Lady Die 63 Posted January 17, 2006 Does anyone have any tips on how to live a long life? It says here that exercise can help prevent Alzheimers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josco 49 Posted January 17, 2006 Oh God, I'm doomed to go barking. I've lived my life on the premise that 'a fit body is the sign of a sick mind'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted January 17, 2006 Does anyone have any tips on how to live a long life? It says here that exercise can help prevent Alzheimers. A local centenarian (now 105) put her long life down to drinking Lucozade. Most others put it down to a tipple of alcohol before going to bed including the late Queen Mother. However, the world longest married couple (70 years) put it down to not going to sleep on an arguement. The man died last year aged 105 and I believe that his wife is still alive at 101. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cowboy Ronnie 78 Posted January 17, 2006 However, the world longest married couple (70 years) put it down to not going to sleep on an arguement. The man died last year aged 105 and I believe that his wife is still alive at 101. unfortunately, neither of them slept in the last 69 11/12 years before he died, so maybe sleep deprivation is the key..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted January 17, 2006 Most others put it down to a tipple of alcohol before going to bed including the late Queen Mother. I'd need a tipple before getting into a bed with the late Queen Mother. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted January 17, 2006 Laughing can fend off heart attacks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tomb raider 9 Posted January 17, 2006 Most others put it down to a tipple of alcohol before going to bed including the late Queen Mother. I'd need a tipple before getting into a bed with the late Queen Mother. Well, she doesn't look too bad for a 101-years-old who has been dead for four years. You shouldn't be too picky, mr. Jackal! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrunoBrimley 86 Posted January 17, 2006 I have found that 2 packs of Winston Cigarettes daily and a few pints of alchohol have done wonders for me. To add to life lasting I eat a few hundred pounds of red meat annually, rarely eat salads and have 14 subscriptions to Desserts of the month club.......they deliver the most delicious desserts right to the door Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misanthropy-life 3 Posted January 17, 2006 Hendrikje van Andel who was the oldest person in the world suggested breathing... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hendrikje_van_Andel Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canadian Paul 97 Posted January 17, 2006 Hendrikje van Andel who was the oldest person in the world suggested breathing... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hendrikje_van_Andel Yes, but that's really cheating now isn't it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,645 Posted January 17, 2006 I believe that his wife is still alive at 101. What do you think, is she out on the pull tonight? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted January 17, 2006 raider+Jan 17 2006, 12:15 PM--> QUOTE(Tom( raider @ Jan 17 2006, 12:15 PM) Most others put it down to a tipple of alcohol before going to bed including the late Queen Mother. I'd need a tipple before getting into a bed with the late Queen Mother. Well, she doesn't look too bad for a 101-years-old who has been dead for four years. You shouldn't be too picky, mr. Jackal! You're right. I'm being too picky. A man with standards is a man with limited options. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cerberus 302 Posted January 17, 2006 Embalmed with Gordon's gin, was she? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cerberus 302 Posted January 18, 2006 Does anyone have any tips on how to live a long life? It says here that exercise can help prevent Alzheimers. I always understood it was exercising the mind which was the key to warding off senile dementia. So doing a regular crossword or Sudoku would help, watching Big Brother for hours on end would certainly not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tempus Fugit 214 Posted January 18, 2006 raider+Jan 17 2006, 12:15 PM-->QUOTE(Tom( raider @ Jan 17 2006, 12:15 PM) Most others put it down to a tipple of alcohol before going to bed including the late Queen Mother. I'd need a tipple before getting into a bed with the late Queen Mother. Well, she doesn't look too bad for a 101-years-old who has been dead for four years. You shouldn't be too picky, mr. Jackal! You're right. I'm being too picky. A man with standards is a man with limited options. A man without standards, is a man that will need to visit his local STD clinic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josco 49 Posted January 18, 2006 raider+Jan 17 2006, 12:15 PM-->QUOTE(Tom( raider @ Jan 17 2006, 12:15 PM) Most others put it down to a tipple of alcohol before going to bed including the late Queen Mother. I'd need a tipple before getting into a bed with the late Queen Mother. Well, she doesn't look too bad for a 101-years-old who has been dead for four years. You shouldn't be too picky, mr. Jackal! You're right. I'm being too picky. A man with standards is a man with limited options. A man without standards, is a man that will need visit his local STD clinic. Is that run by BT? (Think about it!) (STD = Subscriber Trunk Dialling) (ROFL) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Star Crossed 33 Posted January 18, 2006 raider+Jan 17 2006, 12:15 PM-->QUOTE(Tom( raider @ Jan 17 2006, 12:15 PM) Most others put it down to a tipple of alcohol before going to bed including the late Queen Mother. I'd need a tipple before getting into a bed with the late Queen Mother. Well, she doesn't look too bad for a 101-years-old who has been dead for four years. You shouldn't be too picky, mr. Jackal! You're right. I'm being too picky. A man with standards is a man with limited options. A man without standards, is a man that will need visit his local STD clinic. Is that run by BT? (Think about it!) (STD = Subscriber Trunk Dialling) (ROFL) Oh dear, I think Josco's my father! Only HE could be capable of finding mirth in telecommunications terminology, surely? Dad, is that you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josco 49 Posted January 18, 2006 raider+Jan 17 2006, 12:15 PM-->QUOTE(Tom( raider @ Jan 17 2006, 12:15 PM) Most others put it down to a tipple of alcohol before going to bed including the late Queen Mother. I'd need a tipple before getting into a bed with the late Queen Mother. Well, she doesn't look too bad for a 101-years-old who has been dead for four years. You shouldn't be too picky, mr. Jackal! You're right. I'm being too picky. A man with standards is a man with limited options. A man without standards, is a man that will need visit his local STD clinic. Is that run by BT? (Think about it!) (STD = Subscriber Trunk Dialling) (ROFL) Oh dear, I think Josco's my father! Only HE could be capable of finding mirth in telecommunications terminology, surely? Dad, is that you? No son, it isn't. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted January 18, 2006 raider+Jan 17 2006, 12:15 PM-->QUOTE(Tom( raider @ Jan 17 2006, 12:15 PM) Most others put it down to a tipple of alcohol before going to bed including the late Queen Mother. I'd need a tipple before getting into a bed with the late Queen Mother. Well, she doesn't look too bad for a 101-years-old who has been dead for four years. You shouldn't be too picky, mr. Jackal! You're right. I'm being too picky. A man with standards is a man with limited options. A man without standards, is a man that will need visit his local STD clinic. Is that run by BT? (Think about it!) (STD = Subscriber Trunk Dialling) (ROFL) Oh dear, I think Josco's my father! Only HE could be capable of finding mirth in telecommunications terminology, surely? Dad, is that you? No son, it isn't. What you demonstrate here Josco is almost as equal to saying' Person - Ask me a qustion? Man Of Qustions - What color is the black house? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josco 49 Posted January 19, 2006 What you demonstrate here Josco is almost as equal to saying' Person - Ask me a qustion? Man Of Qustions - What color is the black house? BS I have read and re-read your post several times, but I am not sure what you are trying to say. Perhaps, to paraphrase Winston S Churchill, Banshees' posts are a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted January 19, 2006 Banshee's Russian? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted January 19, 2006 What you demonstrate here Josco is almost as equal to saying' Person - Ask me a qustion? Man Of Qustions - What color is the black house? BS I have read and re-read your post several times, but I am not sure what you are trying to say. Perhaps, to paraphrase Winston S Churchill, Banshees' posts are a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma. More like a Flake, wrapped in a Curly-wurly inside a Fruit and Nut Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrunoBrimley 86 Posted January 19, 2006 Banshee's Russian? Didn't I have one of those at the local bar the other night? Dlightful little drink although it did give me a bit of a Siberian feel. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tempus Fugit 214 Posted January 19, 2006 although it did give me a bit of a Siberian feel. Felt many Siberians have you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted January 20, 2006 The key to long life (according to Gunther from the Autopsy show) is: 1. A possitive outlook. 2. Around 30 minutes exercise 3 days a week. 3. A stable diet which keeps you healthily slim. 4. That you don't smoke. 5. You're likely to live long if someone in your family has lived in to their 90s and over. You are likely to live to 100 with those qualities he says. I fail on 1,2, half of 3 and 5. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
