Richard Hammond

[TLC 9]

I'm terribly sorry Guest, could you expand on the comment above? Are you referring to me as a emotional homosexual who should try and cry more? Either you are confused or I am.

Is one trying to inform myself that the rather bluntly stated message one originally submitted onto the aforementioned bulletin board was not adequately ostensible?

 

Or is one candidly implying that through the use of over analyzing 4 simple words that the content of the memorandum can be dismissed?

Dear Guest,

 

'cry more emo fag' to me also either means 'you should cry more, emotional faggot' or I've got no idea what it means either. And if it does mean that, perhaps you could explain in what way it's a relevant reply to what DDT wrote?

 

I'd spit that thesaurus out as well if I were you, it doesn't seem to agree with you.

 

You could just say 'yes, it means what you thought' or 'no, it doesn't mean that, it means the following...' or isn't that clever enough?

[DevonDeathTrip 2,357]

I'm terribly sorry Guest, could you expand on the comment above? Are you referring to me as a emotional homosexual who should try and cry more? Either you are confused or I am.

Is one trying to inform myself that the rather bluntly stated message one originally submitted onto the aforementioned bulletin board was not adequately ostensible?

 

Or is one candidly implying that through the use of over analyzing 4 simple words that the content of the memorandum can be dismissed?

 

Well guest. I was considering that perhaps the honourable interloper who expostulated the above missive may conceivably have worked himself in to such a state of impetuosity that he used a terminological inexactitude whilst trying to convey the image of my very being.

[Dr Hackenslash 25]

Dear Guest,

 

'cry more emo fag'

 

 

Rod Hull was known by some nasty people as "Emu's fag," so perhaps that is what is meant...

[Guest Guest]

Well, it seems anonymous must explain himself.

 

"Cry more" is based on the fact that devondeathtrip said "So nice to get a ranter dropping by. Could you tell your friends about us? That is if you have any." implying that he should keep moaning that various other anonymous (such as myself) are posting here, despite him originally suggesting the first anonymous didn't actually have any friends.

 

"emo fag" is based off of the stereotypes of emo's, a subculture of teenagers who wear black usually and are constantly whiney. Think goth but milder and more annoying. If you ever went into town for a night out you'll usually see a bunch of emo kids, they're the ones looking depressed and not wearing chavy sh*t. Many of the guys are homosexuals, or going through a homosexual stage, cause they've been hurt by there one true love blah blah whinge whinge. A large number of emo's cut themselves or try and commit suicide although they usually don't try very hard. The fact they glorify death also ties in with me calling you an emo.

 

Wikipedia article on emo

The term "emo" has also been used in recent years on the Internet as a form of insult, especially toward those who appear emotionally unstable, or those who talk about issues in their lives to people in public forums or chat rooms. Similar to popular curses, it tends to be used as a general insult even when it is not directly applicable. Phrases such as "cheer up, emo kid" are used frequently as a quick brush-off in this context.

 

Urban Dictionary defination of an emo

 

Infact, urban dicitionary pretty much sums up everything i was trying to say.

 

FFS i've never met a bunch of people soo retarded i've had to explain an insult to them.

[Guest Guest]

Could you tell your friends about us? That is if you have any.

A mod can confirm that different guests are posting from different locations. I think it's pretty clear that the first guest DOES infact have friends.

[Guest guest]

those top gear c**ts had it coming.

[Youth in Asia 1,082]

I really hope he makes it, he's one of the good guys. He did a great job on Crufts too.

[Lady Die 63]

It may have already been said (I can't be arsed to read the whole thread), but what a shame it wasn't Jeremy Clarkson.....

[Josco 49]

It may have already been said (I can't be arsed to read the whole thread), but what a shame it wasn't Jeremy Clarkson.....

You're quite right Lady Die, it was said very early on, and I replied then too.

 

JC is my hero

 

JC for Prime Minister

[Saint Peter 14]

You lot are sick f**ks and need to get proper lives than placing bets and commenting on people and when you want them to die.

 

this was an accident - and all you lot can think about is hoping he will die, or wishing it was another presenter-

 

 

 

All i wana say is you lot are complete cocks and are a disgrace to society.

 

Get a F*****g life and stop pissing about on your shitty little forum.

 

TOSSERS THE LOT OF YOU

 

I love these guys.

 

If the site is so "little" and "shitty" why did you bother to waste your precious time to read any of it. And even more post something!

 

At least the site pressed a enough buttons on you sir/madam to stimulate a response. Great!!!

[Saint Peter 14]

you really are a bunch of braindead,inbred dumbfucks are't you?

I presume you've never seen anyone die? or dying?

infact,i'd imagine you sh*t yourselves and cry for your mummy when you even see a dead body..lmfao!!

untill you all know what your talking about,do us all a favor and drop dead!

 

Prey tell, what is wrong with inbreeding?

As for brain dead, in my case you might have a case .

As for the word "Dumbfucks" i can only persume you are from the good old U.S.Of A........ Pffffft.

Yes i watched both my Father then my Mother die all within six month's,Also as death goe's i served in the 3rd Royal Anglian reg, done my passing out @ Bassingbourn done 3 tours of Ireland a spell in Cyprus all by 1979.

Also when Maggie (aka teh BITCH) run us down teh south atlantic, we also ruffled a few feathers there.

So to answer your question....... yes ive seen a few dead people in my time, i do not weep it's life m8.

i pop in here every now and then because the people are great all like minded and no hang up's.

At the end of the day "each to there own" if you have a problem talking or speculating about death and other subjects like the one's discused on this forum, then please piss of and do everyone a great favour for i can't fathem why people like you find talking about death so taboo DEAL WITH IT failing that stop comming on a good forum like this KNOWING WHAT IT IS then acting all shocked.

 

 

 

keep up the good reading DL Members.

 

p.s a wee bit beered up please excuse the grammer not to good sobber either

 

 

Round of Applause

[maryportfuncity 10,616]

you really are a bunch of braindead,inbred dumbfucks are't you?

I presume you've never seen anyone die? or dying?

infact,i'd imagine you sh*t yourselves and cry for your mummy when you even see a dead body..lmfao!!

untill you all know what your talking about,do us all a favor and drop dead!

 

Let's get this right; If we've done the things you accuse us of not doing then, according to what little logic I can extract from your post we would NOT be brain dead dumbfucks. Since I've done 'em, I'm not brain dead, or a dumb F**k. But I'm still here, still posting.

 

Speaking of brain dead, we should keep quiet until we know what we're talking about but in the meantime we should die anyway so we'll never be able to learn enough to know what we're talking about and...!

 

Let's face it pal, you're ranting, not arguing.

[Mortalcoil 1]

Just on the news, he's out of intensive care

[Six 23]

Well, it seems anonymous must explain himself.

 

"Cry more" is based on the fact that devondeathtrip said "So nice to get a ranter dropping by. Could you tell your friends about us? That is if you have any." implying that he should keep moaning that various other anonymous (such as myself) are posting here, despite him originally suggesting the first anonymous didn't actually have any friends. ...

 

FFS i've never met a bunch of people soo retarded i've had to explain an insult to them.

 

I believe the problem lies in your ability to compose coherent sentences.

[TLC 9]

Well, it seems anonymous must explain himself. [snip]

 

"emo fag" is based off of the stereotypes of emo's, a subculture of teenagers who wear black usually and are constantly whiney. Think goth but milder and more annoying. If you ever went into town for a night out you'll usually see a bunch of emo kids, they're the ones looking depressed and not wearing chavy sh*t. Many of the guys are homosexuals, or going through a homosexual stage, cause they've been hurt by there one true love blah blah whinge whinge. A large number of emo's cut themselves or try and commit suicide although they usually don't try very hard. The fact they glorify death also ties in with me calling you an emo.

 

[snip]

 

Urban Dictionary defination of an emo

 

Infact, urban dicitionary pretty much sums up everything i was trying to say.

 

FFS i've never met a bunch of people soo retarded i've had to explain an insult to them.

You could try and make the insult more insulting, witty, relevant or not based on what seems to be just internet-based slang. I can honestly say I've never heard the experssion 'emo' before, and I know you might not believe it, I do go out and socialise on occasion. Maybe the problem is that my town has a few people who are neither emos or chavs, plus I pay more attention to the people in the bar sor clubs or wherever, rather that the sad little f*cks hanging around on the streets.

 

You also confuse retarded with 'not having heard of something', which I suggest displays a little more retarded-ness than I did. I suspect you are under the impression that 'emo' is a well used phrase throughout society, like 'hoodie' or 'chav' which actually are, unfortunately.

 

Silly me, I completely forgot about all of those 'emos' that I see all of the time around town, I must have confused them with the Goths that by your description they look and sound like, I will ask next time if they could look a little more camp/sexually confused through their gloomy demeanour so that I can identify them correctly.

 

FFS? What have fish finger sandwiches got to do with anything?

[Brinsworth House Baiter 12]

Joe Public, eh?

More like Alphonsin fooling around again.

 

Oddly, it wasn't me.

I now have a warm glow thinking that somebody thinks I'm normal. [Okay, okay, perhaps not normal as such, but more normal than Bijou].

What a lovely day

 

Okay, I'll own up- 'twas me, hiding behind an alias for the first ever time. Although, to be fair, it was for comedic effect.

 

I dunno why I did it. Oh, yes I do- that Bijou was annoying me and her idiocy wasn't even directed at me.

[Josco 49]

.........

 

FFS i've never met a bunch of people soo retarded i've had to explain an insult to them.

 

FFS? What have fish finger sandwiches got to do with anything?

Now you're making me hungry, it's comfort food, or a balanced diet for the junior Josco's when Mrs J leaves their tea to me.

[Guest Guest]

Well guest. I was considering that perhaps the honourable interloper who expostulated the above missive may conceivably have worked himself in to such a state of impetuosity that he used a terminological inexactitude whilst trying to convey the image of my very being.

 

can you say that in english please

[maryportfuncity 10,616]

You came here, read summat he wrote, got worked up and ended up firing back by accusing him of being summat he isn't.

 

Although I think the real point of his erudite post was to point out that - as with a load of us round here - being sick doesn't mean we're thick.

 

Go well

[The Pooka 26]

you really are a bunch of braindead,inbred dumbfucks are't you?

I presume you've never seen anyone die? or dying?

infact,i'd imagine you sh*t yourselves and cry for your mummy when you even see a dead body..lmfao!!

untill you all know what your talking about,do us all a favor and drop dead!

Actually guest I have attended a number of post mortems. They really are quite convivial affairs though, I have to say, its often a few days before I can tackle a mixed grill again.

 

I'm glad to see that Mr. H appears to be making a good recovery. Nobody here wishes anyone dead (well not the unlisted ones), but, at the end of the day, the game is bigger than any of its players.

[Guest Guest]

cry more emo fag

 

LMFAO!!!!!!!! It really says something about the state of a forum when the guests are funnier than the members...

 

Jimbobthegreat

[The Pooka 26]

cry more emo fag

 

LMFAO!!!!!!!! It really says something about the state of a forum when the guests are funnier than the members...

 

Jimbobthegreat

LMFAO on U2 Jimbob. Yo!

[maryportfuncity 10,616]

LMFAO!!!!!!!! It really says something about the state of a forum when the guests are funnier than the members...

 

Would if it were true, like. Sez summat about the guests mind when they haven't the brains to twig the irony and subtle wit with which they are abused.

[Guest Mat]

You lot are sick f**ks and need to get proper lives than placing bets and commenting on people and when you want them to die.

 

this was an accident - and all you lot can think about is hoping he will die, or wishing it was another presenter-

 

 

 

All i wana say is you lot are complete cocks and are a disgrace to society.

 

Get a F*****g life and stop pissing about on your shitty little forum.

 

TOSSERS THE LOT OF YOU

 

I love these guys.

 

If the site is so "little" and "shitty" why did you bother to waste your precious time to read any of it. And even more post something!

 

At least the site pressed a enough buttons on you sir/madam to stimulate a response. Great!!!

 

 

I KNEW THE WORLD CONTAINED PLENTY OF TOTAL WEIRDO TWATS, BUT THIS SITE IS BEYOND ANY LEVEL OF STUPIDITY I COULD EVER IMAGINE! BUNCH OF LONELY FRIENDLESS IDIOTS! GET A F*****g HOBBY!

[weatherman90 7]

I will let someone else do the Rant Assessment on that one.