Irate Visitors Rage Here, If You Must.

[Windsor 2,233]

hey can join the waiting list after the bastards at my work.

 

An update - the lady in the office (head of the Stuart Clan and keen on patronage) got married last Saturday. The Monday beforehand, the wedding was on. From Tuesday to Wednesday it was off again, and then it was back on from Wedneday until they happy couple gave their vows.

 

Update: after 3 months, the marriage is over. That means the office lady will have lost half a house in Fraserburgh because she stupidly put his name on the deeds.

 

She will also be getting the sack soon (hopefully) because she was telling people in the laundry how much my friend Christopher makes on his current contract. So she will soon be jobless and homeless.

 

 

Windsor my man, what would it do for your own job security if one of your work-mates dropped in here and clocked your post?

 

I don't really care.

[maryportfuncity 10,661]

OOH, you rebel.

 

Go well

[CarolAnn 926]

hey can join the waiting list after the bastards at my work.

 

An update - the lady in the office (head of the Stuart Clan and keen on patronage) got married last Saturday. The Monday beforehand, the wedding was on. From Tuesday to Wednesday it was off again, and then it was back on from Wedneday until they happy couple gave their vows.

 

Update: after 3 months, the marriage is over. That means the office lady will have lost half a house in Fraserburgh because she stupidly put his name on the deeds.

 

She will also be getting the sack soon (hopefully) because she was telling people in the laundry how much my friend Christopher makes on his current contract. So she will soon be jobless and homeless.

 

 

Windsor my man, what would it do for your own job security if one of your work-mates dropped in here and clocked your post?

 

I don't really care.

 

Can they read?

[BrunoBrimley 86]

I must tell you that your open-up page is rather a wasterul in the space usage department and not at all honest.

 

It states that one can view the 20 top posters of the day, yet there are rarely 20 names listed. Is this a joke, an oversight or a sign of recessionary times?

[Guest Disgusted]

I suppose that now the internet has been invented we have to put up with this sort of garbage.

 

I think you must all have really tiny insensitive minds probably best limited to filling the empty spaces on these pages

[Lard Bazaar 3,800]

I suppose that now the internet has been invented we have to put up with this sort of garbage.

 

I think you must all have really tiny insensitive minds probably best limited to filling the empty spaces on these pages

 

 

So what exactly were you searching for on the internet when you came across this site?

[Monoclinic 39]

I suppose that now the internet has been invented we have to put up with this sort of garbage.

 

I think you must all have really tiny insensitive minds probably best limited to filling the empty spaces on these pages

 

Correct, now f'uck off.

 

Damn, Man also 'invented' the concept freedom of speech, foiled at every turn. Welcome Disgusted, your views are much appreciated.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,220]

I suppose that now the internet has been invented we have to put up with this sort of garbage.

 

I think you must all have really tiny insensitive minds probably best limited to filling the empty spaces on these pages

 

Correct, now f'uck off.

 

Damn, Man also 'invented' the concept freedom of speech, foiled at every turn. Welcome Disgusted, your views are much appreciated.

Its quite unusual for you, dear Monkey, to use expletives when you are so adept in bringing a more reasoned argument to the table.

Your decision to descend to the gutter to rebuff the guest turd has made me go all horny.

If I give you my mobile number, would it be possible for you to give me a call and swear like an illiterate Docker at me?

It wont take more than a few seconds and Id be ever so grateful...

[maryportfuncity 10,661]

I suppose that now the internet has been invented we have to put up with this sort of garbage.

 

Yeah, I find it helps me unwind after a hard-day of animal porn, considering how the US government hid the truth about UFOs and swapping e-mails with my fellow racist bigots.

[honez 79]

I suppose that now the internet has been invented we have to put up with this sort of garbage.

Good to see you move with the times there, Disgusted.

Seeing how this fancy new-fangled Internet is quickly filling up with vulgar filth, perhaps you might like to investigate another new source of home-based entertainment. I believe it's called tele-vision or somesuch.

Better be quick though, before any family-oriented music-hall type light entertainment is taken over by soft core porn-filled, US-centric, violence-based crime pseudo-dramas.

 

[edit]D'oh. Too late.

[Guest Disgusted]

I suppose that now the internet has been invented we have to put up with this sort of garbage.

Good to see you move with the times there, Disgusted.

Seeing how this fancy new-fangled Internet is quickly filling up with vulgar filth, perhaps you might like to investigate another new source of home-based entertainment. I believe it's called tele-vision or somesuch.

Better be quick though, before any family-oriented music-hall type light entertainment is taken over by soft core porn-filled, US-centric, violence-based crime pseudo-dramas.

 

[edit]D'oh. Too late.

 

How typical that you should pick on television as your example of home-based entertainment rather than a good book or newspaper. Speaks volumes. For your information I did rent a television to see what it was like but returned it the next day despairing at the poor quality of the broadcast material.

[honez 79]

I suppose that now the internet has been invented we have to put up with this sort of garbage.

Good to see you move with the times there, Disgusted.

Seeing how this fancy new-fangled Internet is quickly filling up with vulgar filth, perhaps you might like to investigate another new source of home-based entertainment. I believe it's called tele-vision or somesuch.

Better be quick though, before any family-oriented music-hall type light entertainment is taken over by soft core porn-filled, US-centric, violence-based crime pseudo-dramas.

 

[edit]D'oh. Too late.

How typical that you should pick on television as your example of home-based entertainment rather than a good book or newspaper. Speaks volumes. For your information I did rent a television to see what it was like but returned it the next day despairing at the poor quality of the broadcast material.

I picked television as an example of an entertainment system that "has been invented" recently. Unless you really are some sort of complete ignoramus -- which appears to be a distinct possibility -- you would probably already be aware that the printed word was not invented recently.

And if you think television is my home-based entertainment method of choice, then that speaks volumes for you. I can assure you it is not.

[Monoclinic 39]

I suppose that now the internet has been invented we have to put up with this sort of garbage.

Good to see you move with the times there, Disgusted.

Seeing how this fancy new-fangled Internet is quickly filling up with vulgar filth, perhaps you might like to investigate another new source of home-based entertainment. I believe it's called tele-vision or somesuch.

Better be quick though, before any family-oriented music-hall type light entertainment is taken over by soft core porn-filled, US-centric, violence-based crime pseudo-dramas.

 

[edit]D'oh. Too late.

How typical that you should pick on television as your example of home-based entertainment rather than a good book or newspaper. Speaks volumes. For your information I did rent a television to see what it was like but returned it the next day despairing at the poor quality of the broadcast material.

I picked television as an example of an entertainment system that "has been invented" recently. Unless you really are some sort of complete ignoramus, you would probably already be aware that the printed word was not invented recently.

And if you think television is my home-based entertainment method of choice, then this speaks volumes for you. I can assure you it is absolutely not.

 

Mind it depends on what timescale, time being relative or summat. Early work on transmitting visual images began in the late 19th century perhaps before JLB was born. To me and my 30ish years that's a long time, I wouldn't call it a recent invention. However as you say the printed word, Gutenberg or Chinese, had been around far longer, though on the scale of the formation of the Earth, evolution of Man etc perhaps it is a recent invention. Perhaps the Higgs Boson will come to sort it out.

 

By the way, not wanting to kill your avatar or anything but what is your home-based entertainment method of choice? Sharing might give LFN something to go on ;-)

[Guest Disgusted]

I suppose that now the internet has been invented we have to put up with this sort of garbage.

Good to see you move with the times there, Disgusted.

Seeing how this fancy new-fangled Internet is quickly filling up with vulgar filth, perhaps you might like to investigate another new source of home-based entertainment. I believe it's called tele-vision or somesuch.

Better be quick though, before any family-oriented music-hall type light entertainment is taken over by soft core porn-filled, US-centric, violence-based crime pseudo-dramas.

 

[edit]D'oh. Too late.

How typical that you should pick on television as your example of home-based entertainment rather than a good book or newspaper. Speaks volumes. For your information I did rent a television to see what it was like but returned it the next day despairing at the poor quality of the broadcast material.

I picked television as an example of an entertainment system that "has been invented" recently. Unless you really are some sort of complete ignoramus -- which appears to be a distinct possibility -- you would probably already be aware that the printed word was not invented recently.

And if you think television is my home-based entertainment method of choice, then that speaks volumes for you. I can assure you it is not.

 

Yes honez you are quite right, my mistake. Although not any sort of ignoramus (my IQ is well into triple figures) I think I'm already in over-my-head here. I certainly wasn't expecting such a well crafted and well directed riposte and as I have no television, will be spending the next few minutes searching out an apt and amusing "e-m-o-t-i-c-o-n" with which to end this post......

 

aaaah here's the one *swivel on this you mvtherfvcker*

[Tuber Mirum 125]

..blah..

 

 

Mind it depends on what timescale, time being relative or summat. Early work on transmitting visual images began in the late 19th century perhaps before JLB was born. To me and my 30ish years that's a long time, I wouldn't call it a recent invention. However as you say the printed word, Gutenberg or Chinese, had been around far longer, though on the scale of the formation of the Earth, evolution of Man etc perhaps it is a recent invention. Perhaps the Higgs Boson will come to sort it out.

 

By the way, not wanting to kill your avatar or anything but what is your home-based entertainment method of choice? Sharing might give LFN something to go on ;-)

 

Particularly if it turns out to be a toilet.

[themaninblack 2,112]

I suppose that now the internet has been invented we have to put up with this sort of garbage.

Good to see you move with the times there, Disgusted.

Seeing how this fancy new-fangled Internet is quickly filling up with vulgar filth, perhaps you might like to investigate another new source of home-based entertainment. I believe it's called tele-vision or somesuch.

Better be quick though, before any family-oriented music-hall type light entertainment is taken over by soft core porn-filled, US-centric, violence-based crime pseudo-dramas.

 

[edit]D'oh. Too late.

How typical that you should pick on television as your example of home-based entertainment rather than a good book or newspaper. Speaks volumes. For your information I did rent a television to see what it was like but returned it the next day despairing at the poor quality of the broadcast material.

I picked television as an example of an entertainment system that "has been invented" recently. Unless you really are some sort of complete ignoramus -- which appears to be a distinct possibility -- you would probably already be aware that the printed word was not invented recently.

And if you think television is my home-based entertainment method of choice, then that speaks volumes for you. I can assure you it is not.

 

Yes honez you are quite right, my mistake. Although not any sort of ignoramus (my IQ is well into triple figures) I think I'm already in over-my-head here. I certainly wasn't expecting such a well crafted and well directed riposte and as I have no television, will be spending the next few minutes searching out an apt and amusing "e-m-o-t-i-c-o-n" with which to end this post......

 

aaaah here's the one *swivel on this you mvtherfvcker*

 

..and with that final line Disgusted clambered off his high horse.

[honez 79]

I suppose that now the internet has been invented we have to put up with this sort of garbage.

Good to see you move with the times there, Disgusted.

Seeing how this fancy new-fangled Internet is quickly filling up with vulgar filth, perhaps you might like to investigate another new source of home-based entertainment. I believe it's called tele-vision or somesuch.

Better be quick though, before any family-oriented music-hall type light entertainment is taken over by soft core porn-filled, US-centric, violence-based crime pseudo-dramas.

 

[edit]D'oh. Too late.

How typical that you should pick on television as your example of home-based entertainment rather than a good book or newspaper. Speaks volumes. For your information I did rent a television to see what it was like but returned it the next day despairing at the poor quality of the broadcast material.

I picked television as an example of an entertainment system that "has been invented" recently. Unless you really are some sort of complete ignoramus -- which appears to be a distinct possibility -- you would probably already be aware that the printed word was not invented recently.

And if you think television is my home-based entertainment method of choice, then that speaks volumes for you. I can assure you it is not.

 

Yes honez you are quite right, my mistake. Although not any sort of ignoramus (my IQ is well into triple figures) I think I'm already in over-my-head here. I certainly wasn't expecting such a well crafted and well directed riposte and as I have no television, will be spending the next few minutes searching out an apt and amusing "e-m-o-t-i-c-o-n" with which to end this post......

 

aaaah here's the one *swivel on this you mvtherfvcker*

..and with that final line Disgusted clambered off his high horse.

and I shall clamber back on my toilet for another fun-filled day of home-based entertainment.

Now, where's that copy of Razzle?

 

PS It's generally frowned upon to count a leading zero.

[Guest Disgusted]

I suppose that now the internet has been invented we have to put up with this sort of garbage.

Good to see you move with the times there, Disgusted.

Seeing how this fancy new-fangled Internet is quickly filling up with vulgar filth, perhaps you might like to investigate another new source of home-based entertainment. I believe it's called tele-vision or somesuch.

Better be quick though, before any family-oriented music-hall type light entertainment is taken over by soft core porn-filled, US-centric, violence-based crime pseudo-dramas.

 

[edit]D'oh. Too late.

How typical that you should pick on television as your example of home-based entertainment rather than a good book or newspaper. Speaks volumes. For your information I did rent a television to see what it was like but returned it the next day despairing at the poor quality of the broadcast material.

I picked television as an example of an entertainment system that "has been invented" recently. Unless you really are some sort of complete ignoramus -- which appears to be a distinct possibility -- you would probably already be aware that the printed word was not invented recently.

And if you think television is my home-based entertainment method of choice, then that speaks volumes for you. I can assure you it is not.

 

Yes honez you are quite right, my mistake. Although not any sort of ignoramus (my IQ is well into triple figures) I think I'm already in over-my-head here. I certainly wasn't expecting such a well crafted and well directed riposte and as I have no television, will be spending the next few minutes searching out an apt and amusing "e-m-o-t-i-c-o-n" with which to end this post......

 

aaaah here's the one *swivel on this you mvtherfvcker*

..and with that final line Disgusted clambered off his high horse.

and I shall clamber back on my toilet for another fun-filled day of home-based entertainment.

Now, where's that copy of Razzle?

 

PS It's generally frowned upon to count a leading zero.

 

PS As you appear so interested in semantics, I feel I should point out that as "double digit" implies a number within the range 10 to 99, so "triple digit" implies a number within the range 100 to 999. Leading zeroes are never implied in this instance. If the concept of implication is so hard for you to grasp I would suggest starting off more gently with a word game from the television or perhaps "The Sun" newspaper.

[Magere Hein 1,400]

[Frantic snippage ahead]

Unless you really are some sort of complete ignoramus -- which appears to be a distinct possibility -- you would probably already be aware that the printed word was not invented recently.

Although not any sort of ignoramus (my IQ is well into triple figures) I think I'm already in over-my-head here.

..and with that final line Disgusted clambered off his high horse.

and I shall clamber back on my toilet for another fun-filled day of home-based entertainment.

Now, where's that copy of Razzle?

 

PS It's generally frowned upon to count a leading zero.

PS As you appear so interested in semantics, I feel I should point out that as "double digit" implies a number within the range 10 to 99, so "triple digit" implies a number within the range 100 to 999. Leading zeroes are never implied in this instance. If the concept of implication is so hard for you to grasp I would suggest starting off more gently with a word game from the television or perhaps "The Sun" newspaper.

As we're mincing words anyway, I'd like to add that high intelligence in a person, whichever way expressed in numbers, doesn't mean that person isn't an ignoramus.

 

regards,

Hein

[Terminator 13]

I suppose that now the internet has been invented we have to put up with this sort of garbage.

Good to see you move with the times there, Disgusted.

Seeing how this fancy new-fangled Internet is quickly filling up with vulgar filth, perhaps you might like to investigate another new source of home-based entertainment. I believe it's called tele-vision or somesuch.

Better be quick though, before any family-oriented music-hall type light entertainment is taken over by soft core porn-filled, US-centric, violence-based crime pseudo-dramas.

 

[edit]D'oh. Too late.

How typical that you should pick on television as your example of home-based entertainment rather than a good book or newspaper. Speaks volumes. For your information I did rent a television to see what it was like but returned it the next day despairing at the poor quality of the broadcast material.

I picked television as an example of an entertainment system that "has been invented" recently. Unless you really are some sort of complete ignoramus -- which appears to be a distinct possibility -- you would probably already be aware that the printed word was not invented recently.

And if you think television is my home-based entertainment method of choice, then that speaks volumes for you. I can assure you it is not.

 

Yes honez you are quite right, my mistake. Although not any sort of ignoramus (my IQ is well into triple figures) I think I'm already in over-my-head here. I certainly wasn't expecting such a well crafted and well directed riposte and as I have no television, will be spending the next few minutes searching out an apt and amusing "e-m-o-t-i-c-o-n" with which to end this post......

 

aaaah here's the one *swivel on this you mvtherfvcker*

..and with that final line Disgusted clambered off his high horse.

and I shall clamber back on my toilet for another fun-filled day of home-based entertainment.

Now, where's that copy of Razzle?

 

PS It's generally frowned upon to count a leading zero.

 

PS As you appear so interested in semantics, I feel I should point out that as "double digit" implies a number within the range 10 to 99, so "triple digit" implies a number within the range 100 to 999. Leading zeroes are never implied in this instance. If the concept of implication is so hard for you to grasp I would suggest starting off more gently with a word game from the television or perhaps "The Sun" newspaper.

You said "triple figures"...a zero is a figure....perhaps you've more than one leading zero in your triple??

[Tuber Mirum 125]

................

PS As you appear so interested in semantics, I feel I should point out that as "double digit" implies a number within the range 10 to 99, so "triple digit" implies a number within the range 100 to 999. Leading zeroes are never implied in this instance. If the concept of implication is so hard for you to grasp I would suggest starting off more gently with a word game from the television or perhaps "The Sun" newspaper.

 

It's "newspaper" that should be in inverted commas, not "The Sun".

 

I mean even without the use of capital letters, the context alone should be enough for most people to know you mean Mr. Murdoch's crappy populistic publication and not that big scary ball of fire up in the sky.

[Monoclinic 39]

As we're mincing words anyway, I'd like to add that high intelligence in a person, whichever way expressed in numbers, doesn't mean that person isn't an ignoramus.

 

regards,

Hein

 

Carole Vordeman has a large one, apparently, however she only got a Douglas Hurd, allegedly. Then there's Banshees who'd have us believe he has a large one too.

 

Is the IQ test in fact all just a crock of sh*te? I noticed the ones on Fuckfacebook are far easier to score higher in. There are far too many rogue testers out there, perhaps disgusted has fallen foul of one?

[Godot 149]

As we're mincing words anyway, I'd like to add that high intelligence in a person, whichever way expressed in numbers, doesn't mean that person isn't an ignoramus.

 

regards,

Hein

 

Carole Vordeman has a large one, apparently, however she only got a Douglas Hurd, allegedly. Then there's Banshees who'd have us believe he has a large one too.

 

Is the IQ test in fact all just a crock of sh*te? I noticed the ones on Fuckfacebook are far easier to score higher in. There are far too many rogue testers out there, perhaps disgusted has fallen foul of one?

I think it's no more than a measure of confidence for those who feel they need to know their IQ. Howard Gardner suggests that there are many types of intelligence. For example David Bekcham might be said to have a high footballing IQ.

[Guest Disgusted]

As we're mincing words anyway, I'd like to add that high intelligence in a person, whichever way expressed in numbers, doesn't mean that person isn't an ignoramus.

 

regards,

Hein

 

Carole Vordeman has a large one, apparently, however she only got a Douglas Hurd, allegedly. Then there's Banshees who'd have us believe he has a large one too.

 

Is the IQ test in fact all just a crock of sh*te? I noticed the ones on Fuckfacebook are far easier to score higher in. There are far too many rogue testers out there, perhaps disgusted has fallen foul of one?

I think it's no more than a measure of confidence for those who feel they need to know their IQ. Howard Gardner suggests that there are many types of intelligence. For example David Bekcham might be said to have a high footballing IQ.

 

Yes, like Fred West had a good DIY IQ and Hitler had a good road building IQ. It all depends on where you're concentrating your efforts. Idiot.

[Lard Bazaar 3,800]

As we're mincing words anyway, I'd like to add that high intelligence in a person, whichever way expressed in numbers, doesn't mean that person isn't an ignoramus.

 

regards,

Hein

 

Carole Vordeman has a large one, apparently, however she only got a Douglas Hurd, allegedly. Then there's Banshees who'd have us believe he has a large one too.

 

Is the IQ test in fact all just a crock of sh*te? I noticed the ones on Fuckfacebook are far easier to score higher in. There are far too many rogue testers out there, perhaps disgusted has fallen foul of one?

I think it's no more than a measure of confidence for those who feel they need to know their IQ. Howard Gardner suggests that there are many types of intelligence. For example David Bekcham might be said to have a high footballing IQ.

 

Yes, like Fred West had a good DIY IQ and Hitler had a good road building IQ. It all depends on where you're concentrating your efforts. Idiot.

 

For someone who is disgusted at this site you're spending an awful lot of time here.

 

Idiot.