?

Lurid, yes; graphical, no.

[maryportfuncity 10,038]

Aye well, there's life in the this little thread anyway. Thinking long and hard (arf arf) I reckon Karzai, Maradonna and - probably - Richard Pryor arranging something by way of a thrill as definites. Kronkite as a reasonable outside bet and most of the others living on memories.

[Canadian Paul 93]

I was speculating - the way you do - I wonder how many DL'ters are still sexually active.

I assumed you were talking about us for a second!

Glad I'm not the only one...

 

 

I'd also like to add MM Yogi to my original list. Gurus seem to have the sex thing going for them... hopefully more not than often Sai Baba style