time 8,620 Posted November 3, 2009 Go for a flight with the Silver Falcons - just don't touch anything. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted November 3, 2009 After several hours of listening, noting, re-listening and refining, I've come up with the following:Prisencolinensinainciusol In de col men seivuan Prisencolinensinainciusol ol rait Uis de seim cius nau op de seim Ol uait men in de colobos dai Trrr - ciak is e maind beghin de col Bebi stei ye push yo oh Uis de seim cius nau op de seim Ol uoit men in de colobos dai Not s de seim laikiu de promisdin Iu nau in trabol lovgiai ciu gen In do camo not cius no bai for lov so Op op giast cam lau ue cam lov ai Oping tu stei laik cius go mo men Iu bicos tue men cold dobrei goris Oh sandei Ai ai smai sesler Eni els so co uil piso ai In de col men seivuan Prisencolinensinainciusol ol rait Ai ai smai senflecs Eni go for doing peso ai Prisencolinensinainciusol ol rait Uel ai sint no ai giv de sint Laik de cius nobodi oh gud taim lev feis go Uis de seim et seim cius go no ben Let de cius end kai for not de gai giast stei Ai ai smai senflecs Eni go for doing peso ai In de col mein seivuan Prisencolinensinainciusol ol rait Lu nei si not sicidor Ah es la bebi la dai big iour Ai aismai senflecs Eni go for doing peso ai In de col mein seivuan Prisencolinensinainciusol ol rait Lu nei si not sicodor Ah es la bebi la dai big iour Well OK, I googled it! No luck with a translation as yet. Let's give it a try: In coal mine 7 Prison coal in engine ain't useful, alright Who is the same, 'cause now up the seam All wait, men, in the howler monkey´s day Trr - check is a mind, begin the coal Baby stay, you pussy, oh Who is the same, 'cause now up the seam All wait, men, in the howler monkey´s day Not the same like you, the promised din You now in trouble, love gay, cue Jen In the cayman, or just no bay for love so Up, up just came low, we came lower Hoping you stay, like just go more men You bitch, two men cold, doubly gory Oh Sandy Etcetera. It doesn't seem to make more sense. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted November 8, 2009 Test your wits with The Idiot Test. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,106 Posted November 8, 2009 Test your wits with The Idiot Test. Managed to get too pretty smart, but was too slow to hit the green button. Couldn't really be arsed going through it again. Did it again, nothing better to do, I'm brilliant!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rotten Ali 600 Posted November 8, 2009 Test your wits with The Idiot Test. Very good, caught me a few times too often. But don't have all the time in the world to see where it finishes. Sum up for me - I could be brighter! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted November 8, 2009 Test your wits with The Idiot Test. I'm afraid the test makers are idiots. All squares are rectangles, it's just that all sides are congruent as opposed to just the opposite sides. Both squares and rectangles can also be defined as parallelograms but I'm sure they knew that too. And yes, I clicked on a square just to check their idiocy! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,657 Posted November 9, 2009 Get very rich. The announcement is expected very soon. There has been a strong rumour, and a thread on the CUFC unofficial message board, that one of the winners is from Frizington, a fetid little boil on the festering arse that is west Cumbria. Ominously the thread was withdrawn without warning, suggesting there may be summat in it. If so, said winner joins the jobless teenager Callie Rogers - who dropped a couple of million aged 16 - as instant local royalty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,657 Posted November 9, 2009 Synidcate of Hewland Packard workers in a Liverpool and a married couple who've never been anywhere close to Frizington as far as I can tell, rumours eh? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,800 Posted November 9, 2009 Synidcate of Hewland Packard workers in a Liverpool and a married couple who've never been anywhere close to Frizington as far as I can tell, rumours eh? Bit early for you to be on the pop innit Mary? Are you practising for Saturday? Anyway, whoever they are, they're fucking wankers. Unless they want to give me 5 million of it, in which case they're a lovely couple who totally deserve their good fortune. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,657 Posted November 9, 2009 Yeah, not up to my usual standard of spelling. Saturday won't be the same without your good self, obviously. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted November 14, 2009 Try to come between a Scotsman and his money. AVERAGE AMOUNTS LOST TO ROGUE TRADERS London £1198 North £774 East £694 Wales £571 South £303 Midlands £260 Scotland £165 Sometimes it pays to be tight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted November 15, 2009 Reconsider your Avatar? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canadian Paul 97 Posted November 15, 2009 Reconsider your Avatar? Interesting. I'm friends with the graduate student who helped on that paper. The problem that most DLers should immediately tune into, of course, is that anti-social behavior is considered an implicitly negative thing in the study. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted November 16, 2009 Play Stab the Zombie on the Dancefloor Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millwall32 114 Posted November 19, 2009 Go on one of the other two forums I post on http://www.thesnookerforum.com/board/index.php http://www.millwall.vitalfootball.co.uk/fo...tegory-view.asp Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted November 19, 2009 Test your reactions... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted November 19, 2009 Wear your heart on your sleeve team on your arm. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millwall32 114 Posted November 19, 2009 I'm seriously thinking of getting a snall Millwall tatoo myself..probably the wrong thgread to say that in though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted November 19, 2009 I'm seriously thinking of getting a snall Millwall tatoo myself..probably the wrong thgread to say that in though. I believe this is the thread you're looking for. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millwall32 114 Posted November 19, 2009 I'm seriously thinking of getting a snall Millwall tatoo myself..probably the wrong thgread to say that in though. I believe this is the thread you're looking for. I no. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted November 25, 2009 Pick your lottery numbers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted November 25, 2009 Pick your lottery numbers. According to them... "Quantology is the future of numerology. It harnesses the power of supercomputers to plum[sic] previously unreachable depths of your Life Numbers." Let's hope they're better with numbers than letters. Unless, of course, they use fruit in some pseudo-scientific manner to come up with the numbers. Might go well with the LHC's custard though. I also noticed they had a statement of the bleedin' obvious tuck away down at the bottom of the page too... LEGAL DISCLAIMER: THIS SITE IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted November 28, 2009 Trace things with your mouse to see how accurate your memory and hand/eye coordination is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites