Octopus of Odstock 2,197 Posted January 15, 2008 Someone broke in and burst my balls I'm not sure if it was that villainous cad Admiral Ackbar in a cowardly attempt to scupper our hard and punishing training schedule The appropriate authorities have been contacted. Villainous cad?! I deny it all, I was in Newcastle at the time *Cough*. Definitely DDT, I'm sure... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Watch Beatle 41 Posted January 16, 2008 So the Kickers are top of the shop - and it has nothing to do with running the show I can assure you! Can I just say the AtJ's press releases are becoming the stuff of legend. They make me laugh out loud. Just a shame he is so ashen-faced and tight-lipped all the time. DWB Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted January 20, 2008 Another victory for the Dyslexics Untied team puts us back on top, but the Crypt Kickers are still above us on goal difference. These games are more exciting than watching Suharto dying. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Watch Beatle 41 Posted January 21, 2008 Another victory for the Dyslexics Untied team puts us back on top, but the Crypt Kickers are still above us on goal difference. These games are more exciting than watching Suharto dying. The next match is your chance to take the top spot again. I've got a tough one against Odstock, you have a match against Devon, who hasn't logged on since the 9th of January. Could there be a thrashing in the pipeline? DWB Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted January 21, 2008 Hoorayyyyy, I've managed to sign Gunnar "Leatherface" Hansen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted January 21, 2008 Balls, I'm sinking faster than Fulham. Can't buy a goal at the moment. Anyone care for a bribe? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Watch Beatle 41 Posted January 21, 2008 The four applications pending have now been admitted into the league - so the computer says anyway. So, welcome aboard and good luck in the coming Season 2. If you can have a couple of friendlies amongst yourselves to get a feel for the league. Two more players would be excellent. Mr. Tudor, can we rely on your application soon? Anyone else care to have a go? DWB Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Real Madron 6 Posted January 21, 2008 Athletico Madron are now in the league.. now, where do i sign the next Mikel Arteta? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Watch Beatle 41 Posted January 21, 2008 Balls, I'm sinking faster than Fulham. Can't buy a goal at the moment. Anyone care for a bribe? How much are you offering. Hold on. Haven't we played you twice already? DWB Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted January 22, 2008 Hoorayyyyy, I've managed to sign Gunnar "Leatherface" Hansen. My next target is David Berkowitz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Grendel 139 Posted January 22, 2008 The four applications pending have now been admitted into the league - so the computer says anyway. So, welcome aboard and good luck in the coming Season 2. If you can have a couple of friendlies amongst yourselves to get a feel for the league. Two more players would be excellent. Mr. Tudor, can we rely on your application soon? Anyone else care to have a go? DWB First friendly arranged for tomorrow morning between the 2 lady managers' teams, I'll get to find out if Haggis Galloway really does live up to his name, with one leg shorter than the other and running in circles. Good Luck Clinique! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted January 22, 2008 The four applications pending have now been admitted into the league - so the computer says anyway. So, welcome aboard and good luck in the coming Season 2. If you can have a couple of friendlies amongst yourselves to get a feel for the league. Two more players would be excellent. Mr. Tudor, can we rely on your application soon? Anyone else care to have a go? DWB First friendly arranged for tomorrow morning between the 2 lady managers' teams, I'll get to find out if Haggis Galloway really does live up to his name, with one leg shorter than the other and running in circles. Good Luck Clinique! Bon chance à toi aussi! Is dirty play allowed in friendlies? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted January 22, 2008 Is dirty play allowed in friendlies? Yes! Enjoy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Grendel 139 Posted January 22, 2008 Is dirty play allowed in friendlies? Yes! Enjoy. Dirty Play??? My Gravediggers are paragons of virtue . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted January 22, 2008 Is dirty play allowed in friendlies? Yes! Enjoy. Dirty Play??? My Gravediggers are paragons of virtue . Well mine are French so I am hoping for a bit of this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Madame Defarge 21 Posted January 23, 2008 Is dirty play allowed in friendlies? Yes! Enjoy. Dirty Play??? My Gravediggers are paragons of virtue . Well mine are French so I am hoping for a bit of this That looks a bit too challenging. Erm...are steroids personal enhancements allowed? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted January 23, 2008 With a 4 - 1 victory over the Devon all blacks today, the 'Clash of the Titans' will be this Sunday when the Dyslexics Untied meet the Crypt Kickers. A good game should be in store. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_fan 42 Posted January 24, 2008 FF United FC will host Gravediggers United for its first friendly on Sunday. FF Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Real Madron 6 Posted January 24, 2008 Athletico Madron take on Clinique Précisionists on Sunday in our first friendly. i'm bored so i might design a club badge... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted January 24, 2008 Done! That's great! How did you do it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Real Madron 6 Posted January 25, 2008 made it on photoshop CS2. its a shame i cant seem to upload it anywhere on the xperteleven site unless i sign up to a VIP membership. i suppose they have to make their money somehow.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Real Madron 6 Posted January 27, 2008 The badge worked wonders as Athetico Madron won their first friendly, away to the Belgian Champions... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted January 27, 2008 Well, well Dee Dubleya Beee. Another draw. Looks like were going to the wire. Goal difference might be the decider Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted January 27, 2008 The badge worked wonders as Athetico Madron won their first friendly, away to the Belgian Champions... In my defence your honour I am working on the premise that my players, being French speaking, must definitely be on strike. Hopefully if I pay them, I might be in with a chance of at least getting a draw. Here's hoping. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
