Things To Do While Waiting For Death... 2006

[Holy Diver 0]

Hmmmm, maybe, as long as there's no accompanying video judging by their look. A bit too much oil & steroids on show even for a self-respecting mid-80's metal group I'd say.

Maybe you're right....

[Lady_Fiona 0]

Test your balancing ability.

 

My best score was 2570.

 

my best was 2038

[TLC 9]

Test your balancing ability.

 

My best score was 2570.

 

my best was 2038

2586. Never again.

[Tempus Fugit 212]

Just managed 2624 after a good few vodkas, alcohol intake definitely helps with this thing.

[Dave to the Grave 11]

3009

 

My eyes.

[maryportfuncity 10,017]

Should you find yourself attempting to light a fire and lacking in firelighters, a handy alternative is a packet of custard creams, especially supermarket's own ' Value' brands.

 

They're a bit slow to get gannin' but once the vast tonnage of hydrogenated fat starts to burn there's a steady insistence and real power in the orange flames generated, certainly enough to light kindling and dry logs.

 

Go well.

 

Incidentally, are there any chimney sweeps amongst the posters? I'm not sure this practice is very advisable on a regular basis.

[maryportfuncity 10,017]

Have an

[Banshees Scream 107]

While I was waiting for a death... I copy and pasted this number '69999'

 

Because out of all Deathlist members, I have made the 70000th post!

[CarolAnn 924]

Go shopping.

[Lady_Fiona 0]

Hit Britney Spears with a sausage

[Lady_Fiona 0]

Have an

 

ouch

[maryportfuncity 10,017]

, in Waitrose.

[Tempus Fugit 212]

 

Just four suggestions, so many choices amongst alcohols wide brethren.

[Banshees Scream 107]

And your more of a lover to whome? Smirnoff or Bicardi?

[Tempus Fugit 212]

And your more of a lover to whome? Smirnoff or Bicardi?

If it's alcoholic and not too sickly sweet I'll drink it.

 

I worship at the altar of inebriation, I care not which one works its magic.

[Banshees Scream 107]

And your more of a lover to whome? Smirnoff or Bicardi?

If it's alcoholic and not too sickly sweet I'll drink it.

 

I worship at the altar of inebriation, I care not which one works its magic.

 

As for beer I could have a couple, but I wouldn't drink a six pack in one night. I think scotch or 'whisky' however you call it, should be enjoyed with a big chunk of ice. I usually don't like anything that is harshly bitter.

[maryportfuncity 10,017]

The gay policemen amuses me, since one of my best mates' gay partners is an ex-copper.

 

Cumbrian gay police....now they've automated lighthouses I reckon that's about as lonely as a job can get.

[Canadian Paul 93]

Check out Deathlist Forums meets Myspace here.

[Holy Diver 0]

Find a news article about some teenager who went nuts and fatally bludgeoned his biology teacher with the jawbone of an ass. Ram the kid’s name into myspace search. Nine times out of ten, he’ll be on there, and his friends will have left a million comments like “Jerry, what the F**k, you used to be cool, I can’t believe you flipped out like that,” and “i luv u jerry and I hope u find piece, i cant understand y u did it.”

[Tempus Fugit 212]

Watch the BBC spoof of the Amarillo video,

 

it got those naughty BBC boys and girls into a spot of bother.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4BtiqPN4u8

[Lady Die 63]

Sleep in a graveyard

[Lady Die 63]

Admire this stained glass window

 

(Yes, I know lots of people have probably seen this before...)

[Magere Hein 1,397]

Go to a political rally.

 

regards,

Hein

[Magere Hein 1,397]

Admire this stained glass window

 

(Yes, I know lots of people have probably seen this before...)

Yes, we've seen it before.

 

regards,

Hein

[maryportfuncity 10,017]

Does anyone know where you might find a copy of that infamous BBC spoof online?