maryportfuncity 10,757 Posted August 14, 2017 Incidentally - if anyone would like to join me on the way; it'd be doable Near Barnes station: https://www.london-walking-tours.co.uk/secret-london/marc-bolan-memorial.htm 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,206 Posted August 14, 2017 Is there one on this year? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,944 Posted August 14, 2017 Twickenham is a bit far for me, you are all no doubt relieved to hear. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,241 Posted August 14, 2017 6 hours ago, maryportfuncity said: Incidentally - if anyone would like to join me on the way; it'd be doable Near Barnes station: https://www.london-walking-tours.co.uk/secret-london/marc-bolan-memorial.htm Id be well impressed if the bust of the great man was carved from the very tree that ran out in front of his Mini Clubman. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,757 Posted August 14, 2017 1 hour ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Id be well impressed if the bust of the great man was carved from the very tree that ran out in front of his Mini Clubman. Two common misconceptions: 1 - He died when his car hit a tree (nope; the fatal impact involved a concrete post - right next to the tree) 2 - He died because the impact was on his side of the car (not strictly true - the most authoritative biography pulls a punch there saying simply that the first people on the scene attended to Gloria Jones because Bolan was clearly dead. In fact he'd taken a facial impact from a bolt in the fence). The Sycamore tree actually did a little good. Without it the Mini might have carried on to the current position of the memorial and turned over/caught fire - making Gloria Jones' death more likely. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,757 Posted August 14, 2017 On 11/08/2017 at 21:50, Lard Bazaar said: I'm in depending on when, but I haven't got much planned next year because I'm a fat loser with no friends. Lardy - if we don't love you hereabouts; who do we love? You've got friends - you just don't meet them very often! 3 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,241 Posted August 14, 2017 4 minutes ago, maryportfuncity said: Two common misconceptions: 1 - He died when his car hit a tree (nope; the fatal impact involved a concrete post - right next to the tree) 2 - He died because the impact was on his side of the car (not strictly true - the most authoritative biography pulls a punch there saying simply that the first people on the scene attended to Gloria Jones because Bolan was clearly dead. In fact he'd taken a facial impact from a bolt in the fence). The Sycamore tree actually did a little good. Without it the Mini might have carried on to the current position of the memorial and turned over/caught fire - making Gloria Jones' death more likely. Looking at the pictures of that Mini its amazing she got out in one piece let alone alive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,757 Posted August 14, 2017 2 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Looking at the pictures of that Mini its amazing she got out in one piece let alone alive. Indeed - he was in the passenger seat. The engine came mainly into his side of the car. She was very badly injured but she's still alive today. A third misconception is that he owned a Rolls Royce (actually it was a Bentley with a Rolls Royce radiator on). Had they been travelling in that car (which was parked at his home less than a mile away) Bolan would likely have been looking forward to turning 70 next month 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,820 Posted August 14, 2017 1 hour ago, maryportfuncity said: Lardy - if we don't love you hereabouts; who do we love? You've got friends - you just don't meet them very often! Aw you lovely man, you Here's a riveting Bolan fact, he died on my 4th birthday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,241 Posted August 15, 2017 7 hours ago, Lard Bazaar said: Aw you lovely man, you Here's a riveting Bolan fact, he died on my 44th birthday. EFA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,820 Posted August 15, 2017 13 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: EFA Fuck off Gramps 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,241 Posted August 15, 2017 3 hours ago, Lard Bazaar said: Fuck off Gramps Well, that will actually be accurate within the next week or two. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,757 Posted August 19, 2017 On 15/08/2017 at 23:52, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Well, that will actually be accurate within the next week or two. So you deal in more than fellatio, then 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youwanticewiththat 611 Posted August 19, 2017 3 hours ago, maryportfuncity said: So you deal in more than fellatio, then Test tubes...petri dishes? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,241 Posted August 19, 2017 3 hours ago, maryportfuncity said: So you deal in more than fellatio, then You are THE man MPFC. I will happily buy you several pints next year Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,820 Posted August 20, 2017 Fucking hell I better go on a diet then if this is really happening. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,241 Posted August 20, 2017 13 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said: Fucking hell I better go on a diet then if this is really happening. Its gonna happen but we aint sizeist or owt. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,241 Posted August 28, 2017 Right gang, lets get this nailed down for a date! First off, I'm thinking any Saturday in March or April. Ive considered the possibility of a certain teams play off ambitions and Marys desire to travel to the closest away games to him or summat. Hence, Ive left May out but..... The rest of you, I assume, have nowt too pressing. So can I have some dates that are doable so I can try and get this thing up and running? Ta. PS: If anybody has access to a good copier so that we can get some genuine top quality Dickie O masks made up? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,820 Posted August 28, 2017 I can't do the Saturdays either side of Easter but apart from that I should be free. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,757 Posted August 28, 2017 Aye, and a certain team don't play any near-London games in March (unless a near-miraculous cup run intervenes) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,241 Posted August 29, 2017 Ok so how about one of these dates ? Saturday the 10th, 17th or 24th of March? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youwanticewiththat 611 Posted August 29, 2017 I can do either 17th or 24th March - thanks for organising this LFN. O wot larks. Are we all going to pretend to have relatives needing care so we can get into Brinsworth? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,241 Posted August 29, 2017 40 minutes ago, Youwanticewiththat said: I can do either 17th or 24th March - thanks for organising this LFN. O wot larks. Are we all going to pretend to have relatives needing care so we can get into Brinsworth? Nah. Lardy will be dressed as a nurse, she will wheelchair me in straight through the front door, heavily disguised as somebody old and famous like Brian Blessed or summat, and when we are in we will open the tradesmans entrance ( Lardy has some experience of tradesmans entrances ) and let the rest of you in. It cannot fail. 2 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,820 Posted August 29, 2017 35 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Nah. Lardy will be dressed as a nurse, she will wheelchair me in straight through the front door, heavily disguised as somebody old and famous like Brian Blessed or summat, and when we are in we will open the tradesmans entrance ( Lardy has some experience of tradesmans entrances ) and let the rest of you in. It cannot fail. It's a surefire winner. I think any of those dates are probably ok. I just need to think of a plausible reason to give the old man! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,241 Posted August 29, 2017 8 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said: It's a surefire winner. I think any of those dates are probably ok. I just need to think of a plausible reason to give the old man! 'Im off out on the piss' may just work! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites