Things To Do While Waiting For Death... 2009

[Geronimo 3]

[DevonDeathTrip 2,288]

Play the new generation of urine-stream-controlled video games.

 

Not to be confused with the Wii

[TAFKAG 70]

Fancy helping to screw up the economy, damage countless people's lives and make £650k a year for life?

 

Right, said Fred.

[Monoclinic 39]

Daily Mail headline generator.

 

Also, Michael Howard sings The Smiths

[Guest TDF]

Female or Shemale

 

Stay out of the bars boys if you can't get these!

[honez 79]

Female or Shemale

 

Stay out of the bars boys if you can't get these!

14/16. Any gender confusion in the pubs I go to is more likely to be rough-looking birds being mistaken for blokes.

[Monoclinic 39]

Do you have the skills to pay the bills?

 

The government (UK) seems to be harping on at the moment about us adults not being able to work out simple questions that 11 year olds can answer, here's the test to see if they are talking about you.

[Lard Bazaar 3,687]

Do you have the skills to pay the bills?

 

The government (UK) seems to be harping on at the moment about us adults not being able to work out simple questions that 11 year olds can answer, here's the test to see if they are talking about you.

 

Well I'm on Level 2 for both numeracy and literacy. But I was too thick to find where on the site it tells you what Level 2 means.

[Terminator 13]

Do you have the skills to pay the bills?

 

The government (UK) seems to be harping on at the moment about us adults not being able to work out simple questions that 11 year olds can answer, here's the test to see if they are talking about you.

 

Well I'm on Level 2 for both numeracy and literacy. But I was too thick to find where on the site it tells you what Level 2 means.

 

Someone with a lot of time on their hands could deliberaltely make loads of mistakes and probably still pass Level 1. It's just trying to engage the future McDonalds staff that they can "achieve".

 

Level 2 is not much more than being able to do the same test, but actually using a pen and paper.

 

It's all pointless. There are teenagers who deliberately excluded themselves from school, but as soon as a whiff of money for turning up at classes when they're 15, they can't get there fast enough. Unfortunately, their idiocy is so entrenched, that they feel their attendance is sufficient, disrupt classes and have an unrealistic arrogance about where they really are in the scheme of things. However, the government seems to be happy to pay out this money (and the teaching institutions) just to keep them off the unemployment statistics. These morons are still trying to grapple with the move-on.org.uk test and ARE STRUGGLING TO DEAL WITH LEVEL 1.

 

In my version of a New World Order, I'd identify these dregs of society early on and remove them from the arduous learning curve of primary education.

 

Perhaps McDonalds could start building work-related schools. The mantra could be "Would you like fries with that?". That is all that's required for the majority of McDonalds' staff. Of course, I discount the students who have to do what they can to get through college. For the other workers, I doubt I'd ever see a response here and if so , I'd probably need a lot of help deciphering the txtspk.

[Monoclinic 39]

Do you have the skills to pay the bills?

 

The government (UK) seems to be harping on at the moment about us adults not being able to work out simple questions that 11 year olds can answer, here's the test to see if they are talking about you.

 

Well I'm on Level 2 for both numeracy and literacy. But I was too thick to find where on the site it tells you what Level 2 means.

 

Someone with a lot of time on their hands could deliberaltely make loads of mistakes and probably still pass Level 1. It's just trying to engage the future McDonalds staff that they can "achieve".

 

Level 2 is not much more than being able to do the same test, but actually using a pen and paper.

 

It's all pointless. There are teenagers who deliberately excluded themselves from school, but as soon as a whiff of money for turning up at classes when they're 15, they can't get there fast enough. Unfortunately, their idiocy is so entrenched, that they feel their attendance is sufficient, disrupt classes and have an unrealistic arrogance about where they really are in the scheme of things. However, the government seems to be happy to pay out this money (and the teaching institutions) just to keep them off the unemployment statistics. These morons are still trying to grapple with the move-on.org.uk test and ARE STRUGGLING TO DEAL WITH LEVEL 1.

 

In my version of a New World Order, I'd identify these dregs of society early on and remove them from the arduous learning curve of primary education.

 

Perhaps McDonalds could start building work-related schools. The mantra could be "Would you like fries with that?". That is all that's required for the majority of McDonalds' staff. Of course, I discount the students who have to do what they can to get through college. For the other workers, I doubt I'd ever see a response here and if so , I'd probably need a lot of help deciphering the txtspk.

 

I am sorry but I have to disagree with your new world order. It is a truth universally acknowledged that pupils develop at different rates. I know someone who didn't do so well at A-Level but still got a PhD from Cambridge after doing really well at their first university. There were also people doing PhDs with me who got into university through having completed an access course having missed out on their A-levels. I also have to say I went in the other direction at uni owing to an allergic reaction to studying outside of lectures, and a love of "socialising", another common phenomenon which arises from easy GCSEs that require little revision to pass. Luckily for me I got through uni and pulled my socks up to complete my postgraduate studies.

 

In short, adult education is important as is getting through to disruptive kids. What's the phrase I am looking for, a bad workman always blames his tools. Perhaps we need to focus on teaching methods.

[Lard Bazaar 3,687]

Do you have the skills to pay the bills?

 

The government (UK) seems to be harping on at the moment about us adults not being able to work out simple questions that 11 year olds can answer, here's the test to see if they are talking about you.

 

Well I'm on Level 2 for both numeracy and literacy. But I was too thick to find where on the site it tells you what Level 2 means.

 

Someone with a lot of time on their hands could deliberaltely make loads of mistakes and probably still pass Level 1. It's just trying to engage the future McDonalds staff that they can "achieve".

 

Level 2 is not much more than being able to do the same test, but actually using a pen and paper.

 

 

So does that mean I'm thick then? I didn't even use pen and paper. But I did use my fingers once or twice.

[honez 79]

So does that mean I'm thick then? I didn't even use pen and paper. But I did use my fingers once or twice.

No wonder you couldn't concentrate. Dirty bastard.

[Terminator 13]

So does that mean I'm thick then? I didn't even use pen and paper. But I did use my fingers once or twice.

I was referring to these tests - which are far harder to fail than to pass.

[Lard Bazaar 3,687]

So does that mean I'm thick then? I didn't even use pen and paper. But I did use my fingers once or twice.

I was referring to these tests - which are far harder to fail than to pass.

 

I see - I didn't understand your post, cos I'm thick

[honez 79]

Play Guess the Google.

[honez 79]

Bloody addictive balancing game.

[Windsor 2,142]

Bloody addictive balancing game.

 

 

I really do hate you for bringing this game to my attention.

 

If I introduced it to Fraserburgh, it could replace heroin.

[Monoclinic 39]

Bloody addictive balancing game.

 

 

I really do hate you for bringing this game to my attention.

 

If I introduced it to Fraserburgh, it could replace heroin.

 

Ditto, I got to level 5 before ashamedly realising that I should at least try to look busy or blow up a lab. Seeing as I didn't manage either in the elapsed time, perhaps I'll crack on with level 5 before I turn to crack.

 

Edit - 40 minutes later, God knows how many of which have been dedicated to level 29 whose triangles are giving me serious grief. Someone wake up Australia and ask honez where the superglue function is.

[Banshees Scream 107]

Cure your depression and die quickly happy with Cymbalta.

 

It's a shame that I couldn't find their latest commercial on You Tube.

[Guest Docter Docter]

Cure your depression and die quickly happy with Cymbalta.

 

It's a shame that I couldn't find their latest commercial on You Tube.

 

 

Cymbalta is also prescribed to treat anxiety disorders and the pain of fibromyalgia. Additionally, Cymbalta can be used in the European Union for the treatment of stress urinary incontinence.

 

Have you been getting anxious about your pissy pants?

[Banshees Scream 107]

Have you been getting anxious about your pissy pants?

I ain't Bwitish brother.

[Handrejka 1,840]

Bloody addictive balancing game.

 

 

I really do hate you for bringing this game to my attention.

 

If I introduced it to Fraserburgh, it could replace heroin.

 

Ditto, I got to level 5 before ashamedly realising that I should at least try to look busy or blow up a lab. Seeing as I didn't manage either in the elapsed time, perhaps I'll crack on with level 5 before I turn to crack.

 

Edit - 40 minutes later, God knows how many of which have been dedicated to level 29 whose triangles are giving me serious grief. Someone wake up Australia and ask honez where the superglue function is.

 

 

Ok, how do you get past level 18?

[Lard Bazaar 3,687]

Cure your depression and die quickly happy with Cymbalta.

 

It's a shame that I couldn't find their latest commercial on You Tube.

 

 

I came off Cymbalta about six months ago, and I'm alive - perhaps I should consider that a bonus

[Monoclinic 39]

Look away now if you don't want a solution to level 18

 

 

That'll serve me right for wasting time earlier. I've just had to redo the 18 levels on my home computer to get that far!

 

There is undoubtedly more than one solution. Hope this helps.

 

 

Edit - I've unlocked inferno! That's another 30 or so minutes of my life I'll never get back. Thanks honez. What's next?

[Geronimo 3]

If you want impossible levels, try level 42, but you need to get there first.