Paul Bearer 6,099 Posted June 8, 2004 Just watched BBC Ireland party political broadcast with Mr Paisley..... He does not look a very well man. If he doesn't pop off this year, I think next year will be his last 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Watch Beatle 41 Posted June 8, 2004 I must admit I have put the Rev. Ian in my Death Pool at work. I didn't put him in for any other reason than I have a hunch (the doctor says it will get better). However why should anyone listen to me when I didn't even include Ronnie! Doh! DWB Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Yeti 14 Posted June 18, 2004 IP - He'd be a fine nomination for that 'Fantasy Death List'. Irrespective of your take on Northern Ireland's politics or religions, how a supposed Man Of God can just ignore the 'Good Book' when it suits him is beyond me. Talk about taking the Lord's name in vain ! Better leave a space now for drive-by ranters ..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Worthing Paul 3 Posted June 21, 2004 Better leave a space now for drive-by ranters ..... Hmm. Three days in and no ranting... Me thinks it is universally agreed that this man is a twat. And yep, he can definitely go on "Fantasy Death List" WP Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
little sister 2 Posted June 21, 2004 and how long were you going to wait before the drive-by knee capping started? l&k sis Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Catherine 1 Posted July 18, 2004 He decided not to contest a European seat this year. Speculation has mounted about his health, although he still makes regular public appearances and digs at Catholics. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted July 19, 2004 Maybe the planned visit to Northern Ireland by the Pope will be enough to make him implode into a black hole of hate? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lonegroover Posted July 19, 2004 His son, Ian Paisley Jnr (b. 1966), is taking over the mantle and is already a leading light in the DUP. These guys could go on cloning themselves forever! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted July 19, 2004 If he's a clone, then shouldn't he be Ian Paisley 2.0 instead of Jnr? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Four Horsemen 26 Posted July 20, 2004 His son, Ian Paisley Jnr (b. 1966), is taking over the mantle and is already a leading light in the DUP. These guys could go on cloning themselves forever! Are you implying that there is some sort of Paisley pattern? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Rambler Posted July 22, 2004 I believe if the pope comes over it will create a huge uproar and hopefully paisley will get too excited or worked up that he'll pop his clogs and we can all go and desecrate his resting place with a certain satisfaction. He's such a twat. His son is on his way to twat perfection also. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Four Horsemen 26 Posted July 22, 2004 Let me know if you get struck down, Rambler, otherwise I guess you must be right and God is pleased.......... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest orange Posted July 26, 2004 Never count the doc out! Idiots have been saying that he was going to die for ages. Remember folks, there will be another pope, but there will never be another Paisley! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Gerry Adams Posted August 14, 2004 After recent hospitalisation and noticeable deterioration in metal state, I would like to propose Ian Paisley for consideration by the Deathlist central committee for the 2005 deathlist. [Comment merged with existing Ian Paisley thread - DWB] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Non-denominational Belfast Journ Posted August 24, 2004 Yep, Big Ian is for the bin!!!!!!!!!!! And may his God go with him! He'll love this .... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheMoose 0 Posted August 27, 2004 Never count the doc out! Idiots have been saying that he was going to die for ages. Remember folks, there will be another pope, but there will never be another Paisley! there'll never be another paisley eh? What about JR? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest mr derry Posted September 7, 2004 he mght last a bit longer yet, I saw him partying down the local watching a Celtic match Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stayin Alive 26 Posted September 7, 2004 Who is the guy on the right? Looks like Bob Mortimer. The N. Irish team were hardly Shooting Stars though at the weekend though - sorry Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rude Kid 3 Posted September 7, 2004 Ian Paisley in a Celtic shirt?? Nice bit of Photoshopping there! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted September 8, 2004 Its marty mcguinness from down here in derry Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted October 7, 2004 'Dr' Paisley is an animal. He is an appalling Christian and about as intellectual as a haemorrhoid! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stayin Alive 26 Posted October 7, 2004 Oh, bleedin' hell! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Typhoid Harry 23 Posted October 8, 2004 Useful, isn't it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kerry Posted October 8, 2004 After inciting loyalists to burn Catholic families out of their homes, the Rev. Paisley explained the problem to the press: His exact words were "Catholic homes caught fire because they were loaded with petrol bombs; Catholic churches were attacked and burned because they were arsenals and priests handed out sub-machine guns to parishioners; and the massive discrimination in employment and shortage of houses for Catholics were simply because they breed like "rabbits" and multiply like "vermin". Need i say more?!?....the world will be a better place without this man.. what a complete and utter DICK! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Catherine 1 Posted October 8, 2004 LOL. Great photo of the two comrades - you don't have one of Gerry Adams in a Rangers shirt by any chance? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
