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Just noticed the mcefc v Knickers Utd game must have been hell. Both of them had the same coloured strips on.

 

The knickers get a draw against another girlies team

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Anybody want to admit to being the Hearseton Casuals?

 

[Norwegian accent] Your boys took a hell of a beating in the 1st leg of the cup tonight. [/Norwegian accent]

 

Aren't they Reading in disguise?

 

Don't know, but they can PM me if they don't want the world to know who they are. Your secrets safe with me :)

 

I don't know who the boss of Hearseton Casuals is but he seems witty, intelligent, debonair & beloved by all. :)

 

Oh I take it back, it can't possibly be Reading's former gaffer TMFKA General Akbar then ;)

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Oh I take it back, it can't possibly be Reading's former gaffer TMFKA General Akbar then ;)

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General Akbar was a prat. He was the reserve team coach at Reading/Odstock United & never did anything apart from eat pies & throw monkeys from the Director's Box.

 

Admiral Ackbar was a football tactical genius but was greatly misunderstood - not least by his players which is why Odstock/Reading were deleted, mainly due to mass stupidity.

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Just noticed the mcefc v Knickers Utd game must have been hell. Both of them had the same coloured strips on.

 

The knickers get a draw against another girlies team

 

Having sneaked up into the new Premier League by virtue of OoO's club reconstruction, I better get some good players in, if I'm to avoid being the 'Derby County' of the division... :)

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A draw tonight against my nemesis team the Clinique's. Best result against them for me in all the seasons we've played against each other. ;)

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Just noticed the mcefc v Knickers Utd game must have been hell. Both of them had the same coloured strips on.

 

The knickers get a draw against another girlies team

 

Having sneaked up into the new Premier League by virtue of OoO's club reconstruction, I better get some good players in, if I'm to avoid being the 'Derby County' of the division... ;)

 

I think that honour will fall to me tmib, going by the amount of downwards red arrows beside all of my players form, that's what I get for giving them the weekend off. At least I only lost 2-1 to Bury tonight, I was expecting a slaughter.

 

Well done for getting a draw against the Kickers!

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I must say the press reports from Hearseton Casuals should win an award. Another terrific report General. A?

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That was the main reason Admiral Ackbar was removed & the club shut down. Poor press conferences. General Gordon came in, swept under the carpet, hoovered the carpet & then put a mat at the front door & now see the result...

 

However, the good General is somewhat under pressure to repeat the feat for 10 more games. However, he has the next one sorted...

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Waiting in eager anticipation on your next report on yet another defeat General, If we beat you once more, we'll get to keep you. <_<

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A victory against the Knickers tonight puts me in joint second place with the Crypt Kickers. :)

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Both the Crypt Kickers and Dyslexics Untied kicked out the cup :banghead: both going out to girly opposition, did they offer you the same bribe Deedubblya? ;)

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Guest Shadowy Figure

My my, Clinique finish their quartet of matches against the Kickers with 3 wins and a draw.

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Congratulations go to the Gravediggers on winning the cup.

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Congratulations go to the Gravediggers on winning the cup.

 

Thankyou, all at Memorial Park are shocked and stunned, I only logged in 5 minutes ago to see how much I'd lost by, only to see I'd won :unsure: . Commiserations to the Precisionists, who have been consistently brilliant throughout, it's a shame one of us had to lose, but hopefully they will win the league. Who said girls can't play football :lol: .

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What a come-back! Well done LG on a classic cup win. Bad luck MC - tough luck losing in a penalty shoot-out.

 

DWB :unsure:

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My my, Clinique finish their quartet of matches against the Kickers with 3 wins and a draw.

 

I fear the Kickers aren't the side they used to be. Perhaps a Manchester City style re-invention is required. Except the Kickers haven't got any money.

 

DWB :unsure:

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Congratulations to the Gravediggers for a battling performance in an amazing victory, and further congratulations to both teams for picking up a few red cards and injuries just in time for the end-of-season run in.

C'mon the Bury!

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Congratulations to the Gravediggers for a battling performance in an amazing victory, and further congratulations to both teams for picking up a few red cards and injuries just in time for the end-of-season run in.

C'mon the Bury!

You forgot to congratulate the drinks salesman.

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All hail the new Death League Champions . . . Bury FC and their manager Anubis!

 

With two games to spare the ashen-faced supremo has cruised to victory. Well done!

 

Congrats also to OoO and FF for gaining promotion from Div. 1 (in old money). Div 2 (in even older money).

 

DWB :rolleyes:

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Still with 2 games to play, its still (almost) everything to play for.

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All hail the new Death League Champions . . . Bury FC and their manager Anubis!

 

With two games to spare the ashen-faced supremo has cruised to victory. Well done!

 

Congrats also to OoO and FF for gaining promotion from Div. 1 (in old money). Div 2 (in even older money).

 

DWB :)

 

And Knickers United relegated? I admit it we were pants! :rolleyes:

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