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I'm also blue.

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Age 12: smokes first joint.

 

Age 16-18: courted by, joins and leaves 12 useless bands while insisting on equal cut of songwriting royalties.

 

Age 21: still scratching head at other band members' 'drummer jokes'.

 

Age 25: chokes to death on own puke in groupie's arms after 25-triple-vodka-and-8-speedballs session.

 

Give it up, Tyler, my lad.

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:blink: C'est vrai!

At the end of the day though, he's still only a drummer.

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Becky's back. Buy an elephant? (You'll need speakers)

Anybody listen Beckys call to the Demolition company, which was played on Radio 2 this morning?

Brilliant!

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Becky's back. Buy an elephant? (You'll need speakers)

Anybody listen Beckys call to the Demolition company, which was played on Radio 2 this morning?

Brilliant!

 

It was posted on page 8 but for some reason its unavailable. The version on the radio this morning was edited slightly.

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Enter a competition to find 'the most surprising, enigmatic or bizarre historical gravestone epitaph in Britain'.

 

Contenders so far include one from Eshness in the Shetlands that reads: "Donald Robertson, born 14th January 1785. Died 14th June aged 63. He was a peaceable, quiet man, and to all appearances a sincere Christian. His death was much regretted which was caused by the stupidity of Laurence Tulloch of Clothister (Sullom) who sold him nitre instead of Epsom Salts by which he was killed in the space of five hours after taking a dose of it."

 

Another from All Saints Church, Darfield, Barnsley, states simply: "The mortal remains of Robert Millthorp who died September 13th 1826 aged 19 years. He lost his life by inadvertently throwing this stone upon himself whilst in the service of James Raywood or Ardsley, who erected it in his memory".

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Becky's back. Buy an elephant? (You'll need speakers)

Anybody listen Beckys call to the Demolition company, which was played on Radio 2 this morning?

Brilliant!

 

It was posted on page 8 but for some reason its unavailable. The version on the radio this morning was edited slightly.

 

Especially for you LFN Demolition

 

Enjoy :)

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Many thanks HCW, much appreciated! :)

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Fascinating,

Haydee Acevedo Arce died in the city of Ponce, Puerto Rico in 1989

...and three Gits died in 1974 and two more in 1994.

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Fascinating,

Haydee Acevedo Arce died in the city of Ponce, Puerto Rico in 1989

...and three Gits died in 1974 and two more in 1994.

 

I didn't realise you could get that level of information, so naturally I had to search futher. Turns out Willy died in 1987. Wonder what from?

 

 

Link doesn't seem to work directly, however here is my evidence, you just have to put "an" where the ** is and an http at the front (I had to take that out to stop the automatic hyperlink). I guess that means my earlier Wa"y"nker - the y graph didn't work either!

 

://search.ancestry.com/cgi-bin/sse.dll?rank=0&gsln=w**ker&f7=1987&db=ssdi&gss=genfact

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The average Boom lives to be about 79

The average Cock lives to be about 87.

The average Tot lives to be about 29

The average Boots lives to be about 69

The average Pleasure lives to be about 95

The average Dong lives to be about 74

The average Chonger lives to be about 70

The average Headless lives to be about 71

The average Shaker lives to be about 78.

The average Victory lives to be about 76

The average Loser lives to be about 77

The average Jealous lives to be about 85

The average Intro lives to be about 80

The average Size lives to be about 75

The average Moment lives to be about 85

 

So my conclusion to this is if your last name is Pleasure you are in good hands!

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Got brass...

 

...in pawket...

 

...got sidestep..

 

...I'm gonna use it...

 

 

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I'd be careful posting images like that 'arry. Banshees might ask you to help him go for a walk.

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D'OH!

 

Should have used a different photo....

 

homer_simpson.jpg

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