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Germany 4 Australia 0 (Sorry honez)

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I might have to eat my hat tomorrow, but I reckon it's got draw written all over it.

And it'll really rile the krauts for added benefit.

 

I think the Serbs and Ghana will beat the Socceroos though.

Hat soup for me.

 

Nice predicting HCW.

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Germany 4 Australia 0 (Sorry honez)

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I might have to eat my hat tomorrow, but I reckon it's got draw written all over it.

And it'll really rile the krauts for added benefit.

 

I think the Serbs and Ghana will beat the Socceroos though.

Hat soup for me.

 

Nice predicting HCW.

 

Thanks honez. I wish I had some money on it now.

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Germany 4 Australia 0 (Sorry honez)

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I might have to eat my hat tomorrow, but I reckon it's got draw written all over it.

And it'll really rile the krauts for added benefit.

 

I think the Serbs and Ghana will beat the Socceroos though.

Hat soup for me.

 

Nice predicting HCW.

 

The pastafarian last supper?

 

Aside: Google also came up with this tasty treat that requires canned pasteurized cheddar cheese snack (answers on a postcard please!). vomit1.gif

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*Sigh................. Not very good at this, am I?

 

Here we go for tomorrows games then. Please feel free to do your own predictions.

 

New Zealand 2 Slovakia 3

Ivory Coast 0 Portugal 3

Brazil 4 North Korea 1

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FFS! No wonder I'm poor. Here we go again. Tomorrow's results

 

S Africa 2 Uruguay 1

Honduras 0 Chile 0

Spain 2 Switzerland 1

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My Predictions...

 

S Africa 1 Uruguay 1

Honduras 0 Chile 1

Spain 2 Switzerland 1

 

(I'm not doing that well either, I predicted Portugal 2 Ivory Coast 1)

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South Africa 5 Uruguay 0

Honduras 6 Chile 6

Spain 0 Switzerland 8

 

Well they can't be any worse than how I'm traveling at the moment.

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Is anyone else having their enjoyment of the World Cup ruined by that horrible droning?

 

Not the vuvuzela, Mick McCarthy on the BBC.

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Ok then, next scores to bollox up are

 

Argentina 3 South Korea 0

Greece 1 Nigeria 1

France 2 Mexico 1

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Why do millions watch the Premiership? Because it has exciting and entertaining (admittedly not always top quality) football.

 

Why do millions watch the World Cup? I have no idea.

 

I'll go for the Argies.

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My guess is that the 3 matches will all finish 2-0

 

Argentina 2 South Korea 0

Greece 2 Nigeria 0

France 2 Mexico 0

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Tomorrows predictions

 

Germany 3 Serbia 1

Slovenia 1 USA 2

England 3 Algeria 0

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I know nothing about football but I'll have a go.

 

Germany 2 Serbia 1

Slovenia 1 USA1

Englad 2 Algeria 0

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I know nothing about football but I'll have a go.

 

Germany 2 Serbia 1

Slovenia 1 USA1

Englad 2 Algeria 0

 

What about the big one? Poland vs Isle of Man?

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I know nothing about football but I'll have a go.

 

Germany 2 Serbia 1

Slovenia 1 USA1

Englad 2 Algeria 0

 

OK, let's have a go at this:

 

Germany 3 Serbia 0 - the Germans are the only team that have actually played with this bloody football on a regular basis, so another big win for them - cheating gits!

Slovenia 0 USA 2 - the USA can smell English blood - they will go on to win the group thus throwing the English the the German lions in the next round.

England 1 Algeria 1 - the 2nd of my predicted crap and boring draws thus leaving England to win the last game with a winning goal at the death and a 2nd place slot in the group.

 

DWB :P

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Germans will have an anti-climax from the Australian demolition and the Serbs will sneak a draw - 1-1.

 

USA to find themselves in a good position to qualify 1-0 against Slovenia

 

Ingerland vs Algeria: Why do I think this has echoes of Monterrey 1986? 0-0 anybody?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

oh alright, 2-0 to Ingerland then!

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Well the garlic eating war criminals managed to beat the sausage eating... er... Germans.

 

If I were that ref, I'd have let Serbia win too, if only to save my own life.

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Well, so far, so bad.

 

Tomorrows results

 

Netherlands 2 Japan 2

Ghana 3 Austrailia 1 (appologies to honez again)

Cameroon 1 Denmark 2

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It is too late to guess 2-0 in England's favour?

 

Each way.

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Well, it's half time in the In-gur-lund game. Looks as if good ole DWB's predictions are coming true. Did you have a line on DW?

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:evil2:

 

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They got the DRAW bit right.

 

Cue tumbleweed.

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Well, it's half time in the In-gur-lund game. Looks as if good ole DWB's predictions are coming true. Did you have a line on DW?

 

This whole affair is so, so England. I love my football but my enthusiasm for the national team is no better than that of the players that represent us. I felt I had wasted two hours of my life watching that dross tonight. I have no doubt we will qualify but will make no friends in doing so.

 

DWB :evil2:

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Well, it's half time in the In-gur-lund game. Looks as if good ole DWB's predictions are coming true. Did you have a line on DW?

 

This whole affair is so, so England. I love my football but my enthusiasm for the national team is no better than that of the players that represent us. I felt I had wasted two hours of my life watching that dross tonight. I have no doubt we will qualify but will make no friends in doing so.

 

DWB :evil2:

 

Where does the money come from to pay the team, its entourage and its 5* hotel bill? If it is in anyway funded by the taxpayer can one ask for a rebate or at least a reimbursement for the money wasted on beer tonight?

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