Dr Strangelove 14 Posted January 29, 2007 ...How huge is Jerry Clarkson's head? It must have its own gravitational field. If there was anything inside it, then maybe. A hollow sphere can have surprisingly little mass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,645 Posted May 17, 2007 Top Gear curse strikes again. Bet the trio of presenters are laughing at the fact an 'engineer' was driving at the insistence of the manufacturers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted December 23, 2007 The car that Richard Hammond crashed is now for sale on ebay. Vampire is now a little the worse for wear after its much-publicised excursion into the weeds. It is being sold as scrap without any warranty or guarantees whatsoever. The chassis is bent...just about every component on the car is damaged in some way Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,645 Posted February 25, 2008 Battling depression. Doubt he's suicidal but this is to be expected given the extent of his brain injuries. Fair play to the man for quitting the macho bullshit of Top Gear at its worst and coming clean on this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted February 25, 2008 Battling depression. Doubt he's suicidal but this is to be expected given the extent of his brain injuries. Fair play to the man for quitting the macho bullshit of Top Gear at its worst and coming clean on this. Book coming out in paperback then? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,645 Posted February 25, 2008 Battling depression. Doubt he's suicidal but this is to be expected given the extent of his brain injuries. Fair play to the man for quitting the macho bullshit of Top Gear at its worst and coming clean on this. Book coming out in paperback then? Now THAT's what I call cynicism. Respect TMIB! You sure you haven't got Cumbrian ancestors? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Strangelove 14 Posted March 4, 2008 Battling depression. Doubt he's suicidal but this is to be expected given the extent of his brain injuries. Fair play to the man for quitting the macho bullshit of Top Gear at its worst and coming clean on this. Book coming out in paperback then? Yep, 29 May 2008 according to Amazon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted February 7, 2009 I see Richard Hammond and Jeremy Clarkson are in Australia for Top Gear at the moment. Now might be the time for Australia's reputed deadly wildlife to make itself known. Hopefully it'll be a spider dangling from a sun visor to take a bite when they're filming a Cannonball Run style piece for the show in the Northern Territories. That'd make for good TV and a spectacular crash at speed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted February 16, 2009 Hardly the deadliest of Antipodean wildlife, but a NZ seagull could've killed a hamster in a Squirrel (and Clarkson too). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,645 Posted August 10, 2009 Pranged his Morgan supercar. Unhurt this time, but clearly still in love with speed even when the cameras aren't rolling. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted July 31, 2011 Why couldn't it have been that arsehole Jeremy Clarkson? Jeremy Clarkson says a tumour has been found on his bowel. The Sunday Express aren't sure if he's joking or not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted May 18, 2014 If anyone needs to induce vomiting for any reason, this article might help: Jeremy Clarkson on holiday in Barbados. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2631959/Jeremy-Clarkson-looks-portly-snorkels-floral-swimming-trunks-Barbados.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,597 Posted May 19, 2014 If anyone needs to induce vomiting for any reason, this article might help: Jeremy Clarkson on holiday in Barbados. http://www.dailymail...s-Barbados.html Middle-aged bloke in beer-gut shock.DL post-whore in irrelevant post shock. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted May 19, 2014 If anyone needs to induce vomiting for any reason, this article might help: Jeremy Clarkson on holiday in Barbados. http://www.dailymail...s-Barbados.html Middle-aged bloke in beer-gut shock.DL post-whore in irrelevant post shock. Erm.... no. You don't see that on every middle aged guy. He looks like he's pregnant for fuck's sake. It's fuckin' nasty. If you do see that on a lot of guys you must go to some weird beaches/swimming pools/gyms and w/e. also time in making needlessly snarky remark against me shock....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rotten Ali 600 Posted May 19, 2014 Clarkson could with that beer gut, be an outside bet for an early heart attack. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted May 19, 2014 Clarkson could with that beer gut, be an outside bet for an early heart attack. Yes. Although, with the way China's attitude to North Korea is rapidly changing (if sources are to be believed), I'm starting to think perhaps I might regret not having put Psy's evil twin brother Kim as the joker.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,132 Posted May 19, 2014 If anyone needs to induce vomiting for any reason, this article might help: Jeremy Clarkson on holiday in Barbados. http://www.dailymail...s-Barbados.html Middle-aged bloke in beer-gut shock.DL post-whore in irrelevant post shock. Quite. Doesn't he have his own thread? If not, should this one be retitled to make it officially a Top Gear thread? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,645 Posted May 19, 2014 Clarkson could with that beer gut, be an outside bet for an early heart attack. Long(ish) shot, though he's still a smoker, isn't he? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted May 19, 2014 If anyone needs to induce vomiting for any reason, this article might help: Jeremy Clarkson on holiday in Barbados. http://www.dailymail...s-Barbados.html Middle-aged bloke in beer-gut shock.DL post-whore in irrelevant post shock. Quite. Doesn't he have his own thread? If not, should this one be retitled to make it officially a Top Gear thread? I was gunna suggest that. A mod should rename this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,101 Posted May 19, 2014 If anyone needs to induce vomiting for any reason, this article might help: Jeremy Clarkson on holiday in Barbados. http://www.dailymail...s-Barbados.html Middle-aged bloke in beer-gut shock.DL post-whore in irrelevant post shock. Quite. Doesn't he have his own thread? If not, should this one be retitled to make it officially a Top Gear thread? I was gunna suggest that. A mod should rename this. Suggestions for a title? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted May 19, 2014 Er....... Bottom Gear? I dunno. How about just adding "(and the other two twats)" to the end? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,132 Posted May 19, 2014 If anyone needs to induce vomiting for any reason, this article might help: Jeremy Clarkson on holiday in Barbados. http://www.dailymail...s-Barbados.html Middle-aged bloke in beer-gut shock.DL post-whore in irrelevant post shock. Quite. Doesn't he have his own thread? If not, should this one be retitled to make it officially a Top Gear thread? I was gunna suggest that. A mod should rename this. Suggestions for a title? Er, Top Gear? Subtitle: Breakers Yard 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rotten Ali 600 Posted May 19, 2014 Top Gear. Metal Box one minute, Wooden Box the next... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tempus Fugit 214 Posted May 19, 2014 Top Git. Fat fuck Clarkson gears up for Myocardial Infarction. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted May 19, 2014 Top Git. Fat fuck Clarkson gears up for Myocardial Infarction. Hahahaaaa... Brilliant but maybe it should just be called "Top Gits" with the subtitle "Middle Age Twats Going Too Fast For Their Own Good" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
