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#1 IKYWN

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Posted 02 January 2005 - 01:16 AM

I hear Gazza, or G8 as I think he like to be known these days, has been admitted to hospital tonight with a collapsed lung and something else life-threatening. Is this the first celebrity to be knocked out in 2005, or will he make extra time?
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Posted 02 January 2005 - 02:21 PM

Luckily he only has pneumonia, as I'd doubt he'd have been on anyone's list.

Former England midfielder Paul Gascoigne is in hospital suffering from pneumonia - but his agent has denied that he is seriously ill.


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Posted 02 January 2005 - 02:28 PM

A newspaper report suggested the ex-Tottenham and Newcastle star was "gravely ill" and was also being treated for a possible collapsed lung.

But his agent Alex Armitage has told BBC Five Live this is not the case.


Did'nt Jonny Ramone's agent say the same thing ( or similar thing)?
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Posted 02 January 2005 - 02:59 PM

Are you saying he's about to go from G8 to L8?

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Posted 02 January 2005 - 10:31 PM

It looks like it is just a case of pneumonia. He is only 37 and I have not seen any reports of him having any previous health problems, so there is a good chance he will bounce back.
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Posted 03 January 2005 - 03:00 AM

Is this the first celebrity to be knocked out in 2005, or will he make extra time?

Nah, Cyril beat him
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Posted 03 January 2005 - 11:36 AM

Nah, Cyril beat him


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Posted 03 January 2005 - 04:33 PM

There are unconfirmed reports that G8/Gazza could probably suffer from Terets Syndrome ( i think thats how its spelt ), does anybody have any info on this ?....
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Posted 03 January 2005 - 04:34 PM

Not something I should admit to, but errr, did anyone else see Gazza on Strictly Come Ice Skating? I was looking for his gurney and just couldn't see it - he looked life threateningly terrible on that show. Are we sure nothing else is up with him?

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Posted 04 January 2005 - 09:21 AM

A collapsed lung isn't that life-threatening, had one myself and all it takes is a whacking great needle into the lung cavity...
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Posted 04 January 2005 - 12:28 PM

all it takes is a whacking great needle into the lung cavity

...what to get one or cure one? :lol: Yeuch!!
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Posted 04 January 2005 - 12:52 PM

That was the cure,
the cause was, ahem... 'overdoing' it apparently.
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Posted 05 January 2005 - 07:06 PM

Here's a fantastic quote from Gaz's agent:

"His agent Alex Armitage admitted when he went into hospital that there could be 'a hundred and one things wrong with him'. But he said yesterday: "He's only suffering from pneumonia and not the countless (101) other things being rumoured."

He has got a point though, I mean, 101 things looks to be about right from the photo in the Mail (DWB :shoot2:)

Incredible to think he is actually only 37.

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#14 The Yeti

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Posted 06 January 2005 - 02:07 AM

Surely its 102 things : pneumonia plus 101 others ?
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Despite the high cost of living, it still seems popular.

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Posted 07 January 2005 - 03:56 PM

pedantry is not popular, but.....

Posted on Jan 3 2005, 04:33 PM

There are unconfirmed reports that G8/Gazza could probably suffer from Terets Syndrome ( i think thats how its spelt ), does anybody have any info on this ?....



Tourettes will explain.

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#16 Anubis the Jackal

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Posted 07 January 2005 - 04:14 PM

Oh P*ss off you tw*t.
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Posted 09 January 2005 - 07:53 PM

Oh P*ss off you tw*t.


I had a feeling that would be a little unpopular.

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Posted 10 January 2005 - 02:14 AM

I think Anubis was being ironic.
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life, n : the whim of several billion cells to be with you for a while.

Dodo deado, Dodi deado, Di deado, Dando deado ... Surely Dido's looking dodgy ?

Despite the high cost of living, it still seems popular.

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Posted 10 January 2005 - 09:30 AM

Too f*cking right I was, A*secandle.
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Posted 10 January 2005 - 10:18 AM

wot gazza collapsed lung ?
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