Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted September 8, 2017 1 hour ago, charon said: Plus, isn't the wettest place in the Isles? Which given your love of that mythical yellow thing in the sky that I hear tales of, make the Fort an unlikely destination for you..... I always assumed that the wettest place was between the legs of Katie Price. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted September 8, 2017 Jordan , renowned for being arid hellhole.... Try again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted September 8, 2017 18 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: I always assumed that the wettest place was between the legs of Katie Price. Now, that gets me thinking Have more people been there with Katie Price that regularly turn up in the Fort clubhouse? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted September 8, 2017 Mary, both "attractions" would have the same drooling web fingered clientele. Ah, LFN a shoe in then to appear. I wiz mistook. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted September 8, 2017 17 minutes ago, maryportfuncity said: Now, that gets me thinking Have more people been there with Katie Price that regularly turn up in the Fort clubhouse? Depends. They have had to put a drop off point outside Katies place. I think she wins knickers hands down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted September 9, 2017 17 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Depends. They have had to put a drop off point outside Katies place. I think she wins knickers hands down. Aye, Katie also shades it because there's play however moist the conditions 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,101 Posted September 9, 2017 FULL TIME SCORE ... FORT WILLIAM 0 FRASERBURGH 10 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted September 9, 2017 1 minute ago, Paul Bearer said: FULL TIME SCORE ... FORT WILLIAM 0 FRASERBURGH 10 Aye, clocked the 89th minute score - wasn't there, like a local herd of Highland cattle or owt that could have been coralled into a seemingly accidental pitch invasion to get the shambles abandoned? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,101 Posted September 10, 2017 NEXT HAMMERING ... FORRES MECHANICS FC v FORT WILLIAM FC Press & Journal Highland League Wednesday, 13th September 2017 Mosset Park, Forres 8pm kick-off 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted September 10, 2017 Any truth in a rumoured name change to Fort William PTSD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
philheybrookbay 439 Posted September 13, 2017 Forres Mech 4 Fort 1. Oops Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,101 Posted September 16, 2017 FULL TIME SCORE ... FORT WILLIAM 1 DEVERONVALE 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,573 Posted September 18, 2017 On 16/09/2017 at 20:40, Paul Bearer said: FULL TIME SCORE ... FORT WILLIAM 1 DEVERONVALE 5 Doing better than Crystal Palace at least they can find the net. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,101 Posted September 24, 2017 FULL TIME SCORE ... CLACHNACUDDIN 8 FORT WILLIAM 0. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,101 Posted September 26, 2017 NEXT GAME ... BUCKIE THISTLE FC v FORT WILLIAM FC Press & Journal Highland League Saturday, 30th September 2017 Victoria Park, Buckie 3pm kick-off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted September 30, 2017 On 26/09/2017 at 21:55, Paul Bearer said: NEXT GAME ... BUCKIE THISTLE FC v FORT WILLIAM FC Press & Journal Highland League Saturday, 30th September 2017 Victoria Park, Buckie 3pm kick-off. (closes eyes and heads for deep trance) That'll likely be a 5-0 defeat, then Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,101 Posted October 5, 2017 NEXT GAME ... FORT WILLIAM FC v CLACHNACUDDIN FC Press & Journal Highland League Saturday, 7th October 2017 Claggan Park, Fort William 3pm kick-off Wonder if we'll improve from our last game against them? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,101 Posted October 7, 2017 GAME OFF ... The poor weather throughout the week and last night has taken its toll on Claggan Park so unfortunately today's fixture has been postponed. FORT WILLIAM FC v CLACHNACUDDIIN FC Phew, embarrassment avoided. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,101 Posted October 13, 2017 NEXT GAME ... FORT WILLIAM FC v INVERURIE LOCOS FC Press & Journal Highland League Saturday, 14th October 2017 Claggan Park, Fort William 3pm kick-off Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,101 Posted October 14, 2017 FULL TIME SCORE ... FORT WILLIAM 1 INVERURIE LOCOS FC 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted October 14, 2017 4 hours ago, Paul Bearer said: FULL TIME SCORE ... FORT WILLIAM 1 INVERURIE LOCOS FC 5 The loco works closed in 1969, right - aren't some of their players getting a bit old? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,101 Posted October 19, 2017 NEXT GAME ... TURRIFF UTD FC v FORT WILLIAM FC Press & Journal Highland League Saturday, 21st October 2017 The Haughs, Turriff 3pm kick-off Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted October 21, 2017 5-0 to the worse; before we get too carried away with such a light defeat I should remind you it's just gone half time 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,101 Posted October 21, 2017 1 hour ago, maryportfuncity said: 5-0 to the worse; before we get too carried away with such a light defeat I should remind you it's just gone half time Not too bad then. Finished with a 6-2 beating. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted October 21, 2017 2 hours ago, Paul Bearer said: Not too bad then. Finished with a 6-2 beating. FFS we drew the second half - great days for the Fort these! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
