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#1 Paul Bearer

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Posted 08 June 2004 - 05:55 PM

Just watched BBC Ireland party political broadcast with Mr Paisley..... He does not look a very well man. If he doesn't pop off this year, I think next year will be his last
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#2 Death Watch Beatle

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Posted 08 June 2004 - 07:50 PM

I must admit I have put the Rev. Ian in my Death Pool at work. I didn't put him in for any other reason than I have a hunch (the doctor says it will get better). However why should anyone listen to me when I didn't even include Ronnie! Doh!

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Posted 18 June 2004 - 08:09 PM

IP - He'd be a fine nomination for that 'Fantasy Death List'.

Irrespective of your take on Northern Ireland's politics or religions, how a supposed Man Of God can just ignore the 'Good Book' when it suits him is beyond me.
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Posted 21 June 2004 - 09:58 AM

Better leave a space now for drive-by ranters .....

Hmm. Three days in and no ranting...

Me thinks it is universally agreed that this man is a twat.

And yep, he can definitely go on "Fantasy Death List"

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Posted 21 June 2004 - 01:34 PM

and how long were you going to wait before the drive-by knee capping started?

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Posted 18 July 2004 - 06:14 PM

He decided not to contest a European seat this year. Speculation has mounted about his health, although he still makes regular public appearances and digs at Catholics.

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Posted 19 July 2004 - 08:12 AM

Maybe the planned visit to Northern Ireland by the Pope will be enough to make him implode into a black hole of hate?
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Posted 19 July 2004 - 12:39 PM

His son, Ian Paisley Jnr (b. 1966), is taking over the mantle and is already a leading light in the DUP. These guys could go on cloning themselves forever!

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Posted 19 July 2004 - 11:09 PM

If he's a clone, then shouldn't he be Ian Paisley 2.0 instead of Jnr?
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Posted 20 July 2004 - 09:44 AM

His son, Ian Paisley Jnr (b. 1966), is taking over the mantle and is already a leading light in the DUP. These guys could go on cloning themselves forever!


Are you implying that there is some sort of Paisley pattern? :angel:
It is surely better to be pissed off than pissed on

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Posted 22 July 2004 - 11:22 AM

:angel: I believe if the pope comes over it will create a huge uproar and hopefully paisley will get too excited or worked up that he'll pop his clogs and we can all go and desecrate his resting place with a certain satisfaction.
He's such a twat. His son is on his way to twat perfection also.

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Posted 22 July 2004 - 01:55 PM

Let me know if you get struck down, Rambler, otherwise I guess you must be right and God is pleased.......... :angel:
It is surely better to be pissed off than pissed on

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Posted 26 July 2004 - 07:41 PM

Never count the doc out! Idiots have been saying that he was going to die for ages. Remember folks, there will be another pope, but there will never be another Paisley! :angel:

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Posted 14 August 2004 - 11:30 AM

After recent hospitalisation and noticeable deterioration in metal state, I would like to propose Ian Paisley for consideration by the Deathlist central committee for the 2005 deathlist. :lol:

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Posted 24 August 2004 - 11:00 AM

Yep, Big Ian is for the bin!!!!!!!!!!!

And may his God go with him!
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Posted 27 August 2004 - 11:10 PM

Never count the doc out! Idiots have been saying that he was going to die for ages. Remember folks, there will be another pope, but there will never be another Paisley! :o

there'll never be another paisley eh?

What about JR? :huh:

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Posted 07 September 2004 - 07:51 PM

he mght last a bit longer yet, I saw him partying down the local watching a Celtic match
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Posted 07 September 2004 - 09:08 PM

Who is the guy on the right? Looks like Bob Mortimer. The N. Irish team were hardly Shooting Stars though at the weekend though - sorry :(

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Posted 07 September 2004 - 10:04 PM

Ian Paisley in a Celtic shirt?? :( Nice bit of Photoshopping there!
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Posted 08 September 2004 - 04:34 PM

Its marty mcguinness from down here in derry





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