Rebecca De Winter

[Rebecca de Winter 8]

You have now become my "number one" God.

You have now become my "number one" post-whore.

 

I say "number one"; really you're more of a "number two"; a loose, spluttery, Mixed Vegetable Balti sort of one at that. If, however, everyone took Anubis' advice and simply put all the vaginal-envious and over-compensatory, talentless, one-line put-down shills like you who troll the DL from time to time on Ignore we'd all end up like me; pissed-off and disillusioned, with a dozen people on Ignore.

Admittedly, Ignoring the bulk of the regular posters has improved the visible quality of the forum of late but, surely, we'd rather see some decent arguments than more of this weak-hearted primary school codswallop.

 

Sure... someone hawking herbal SPAM, swearing a bit or advertising www.pornsitexxxheavyhungtdonkleys.com gets short shrift from the Mods, probably an immediate ban and the post sent to trash before impotent members like me can take advantage of the crazy, crazy LOW prices and special guaranteed-to-give-you-a-rise offer read them, whilst "Lady Clarissa" here meanders her crimson fingernails tantalisingly over our collective nutsack with apparent impunity.

 

If any unemployed 36-year-old male virgin like Lady Christopher... sorry, Clarissa, can rock up and pretty much charm the trouser-snake of the membership at large, we should all be ashamed, members... very, very ashamed. As Rolf Harris, someone who I'm sure "Lady Clarissa" is familar with, once copied... "Ooh, and it makes me wonder..." I'd rather see more bordering-on-kiddy-fiddling porn scripts about teenage twins from BHB and Pizzaguy than this wannabe's lame bullsh*t.

 

SC We all know LCR's just some aussie sh*t-stirrer, probably an existing member yanking our chains in time-honoured fashion, but I do so love rising to the bait, doing what you all wanted and expected, having a little rant again; saying what you're feeling... again. remember the Ers? my pleasure... accept no substitute. tommy sheridan is innocent.

 

I hope you feel better now, having vomited up all that crap.....wouldn't want you to choke on it or anything....and one more thing - jealousy is a curse.

[Godot 149]

meanders her crimson fingernails tantalisingly over our collective nutsack

 

Some excellent lines in there Star Crossed, particularly the above. The lady seems to be settling down a bit after some early euphoria. Like you she seems to be another of these marmite posters - you love 'em or hate 'em. In her case I suppose it's Vegamite.

[honez 79]

In her case I suppose it's Vegamite.

or Vegemite, if you prefer. It's made from beer like every good Aussie food should be.

[Windsor 2,233]

Star Crossed, yer post is a veritable 'The Wasteland' of the threads, or summat.

More wasted than wasteland.

 

PS I rather fancy that Tommy Sheridan has been a naughty boy, SC.

 

He's now claiming that it's an MI5 conspiracy.

He really does think too much of himself...

[The Pooka 26]

Star Crossed, yer post is a veritable 'The Wasteland' of the threads, or summat.

More wasted than wasteland.

 

PS I rather fancy that Tommy Sheridan has been a naughty boy, SC.

 

He's now claiming that it's an MI5 conspiracy.

He really does think too much of himself...

Well he must do whatever he can to keep that lovely wife.

[Brinsworth House Baiter 12]

Star Crossed wrote:

 

I'd rather see more bordering-on-kiddy-fiddling porn scripts about teenage twins from BHB and Pizzaguy than this wannabe's lame bullsh*t.

 

If that is your perception I suggest you seek therapy. Jesus Christ! I suppose if Sid James was still alive and making Carry Ons you'd want him on a register.

 

I've been formulating this opinion for some time, and I'm no psychiatrist by any means, but I think there's something wrong with you.

[maryportfuncity 10,657]

Not sure I totally agree there BHB, I have a hunch the only problem between Star Crossed's ears is a perverse enjoyment of a post that has the explosive potential of a hand grenade. He seemed to control that little campaign against the meagre powers pretty well, for someone allegedly harbouring problems.

 

Your reaction may just have encouraged him, expect copious necrophiliac references, or summat, soon.

[Windsor 2,233]

He seemed to control that little campaign against the meagre powers pretty well, for someone allegedly harbouring problems.

 

That was an opertunist campaign. The moderaters were doing to be going soon anyway.

[maryportfuncity 10,657]

Oppertunist?

 

You mean, he knew that and orchestrated the whole thing to look like his handiwork?

[Windsor 2,233]

Oppertunist?

 

You mean, he knew that and orchestrated the whole thing to look like his handiwork?

 

Yes.

I was discussing it in chat, and a couple of days later his campaign started. He provoked me into kicking him as to have an excuse to start the campaign.

[Tempus Fugit 214]

Oppertunist?

 

You mean, he knew that and orchestrated the whole thing to look like his handiwork?

 

Yes.

I was discussing it in chat, and a couple of days later his campaign started. He provoked me into kicking him as to have an excuse to start the campaign.

A real Prince then.

[Windsor 2,233]

Oppertunist?

 

You mean, he knew that and orchestrated the whole thing to look like his handiwork?

 

Yes.

I was discussing it in chat, and a couple of days later his campaign started. He provoked me into kicking him as to have an excuse to start the campaign.

A real Prince then.

 

You could even say a real Lady, if you catch my drift...

[The Pooka 26]

Oppertunist?

 

You mean, he knew that and orchestrated the whole thing to look like his handiwork?

 

Yes.

I was discussing it in chat, and a couple of days later his campaign started. He provoked me into kicking him as to have an excuse to start the campaign.

A real Prince then.

An astute observation TF.

 

I wonder if he also wears the impressive codpiece sported by the Prince.

[Star Crossed 33]

Oppertunist?

You mean, he knew that and orchestrated the whole thing to look like his handiwork?

Yes.

I was discussing it in chat, and a couple of days later his campaign started. He provoked me into kicking him as to have an excuse to start the campaign.

Yes.

Ideological contrasts, provocations, retaliations, excuses, campaigns... the whole thing was a grand homage to the breakdown of the Middle East peace process.

 

Some days I feel a little Mossad, some days more Izzadin al-Qassam.

 

Just like the "roadmap to peace", this thread has become long, tortuous and, often, divorced from the reality of its purpose. Will there ever be lasting harmony?

[Godot 149]

I blame Banshees. What was he thinking of?

[Windsor 2,233]

Did your heart leap when you saw a message from me, and then go cold with rage?

Did your eyes narrow in hatred?

Did your cock rise in anticipation of getting off on my words?

Do you want me so bad you can taste it?

Do you want to F**k me til I scream?

Can you feel my nails raking your back while you violate me?

 

Aw, diddums...

Too bad, so sad....

 

And that would be "dead in a ditch" you mean - at least get the insult correct...

 

Thanks for the PM, LCR.

By the way, don't flatter yourself.

[Banshees Scream 110]

Did your heart leap when you saw a message from me, and then go cold with rage?

 

I bet everything I own it happened.

 

Did your eyes narrow in hatred?

 

They must have filled with tears.

 

Did your cock rise in anticipation of getting off on my words?

 

When people hate eachother weird things could happen I guess.

 

Do you want me so bad you can taste it?

 

He would chew and swallow it. And spit it back out at you.

 

Do you want to F**k me til I scream?

 

Probably.

 

Can you feel my nails raking your back while you violate me?

 

This is almost poetic. I think Lady Clarissa Richmond and Windsor should find an alleyway somewhere to wrestle. And settle there differences.

[Windsor 2,233]

She is a creepy, desperate older woman who seems to think that she is God's gift to men.

 

In reality, she probably can't even cook!

[Rebecca de Winter 8]

Did your heart leap when you saw a message from me, and then go cold with rage?

Did your eyes narrow in hatred?

Did your cock rise in anticipation of getting off on my words?

Do you want me so bad you can taste it?

Do you want to F**k me til I scream?

Can you feel my nails raking your back while you violate me?

 

Aw, diddums...

Too bad, so sad....

 

And that would be "dead in a ditch" you mean - at least get the insult correct...

 

Thanks for the PM, LCR.

By the way, don't flatter yourself.

 

Glad you liked it, W, but a little disappointed that you didn't RISE to the occasion with some tasteless barb as usual.

[Rebecca de Winter 8]

She is a creepy, desperate older woman who seems to think that she is God's gift to men.

 

In reality, she probably can't even cook!

 

Wow, acknowledgement from my worst enemy that I am a woman!

The mind boggles!

If I'm "creepy and desperate", what does that make you?

Why did you alter the PM before posting it for everyone to see?

I'm sure you think all women are good for is cooking, and btw, they did actually give me a Degree in Applied Science, which means I have the bit of paper which says I am actually a chef, which you would know if you ever read any posts from Am I Dead Yet and myself a few weeks back. No, wait, I forgot you don't read books, do you?

Not "god's gift to men", just a few privileged men, none of whom belong to DL.

One last thing, is the war over then? Just when I was starting to enjoy it!

Damn!

[Rebecca de Winter 8]

Did your heart leap when you saw a message from me, and then go cold with rage?

 

I bet everything I own it happened.

 

Did your eyes narrow in hatred?

 

They must have filled with tears.

 

Did your cock rise in anticipation of getting off on my words?

 

When people hate eachother weird things could happen I guess.

 

Do you want me so bad you can taste it?

 

He would chew and swallow it. And spit it back out at you.

 

Do you want to F**k me til I scream?

 

Probably.

 

Can you feel my nails raking your back while you violate me?

 

This is almost poetic. I think Lady Clarissa Richmond and Windsor should find an alleyway somewhere to wrestle. And settle there differences.

 

At the risk of being deleted for posting 3 messages in a row, I will endeavour to answer you, BS.

Sorry you were subjected to that, sometimes I just can't stop myself. I actually wrote the "f" word out but someone abbreviated it.

I don't feel any hatred towards W, despite popular opinion to the contrary.

What do you think would happen if we met in an alley?

Not what you're thinking...

[Windsor 2,233]

1: I don't end wars that easily.

2: If I saw you in alley I'd walk past you.

3: I have not altered any PM. It is still in my inbox. Haven't you hear of swear filters...

4: I read books, but only the relevant parts.

5: The cooking jibe was sarcasm.

6: You and me - it aint going to happen 'honey'.

 

I don't really like you that much.

[Rebecca de Winter 8]

1: I don't end wars that easily.

2: If I saw you in alley I'd walk past you.

3: I have not altered any PM. It is still in my inbox. Haven't you hear of swear filters...

4: I read books, but only the relevant parts.

5: The cooking jibe was sarcasm.

6: You and me - it aint going to happen 'honey'.

 

I don't really like you that much.

 

1. Oh, goody.

2. I would be unlikely ever to be in an alley in Aberdeen. Edinburgh maybe, but not Aberdeen. And in the unlikely event I was, you'd never know what hit you.

3. Actually, no, but if I'd wanted it filtered, I would have done it myself.

4. I believe I read somewhere that you said you hadn't read a book since 1999, and there is no point to reading if you don't read a whole book - and relevant to what?

5. I know, but my reply wasn't.

6. Oh, honey, I'm crushed. You don't like me that much? Hate is every bit as powerful as love, don't you know. Stranger things have happened......in your dreams maybe.....

[Windsor 2,233]

1: I don't end wars that easily.

2: If I saw you in alley I'd walk past you.

3: I have not altered any PM. It is still in my inbox. Haven't you hear of swear filters...

4: I read books, but only the relevant parts.

5: The cooking jibe was sarcasm.

6: You and me - it aint going to happen 'honey'.

 

I don't really like you that much.

 

1. Oh, goody.

2. I would be unlikely ever to be in an alley in Aberdeen. Edinburgh maybe, but not Aberdeen. And in the unlikely event I was, you'd never know what hit you.

3. Actually, no, but if I'd wanted it filtered, I would have done it myself.

4. I believe I read somewhere that you said you hadn't read a book since 1999, and there is no point to reading if you don't read a whole book - and relevant to what?

5. I know, but my reply wasn't.

6. Oh, honey, I'm crushed. You don't like me that much? Hate is every bit as powerful as love, don't you know. Stranger things have happened......in your dreams maybe.....

 

I haven't read a whole book since 1999. I see most parts as added on drivel.

[Rebecca de Winter 8]

1: I don't end wars that easily.

2: If I saw you in alley I'd walk past you.

3: I have not altered any PM. It is still in my inbox. Haven't you hear of swear filters...

4: I read books, but only the relevant parts.

5: The cooking jibe was sarcasm.

6: You and me - it aint going to happen 'honey'.

 

I don't really like you that much.

 

1. Oh, goody.

2. I would be unlikely ever to be in an alley in Aberdeen. Edinburgh maybe, but not Aberdeen. And in the unlikely event I was, you'd never know what hit you.

3. Actually, no, but if I'd wanted it filtered, I would have done it myself.

4. I believe I read somewhere that you said you hadn't read a book since 1999, and there is no point to reading if you don't read a whole book - and relevant to what?

5. I know, but my reply wasn't.

6. Oh, honey, I'm crushed. You don't like me that much? Hate is every bit as powerful as love, don't you know. Stranger things have happened......in your dreams maybe.....

 

I haven't read a whole book since 1999. I see most parts as added on drivel.

 

How sad.

You really don't know what you're missing out on.