IKYWN 6 Posted January 2, 2005 I hear Gazza, or G8 as I think he like to be known these days, has been admitted to hospital tonight with a collapsed lung and something else life-threatening. Is this the first celebrity to be knocked out in 2005, or will he make extra time? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eejit 9 Posted January 2, 2005 Luckily he only has pneumonia, as I'd doubt he'd have been on anyone's list. Former England midfielder Paul Gascoigne is in hospital suffering from pneumonia - but his agent has denied that he is seriously ill. BBC Report Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,100 Posted January 2, 2005 A newspaper report suggested the ex-Tottenham and Newcastle star was "gravely ill" and was also being treated for a possible collapsed lung. But his agent Alex Armitage has told BBC Five Live this is not the case. Did'nt Jonny Ramone's agent say the same thing ( or similar thing)? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eejit 9 Posted January 2, 2005 Are you saying he's about to go from G8 to L8? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_fan 42 Posted January 2, 2005 It looks like it is just a case of pneumonia. He is only 37 and I have not seen any reports of him having any previous health problems, so there is a good chance he will bounce back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weatherman90 7 Posted January 3, 2005 Is this the first celebrity to be knocked out in 2005, or will he make extra time? Nah, Cyril beat him Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted January 3, 2005 Nah, Cyril beat him All together now... Nice one Cyril, nice one son, Nice one Cyril, let's 'ave another one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
faustus 9 Posted January 3, 2005 There are unconfirmed reports that G8/Gazza could probably suffer from Terets Syndrome ( i think thats how its spelt ), does anybody have any info on this ?.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stayin Alive 26 Posted January 3, 2005 Not something I should admit to, but errr, did anyone else see Gazza on Strictly Come Ice Skating? I was looking for his gurney and just couldn't see it - he looked life threateningly terrible on that show. Are we sure nothing else is up with him? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted January 4, 2005 A collapsed lung isn't that life-threatening, had one myself and all it takes is a whacking great needle into the lung cavity... (slumps onto desk) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted January 4, 2005 all it takes is a whacking great needle into the lung cavity ...what to get one or cure one? Yeuch!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted January 4, 2005 That was the cure, the cause was, ahem... 'overdoing' it apparently. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stayin Alive 26 Posted January 5, 2005 Here's a fantastic quote from Gaz's agent: "His agent Alex Armitage admitted when he went into hospital that there could be 'a hundred and one things wrong with him'. But he said yesterday: "He's only suffering from pneumonia and not the countless (101) other things being rumoured." He has got a point though, I mean, 101 things looks to be about right from the photo in the Mail (DWB ) Incredible to think he is actually only 37. Half-time... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Yeti 14 Posted January 6, 2005 Surely its 102 things : pneumonia plus 101 others ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josco 49 Posted January 7, 2005 pedantry is not popular, but..... Posted on Jan 3 2005, 04:33 PM There are unconfirmed reports that G8/Gazza could probably suffer from Terets Syndrome ( i think thats how its spelt ), does anybody have any info on this ?.... Tourettes will explain. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted January 7, 2005 Oh P*ss off you tw*t. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josco 49 Posted January 9, 2005 Oh P*ss off you tw*t. I had a feeling that would be a little unpopular. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Yeti 14 Posted January 10, 2005 I think Anubis was being ironic. f**k. Bollocks. Wank. Coprolalia Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted January 10, 2005 Too f*cking right I was, A*secandle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ixion 1 Posted January 10, 2005 wot gazza collapsed lung ? eat my goal Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted January 10, 2005 Gazza is loud and angry about the fact that one paper suggested he might have AIDS. Denies it outright. However, his immune system has obviously taken some abuse. Maybe his liver is struggling after years of abuse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ixion 1 Posted January 19, 2005 Ive heard chris evans has moved gazza in as he has no home but apparently is off the booze. I think he must of heard of the deathlists concern " final whistle approaching " and wants to lend a hand. Its party time now (topics merged. ATJ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest wullieboy Posted March 10, 2005 you are all a bunch of arseholes the man is a F*****g legend. LONG LIVE THE KING (GAZZA) the man is the most technically gifted player of late 29th century. SO HOPE GOD DEALS BURNS YOU DOWN AND PISSES ON YOUR ASHES Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lospalmas7 12 Posted March 11, 2005 Thank you kindly wullieboy. Kind regards, lp7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josco 49 Posted March 11, 2005 you are all a bunch of arseholes the man is a F*****g legend. LONG LIVE THE KING (GAZZA) the man is the most technically gifted player of late 29th century. SO HOPE GOD DEALS BURNS YOU DOWN AND PISSES ON YOUR ASHES Aren't we getting a little a head of ourselves? player of late 29th century 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
