Lady Grendel 139 Posted July 13, 2007 ATJ stop yer bitching I was only defending Bou from verbal abuse. Sometimes I'm a little twisted but aren't we all? As per usual, Banshees grabs the end of the stick clearly marked "Please Use Other End" BS, you still don't get it, TFWM was not abusing Bou. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
welshman 31 Posted July 13, 2007 Learn about Tourette Syndrome: http://kineticnorth.com/TS/ Very very funny. Top spot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
To die for 3 Posted July 16, 2007 Enjoy Harry Potter and his wizard chums latest Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted July 16, 2007 Go Dutch. I fully intend to next month Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuber Mirum 125 Posted July 16, 2007 I live about 20 miles from the Dutch border. Do I ever go there? Do I buggery. It's always the same when you have it right on your doorstep. Like when I lived 10 yards from the Grove Bar. One of the finest and cheapest hostelries in Glasgow. Set foot in the place about twice the whole two years. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted July 17, 2007 I live about 20 miles from the Dutch border. Do I ever go there? Do I buggery. Now your a very good guy and you deserve to go to heaven with the angels when you pass away but even as your name spells the heart of your personality and motivations - I have no doubt in my mind that you have potato characteristics. I know your in denial about this and for denial there is no chemotherapy besides that little voice in you that sounds like (a woman) bitching at you and labeling you a lazy bastard. Hey I have never been to the Dutch border and I'm not sure if I will ever go there in my life but I know one thing and that is for sure, I'm not the only lazy son of a bitch on this planet. You are very lazy. Face it. Look in the mirror. It's alright. We are all lazy and if you want I can get a stuffed potato the size of a teddy bear and have all the lazy people I know sign it. And I'll send it to you in 1 - 2 day shipping. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted July 17, 2007 Watch cheese on TV Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted July 19, 2007 Drunken women in dangerous colors flash their diamonds to the stars and speak at attractive volumes. Beauty raves the air and eyes speak so many words Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,658 Posted July 20, 2007 An entire prison in the Phillipines takes part in a remake of Michael Jackson's Thriller. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted July 20, 2007 Receive PMs like the following and spend the rest of eternity thinking " What the f**k were they on?" "So let me crack down to the bottom line here. **** ******* the member who you've claimed to know nothing about has revealed that you are the blond bomb shell nurse that takes care of him day in and day out and who works long hard hours. You were threatening him with dangerous consequences at the expense of breaking his universal silence. My question for you is are you the lover of **.*******? " Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tempus Fugit 214 Posted July 20, 2007 An entire prison in the Phillipines takes part in a remake of Michael Jackson's Thriller. All I get on that link is a f*cking facebook log in page. f*****g facebook f*cking sh*t, f*ck 'em. Seen it already on b3ta anyways. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted July 20, 2007 According to that individual you are their lover. They also have claimed you are some blond nurse who threatened to break their anti - posting habits if you weren't given a name of your very own. So my question for you is ' are you who this person claims you to be?' "So let me crack down to the bottom line here. **** ******* the member who you've claimed to know nothing about has revealed that you are the blond bomb shell nurse that takes care of him day in and day out and who works long hard hours. You were threatening him with dangerous consequences at the expense of breaking his universal silence. My question for you is are you the lover of **.*******? " Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted July 20, 2007 According to that individual you are their lover. They also have claimed you are some blond nurse who threatened to break their anti - posting habits if you weren't given a name of your very own. So my question for you is ' are you who this person claims you to be?' "So let me crack down to the bottom line here. **** ******* the member who you've claimed to know nothing about has revealed that you are the blond bomb shell nurse that takes care of him day in and day out and who works long hard hours. You were threatening him with dangerous consequences at the expense of breaking his universal silence. My question for you is are you the lover of **.*******? " You know what, piss taking asides, I really dont know what to do about you. You really are not of this Earth are you fella? So now you have Monoclinic as a hairy arsed man from Belgium and, me ( if im not Gay ) as a " Blonde Bombshell" woman, a Nurse and a blackmailer ( I dont do things by halves do I!) Holy f**k! Get help son. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted July 20, 2007 Your very erratic and please take a sedative chill pill because your going all out for nothing. All I can tell you is from the confessions of another member they have claimed that Lord Fellatio Nelson is in fact their lover. I'm underlining a statement 'Think of me as a spokes person' that's all. I never came out with this idea, it is what I have been told. I'm not the person who needs help, what needs help in this situation is your explosive attitude that has just been (mood swing) mania. So from your response the person who has told me (and others) this story is bullshit. Case closed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,658 Posted July 20, 2007 Exploit the copyright laws to stay outta jail. An absolute class story, read it people! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted July 21, 2007 Exploit the copyright laws to stay outta jail. Confinement is a prison, and confinement is an inspiration. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,904 Posted July 21, 2007 Have some good, clean fun http://www.iomguide.com/races/tin-bath/wor...hampionship.php Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
To die for 3 Posted July 22, 2007 Find a career in the army I am green Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,658 Posted July 23, 2007 Watch an episode of Fireman f****n' Sam. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted July 23, 2007 You Are A Unknown Thank you, MOD for shitting on the English language from such a height. Find a career in the army I am green Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,904 Posted July 23, 2007 Find a career in the army I am green I was a blue, my least favourite colour Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted July 24, 2007 Watch a potential Darwin Award in action. "That darn balloon!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canadian Paul 97 Posted July 24, 2007 Find a career in the army I am green I'm a blue. Colour wise not my favourite, but the description seems pretty accurate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
