Deadornot 12 Posted January 4, 2006 I think we all agree, the past is over Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted January 4, 2006 Google says George W Bush Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deadornot 12 Posted January 4, 2006 yup, got it right out a book called GEORGE W BUSHISMS Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deadornot 12 Posted January 4, 2006 RARELY IS THE QUESTION ASKED IS OUR CHILDREN LEARNING, i think the answer is no Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deadornot 12 Posted January 4, 2006 ITS CLEARLY A BUDGET ITS GOT LOTS OF NUMBERS IN IT my all time favourite Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mortician 2 Posted January 4, 2006 I'm sorry but we should not mock the poor and the afflicted... I think we need to stop picking on poor George, he's worked himself up from nothing to be the most loved and respected leader the US has ever known. From his humble beginnings scraping his way through public school and evening classes to get his High School Diploma he's been a great example. Imagine having to work nights to support your poor father who was unable to find gainful employment. Having to save money to get Jeb back from the Pawn Shop in time for Christmas with only Uncle Dick Chinny to help... You may think he's a Yankee rich kid masquerading as a cowboy, with oil in his veins and nothing between his ears, but we know the truth... He's a god damn saint. Sorry need to go, Matron's arrived with the medication Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sympathyforthedevil 11 Posted January 4, 2006 Some more choice quotations from everybody's favourite Texan: "More and more of our imports are coming from overseas". "I believe that humans and fish can co-exist peacefully". "I don't believe we've ever put a guilty......I mean, innocent man to death in Texas". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deadornot 12 Posted January 4, 2006 ITS YOUR MONEY, YOU PAID FOR IT Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tempus Fugit 214 Posted January 4, 2006 Donald Rumsfeld's wise words almost make Bush sound coherent. "I would not say that the future is necessarily less predictable than the past. I think the past was not predictable when it started." "We do know of certain knowledge that he [Osama Bin Laden] is either in Afghanistan, or in some other country, or dead." "Death has a tendency to encourage a depressing view of war." "I believe what I said yesterday. I don't know what I said, but I know what I think, and, well, I assume it's what I said." "The absence of evidence is not evidence of absence." -on Iraq's weapons of mass destruction "Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns -- the ones we don't know we don't know." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrunoBrimley 86 Posted January 5, 2006 Truth be known, Georgie swiped those words from me......it's okay though because his daddy is still sexy...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harvester Of Souls 42 Posted January 5, 2006 My favourite Bushism is... "The French don't have a word for 'entrepreneur'". The man is a bell-end. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuber Mirum 126 Posted January 5, 2006 The man is a bell-end. Yup. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted January 5, 2006 regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deadornot 12 Posted January 5, 2006 'i dont read whats handed to me' 'as you can imagine, its an unimaginable honour to be here' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canadian Paul 97 Posted January 5, 2006 When approached by a French-Canadian journalist: "I will not give you an interview in English. I will not give you an interview in French. I will not give you an interview in Mexican." I try hard to be politically neutral, but I'm getting more than a bit tired of... him... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted January 5, 2006 What is the point of this thread? It just dazzles me. Looks like a George W Bush thread if anything and if i'm wrong i'll need a life - line because I can't guess. Who Said This? Who said what? Did he say it or did she? Maybe they all said it? Perhaps they shouted it.. Or screamed it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted January 5, 2006 What is the point of this thread? It just dazzles me. Looks like a George W Bush thread if anything and if i'm wrong i'll need a life - line because I can't guess. Who Said This? Who said what? Did he say it or did she? Maybe they all said it? Perhaps they shouted it.. Or screamed it. Yet again, WTF? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted January 5, 2006 What is the point of this thread? It just dazzles me. Looks like a George W Bush thread if anything and if i'm wrong i'll need a life - line because I can't guess. Who Said This? Who said what? Did he say it or did she? Maybe they all said it? Perhaps they shouted it.. Or screamed it. Yet again, WTF? Well Honez since it doesn't make sense i'm adding more false information to it..or is it false? So was it you Honez who said it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harvester Of Souls 42 Posted January 6, 2006 What is the point of this thread? Like every other thread on every other message board on the Internet... NOTHING! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Six 23 Posted March 27, 2006 I've blown the cobwebs from this thread. Who said this then, and, no, it wasn't Dubya: ' It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. ' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sympathyforthedevil 11 Posted March 27, 2006 I've blown the cobwebs from this thread. Who said this then, and, no, it wasn't Dubya: ' It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. ' Mike Tyson? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Octopus of Odstock 2,227 Posted March 27, 2006 I've blown the cobwebs from this thread. Who said this then, and, no, it wasn't Dubya: ' It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. ' That well known pugilist, Mr. M. Ali. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
