Frosties Kid

[Boudicca 702]

 

 

He not dead ! Its all just rumours you silly people he lives in africa

Well, yes.

Seems our guests have your posts on "ignore" MPFC

[maryportfuncity 10,646]

I think it was using the link that finished off the guest, probably lacks the technical skills to carry out that task.

[Guest ally]

ive gon on2 ldz of these frosties forums nw cuz it was just the other day i was humming the 'der gna taste great' tune out loud and my friends all turned around to me and told me he was dead and that he stuck 2 pencils up his nose and banged his head against the desk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I didnt really believe them because i saw the add on television that very day so it would be very disrespectful to keep playing it. All these rumours.......................well THERE JUST RUMours!!how dare anyone have the nerve to state such small minded and rediculous statements as ''I hope he is dead'',do you realise your wishing the life away of a young teenage boy who just decided one day that yes he might like to star in a commercial,and yes he might like to earn a bit of money and even star on television. I doubt he was the one who wrote that ridiculous song.He's just a boy starring in a tv add,he is someones son,someones brother,someones friend and heartless people are wishing hiS LIFE TO BE OVER!!!All these rumours do usually come out to be untrue but I guess for the time being noone does no the truth........................from all i can see he is a boy starring in a frosties add,,and who gave any of us the right to bitch and specualte

abbxx

[Tempus Fugit 214]

ive gon on2 ldz of these frosties forums nw cuz it was just the other day i was humming the 'der gna taste great' tune out loud and my friends all turned around to me and told me he was dead and that he stuck 2 pencils up his nose and banged his head against the desk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I didnt really believe them because i saw the add on television that very day so it would be very disrespectful to keep playing it. All these rumours.......................well THERE JUST RUMours!!how dare anyone have the nerve to state such small minded and rediculous statements as ''I hope he is dead'',do you realise your wishing the life away of a young teenage boy who just decided one day that yes he might like to star in a commercial,and yes he might like to earn a bit of money and even star on television. I doubt he was the one who wrote that ridiculous song.He's just a boy starring in a tv add,he is someones son,someones brother,someones friend and heartless people are wishing hiS LIFE TO BE OVER!!!All these rumours do usually come out to be untrue but I guess for the time being noone does no the truth........................from all i can see he is a boy starring in a frosties add,,and who gave any of us the right to bitch and specualte

abbxx

Now if you try a wee bit harder you could achieve complete gibberish.

[The Pooka 26]

ive gon on2 ldz of these frosties forums nw cuz it was just the other day i was humming the 'der gna taste great' tune out loud and my friends all turned around to me and told me he was dead and that he stuck 2 pencils up his nose and banged his head against the desk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I didnt really believe them because i saw the add on television that very day so it would be very disrespectful to keep playing it. All these rumours.......................well THERE JUST RUMours!!how dare anyone have the nerve to state such small minded and rediculous statements as ''I hope he is dead'',do you realise your wishing the life away of a young teenage boy who just decided one day that yes he might like to star in a commercial,and yes he might like to earn a bit of money and even star on television. I doubt he was the one who wrote that ridiculous song.He's just a boy starring in a tv add,he is someones son,someones brother,someones friend and heartless people are wishing hiS LIFE TO BE OVER!!!All these rumours do usually come out to be untrue but I guess for the time being noone does no the truth........................from all i can see he is a boy starring in a frosties add,,and who gave any of us the right to bitch and specualte

abbxx

Now if you try a wee bit harder you could achieve complete gibberish.

ally - you're long way from home.

[Godot 149]

ive gon on2 ldz of these frosties forums nw cuz it was just the other day i was humming the 'der gna taste great' tune out loud and my friends all turned around to me and told me he was dead and that he stuck 2 pencils up his nose and banged his head against the desk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I didnt really believe them because i saw the add on television that very day so it would be very disrespectful to keep playing it. All these rumours.......................well THERE JUST RUMours!!how dare anyone have the nerve to state such small minded and rediculous statements as ''I hope he is dead'',do you realise your wishing the life away of a young teenage boy who just decided one day that yes he might like to star in a commercial,and yes he might like to earn a bit of money and even star on television. I doubt he was the one who wrote that ridiculous song.He's just a boy starring in a tv add,he is someones son,someones brother,someones friend and heartless people are wishing hiS LIFE TO BE OVER!!!All these rumours do usually come out to be untrue but I guess for the time being noone does no the truth........................from all i can see he is a boy starring in a frosties add,,and who gave any of us the right to bitch and specualte

abbxx

Wrong, Ally, I'm now wishing two lives away.

[DevonDeathTrip 2,358]

ive gon on2 ldz of these frosties forums nw cuz it was just the other day i was humming the 'der gna taste great' tune out loud and my friends all turned around to me and told me he was dead and that he stuck 2 pencils up his nose and banged his head against the desk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I didnt really believe them because i saw the add on television that very day so it would be very disrespectful to keep playing it. All these rumours.......................well THERE JUST RUMours!!how dare anyone have the nerve to state such small minded and rediculous statements as ''I hope he is dead'',do you realise your wishing the life away of a young teenage boy who just decided one day that yes he might like to star in a commercial,and yes he might like to earn a bit of money and even star on television. I doubt he was the one who wrote that ridiculous song.He's just a boy starring in a tv add,he is someones son,someones brother,someones friend and heartless people are wishing hiS LIFE TO BE OVER!!!All these rumours do usually come out to be untrue but I guess for the time being noone does no the truth........................from all i can see he is a boy starring in a frosties add,,and who gave any of us the right to bitch and specualte

abbxx

 

Bruno, is that you?

[TLC 9]

ive gon on2 ldz of these frosties forums nw cuz it was just the other day i was humming the 'der gna taste great' tune out loud and my friends all turned around to me and told me he was dead and that he stuck 2 pencils up his nose and banged his head against the desk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I didnt really believe them because i saw the add on television that very day so it would be very disrespectful to keep playing it. All these rumours.......................well THERE JUST RUMours!!how dare anyone have the nerve to state such small minded and rediculous statements as ''I hope he is dead'',do you realise your wishing the life away of a young teenage boy who just decided one day that yes he might like to star in a commercial,and yes he might like to earn a bit of money and even star on television. I doubt he was the one who wrote that ridiculous song.He's just a boy starring in a tv add,he is someones son,someones brother,someones friend and heartless people are wishing hiS LIFE TO BE OVER!!!All these rumours do usually come out to be untrue but I guess for the time being noone does no the truth........................from all i can see he is a boy starring in a frosties add,,and who gave any of us the right to bitch and specualte

abbxx

Surely you are speculating in the very sentence you say no-one has the right to? Mind, I'm just speculating... if that's ok.

 

Can't be arsed with the rest of the waffle, perhaps you should bunk less English lessons?

 

Plus, a kindly word of advice, 18 consecutive exclamation marks is more than enough to get you put away in a mental institute, or at least it should be. I doubt if hearing the 3 minute warning just as you've sat down to take a dump would justify that much exclamation.

[Magere Hein 1,400]

ive gon on2 ldz of these frosties forums nw cuz it was just the other day i was humming the 'der gna taste great' tune out loud and my friends all turned around to me and told me he was dead and that he stuck 2 pencils up his nose and banged his head against the desk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I didnt really believe them because i saw the add on television that very day so it would be very disrespectful to keep playing it. All these rumours.......................well THERE JUST RUMours!!how dare anyone have the nerve to state such small minded and rediculous statements as ''I hope he is dead'',do you realise your wishing the life away of a young teenage boy who just decided one day that yes he might like to star in a commercial,and yes he might like to earn a bit of money and even star on television. I doubt he was the one who wrote that ridiculous song.He's just a boy starring in a tv add,he is someones son,someones brother,someones friend and heartless people are wishing hiS LIFE TO BE OVER!!!All these rumours do usually come out to be untrue but I guess for the time being noone does no the truth........................from all i can see he is a boy starring in a frosties add,,and who gave any of us the right to bitch and specualte

abbxx

Let's have a look at the RFC 616 score of this deathless prose.

1. [0] The post states that the members of DeathList.net are sick.
   
2. [0] The post states that a relative or friend of the writer died recently.
   
3. [0] The post states that a living relative or friend of the writer suffers from cancer or some other terminal disease.
   
4. [0] If the post is written in a topic about a person, living or dead, the post states or infers that the subject is above criticism.
   
5. [1] The post states or infers that the poster is morally or intellectually superior to the members of DeathList.net.
   
6. [0] The post contains one or more obscenities.
   
7. [0] The post states or infers a wish of a painful or imminent death on the members of DeathList.net.
   
8. [0] The post states or infers a wish that the members of DeathList.net to go to hell.
   
9. [1] The post contains five or more misspelt words. Obvious typos do not count as spelling mistakes, nor do accepted spelling variants.
   
10. [1] The post contains two or more grammatical errors.
    
11. [0] The post contains one or more instances of misuse of "there / their / they're / there're".
    
12. [1] The post contains one or more instances of misuse of "your/ you're".
    
13. [0] The post contains one or more instances of "alot" instead of "a lot".
    
14. [1] The post contains one or more instances of the pronoun "I" in lower case.
    
15. [1] The post contains five or more instances of bad interpunction and capitalisation.
    
16. [0] The post contains three or more instances of a multisyllabic word written in ALL CAPS.
    
17. [0] The post is written in one case only (lower case or capital).
    
18. [1] The post contains one or more instances of consecutive question marks (??) or exclamation marks (!!).
    
19. [1] The post contains l33t5PE@K or AOLese.
    
20. [0] The post speaks about the poster in the third person
    
21. [1] The post contains one or more direct contradictions.
    
22. [1] The post contains one or more statements that are widely agreed on to be false.
    
23. [1] The post tries to rebut a statement that was not made in a previous post in the topic.
    
24. [0] The post contains one or more email addresses.
    
25. [0] The post contains one or more threats of physical violence. Warnings are considered threats.
    

The DLRI of this post is (11/25)*100 = 44. Room for improvement.

 

regards,

Hein

[Dr Strangelove 14]

ive gon on2 ldz of these frosties forums nw cuz it was just the other day i was humming the 'der gna taste great' tune out loud and my friends all turned around to me and told me he was dead and that he stuck 2 pencils up his nose and banged his head against the desk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I didnt really believe them because i saw the add on television that very day so it would be very disrespectful to keep playing it. All these rumours.......................well THERE JUST RUMours!!how dare anyone have the nerve to state such small minded and rediculous statements as ''I hope he is dead'',do you realise your wishing the life away of a young teenage boy who just decided one day that yes he might like to star in a commercial,and yes he might like to earn a bit of money and even star on television. I doubt he was the one who wrote that ridiculous song.He's just a boy starring in a tv add,he is someones son,someones brother,someones friend and heartless people are wishing hiS LIFE TO BE OVER!!!All these rumours do usually come out to be untrue but I guess for the time being noone does no the truth........................from all i can see he is a boy starring in a frosties add,,and who gave any of us the right to bitch and specualte

abbxx

...And some people think a high sugar/low nutrient diet typified by Frosties can cause low intelligence.

[Guest Beth]

Actually, the frosties kid is alive and well. ALL OF THESE ARE JUST RUMOURS!! Which is really harsh cos i got really worried! lol RUMOURS! HE DOES NOT HAVE CANCER, AND HE DIDNT COMMIT SUICIDE!!!!!!!

[Guest [CoR3]Kn0t]

He seems awfully energetic for a kind dying of cancer.....all that jumping, singing and "They're gonna taste great!"

[Guest [CoR3]Kn0t]

*Kid

[maryportfuncity 10,646]

He lives. He's from South Africa, he's called Sven and his pissed off at the grief he's been getting. Check it out. For our American viewers spared the true awfulness of the ad there's even a link to a video of it.

 

 

The above from the previous page of thread, so we've established his life isn't in danger from his health. From pissed up and angry viewers in a nightclub maybe, but I guess Sven has a choice about showing his famous face in public.

[Guest Guest]

You are all sad. It isn't his fault people find it irritating it was an act. Show some respect.

[maryportfuncity 10,646]

Respect!

 

We've given him his own little corner of t'internet. What have you done for him, like?

[TLC 9]

You are all sad. It isn't his fault people find it irritating it was an act. Show some respect.

So you're saying his acting was really good because he was playing it in an irritating style? Or that, because he may or may not be dying that we can't criticise his acting skills? I'm sure when he's older he'll find it embarrassing too, as most actors seem to do when shown 'hilarious' clips of themselves as child actors.

 

That leaves the question, to whom should I address my respect Guest, and for what? If I know that I will more accurately be able to decide what appropriate level of respect is due. Wouldn't want to show mere 'respect' if 'Respec'' is better suited, what a potential faux pas wrapped in a banana skin! In a ball bearing factory.

 

I am quite happy at the moment, thank you for asking.