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14 minutes ago, The Daredevil said:

Headline suggestions for some 2020 remainders

 

Prince Philip- DeathList Phil-up

Dick Van Dyke- Dead Van Dyke, or Vanishing Breed, that’s him

Emperor Akihito- Ak hito for The DeathList

Pierre Cardin- Gone In Style

Bob Dole- A Dole kind of death

Murray Walker- End of the Race for Walker 

Leon Spinks- Another DL knockout

Betty White- Right about White

Angela Lansbury- Death, She Wrote

Bob Barker- The Price Was Death

Alan Greenspan- Lifespan over for Greenspan

Henry Kissinger- Goodbye Kiss for Henry

Jimmy Carter- Carter becomes next departer

Leslie Phillips- Ding Dong! Bell has rung for Phillips

Tony Bennett- Crooner could have gone sooner

Harry Belafonte- End of the Line

Prunella Scales- Syb-ill now in Fawlty Towers’ Book of Remembrance 

Jacques Delors- Bad luck for Jacques

Willie Nelson- Off The Road Now

John Edrich- Edrich batted out

Shane MacGowan- Such a Shane

Lester Piggott- Piggott has fallen

Joanne Woodward- DeathList “Winning”

Tom Smith- Full time for Smith

Jean-Marie Le Pen- Le Pen’s French toast

 

Le Pen’s french toast was already used for Jacques Chirac last year if I remember well...

 

I would propose :

- Deathlist less Leslie for Leslie Phillips

- Bob Down for Bob Dole

- Betty turns grey for Betty White

 

btw which are your favorites on previous list ? My top 3 are « Deathlist Scores with Dead-lee accuracy » (Stan Lee, 2018), « It’s Rainer but it doesn’t pour » (Luise Rainer, 2014) and « A DeathList in need has a friend in Deedes«  (Bill Deedes, 2007)

 

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17 minutes ago, Lafaucheuse said:

Le Pen’s french toast was already used for Jacques Chirac last year if I remember well...

 

I would propose :

- Deathlist less Leslie for Leslie Phillips

- Bob Down for Bob Dole

- Betty turns grey for Betty White

 

btw which are your favorites on previous list ? My top 3 are « Deathlist Scores with Dead-lee accuracy » (Stan Lee, 2018), « It’s Rainer but it doesn’t pour » (Luise Rainer, 2014) and « A DeathList in need has a friend in Deedes«  (Bill Deedes, 2007)

 

My favourites:

 

Herbert Lom czechs out 

Guess Who’s Not Coming for Dinner (Katharine Hepburn/Stanley Kramer)

Healey Brows Out (Denis Healey)

End of a Vera (Vera Lynn)

Ford Fiesta (Gerald Ford)

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5 minutes ago, The Daredevil said:

My favourites:

 

Herbert Lom czechs out 

Guess Who’s Not Coming for Dinner (Katharine Hepburn/Stanley Kramer)

Healey Brows Out (Denis Healey)

End of a Vera (Vera Lynn)

Ford Fiesta (Gerald Ford)

Ford fiesta was a good one and Hepburn’s one deserves a honorable mention !

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8 minutes ago, Lafaucheuse said:

Ford fiesta was a good one and Hepburn’s one deserves a honorable mention !

 

Other faves:

Gone With "The Wind" for Warren Zevon

Walking in a Pinter Wonderland

Albert Hoffmann - Legend Sadly Deceased

Atkins Die-ette

 

And of course, the one and obvious one they held onto for years: One Foot In The Grave.

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7 minutes ago, msc said:

 

Other faves:

Gone With "The Wind" for Warren Zevon

Walking in a Pinter Wonderland

Albert Hoffmann - Legend Sadly Deceased

Atkins Die-ette

 

And of course, the one and obvious one they held onto for years: One Foot In The Grave.

Completely forgot about the Pinter Wonderland but a great one !!

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Prince Philip- Good Night Sweet Prince

Dick Van Dyke- Van Dyke stars in Chitty Chatty Bing Dead

Bob Dole- Bob Dole has no soul

Leon Spinks- Leon Spink's final knockout.

Henry Kissinger- Kissinger kisses life goodbye.

Leslie Phillips- Ding Dead!

Harry Belafonte- Belafonte is Dead-O

 

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This thread makes me cringe.

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5 hours ago, The Quim Reaper said:

This thread makes me cringe.

 

A lot of them are embarrassingly lame, but there is the occasional gem.

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As they're all archived you can probably pinpoint the exact moment I started to regret my plan to give every DDP hit a pun headline...

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Here's some I came up with:

 

Bob Barker, come on down!

Loretta Lynn- Coal Miner's Rotter

June Brown- Death Picks Dot Cotton

Dick Cheney- Dick's a Stiff

Harry Belafonte- End of Day-Os

Mel Brooks- Spaceballs: The Obituary

Domo arigato, Mr. Akihito

James Whale- Thar he goes!

Burt Bacharach- Raindrops Keep Fallin' on the Dead

 

 

 

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Gloria Gaynor - she did not survive

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Currently working on images for new DDP picks, this person caught my eye.

 

Tan Soo Khoon = Gon Too Soon?

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