Irate Visitors Rage Here, If You Must.

[time 8,602]

Hey there, your favourite troll from the '2012 list of trolls' is back for another few minutes.

 

Godot - lots of respectful backslaps to you for your hearty reply. I can sense your enormous relief at replying to a normal person at last. I have to say, you haven't changed one little bit! Hee heee....*evil, deadly grin* If only you'd put as much effort into Googling "Knitting for Hamsters" as you did feeding the troll, you'd have discovered that this website is not the only one punching well above its capabilities. Ok, I'll humour you - but only to brighten up this morbid, macabre, yet dull atmosphere (and you're all as bad as each other. I'm feeling much less tolerant today. Shame on you for being a member). Here you are:

 

http://www.knittingh...ead.php?t=58279

 

Here's a disturbing snapshot, for all those who don't trust me.

 

ok, so i wasn't allowed to have hamsters as a child, but i've done my reading and i know they like bedding, read that tissues and paper towels and such are good, but NOT to use wool (like roving wool i take it) or fluffy cottons because it can clog their GI system and get stuck in their cheeks and feet... i was wanting to knit her a) a blanket and some kind of hamster hammock for the habitat.... does anyone know if this is just an all around bad idea or if maybe cotton yarn would be okay since it's not the fluff stuff she could easily eat or would acrylics be safe? anybody know?

 

And, let me present, "Hamsters in Hats": ~ Note their campaign against fluffy bedding ~ It's important.

http://www.stargazy....hamstersinhats/

 

So, sorry, buddy. You have been quite truly, literally and authentically compared to other freaks on the Internet (albeit in my own worrying mind). To confirm - so there can be no grey areas - I am saying that you lot are equally as scary as these fine exhibits and perfect comparitive material for the next freaky/nutty website I happen to wander into via Google's inadequacies...(and not my natural leanings because they are all borderline): "Hey, you weirdos, you'll never guess how weird you all are. You're as weird as this bunch of Celebrity Death Fans. No, really. I just hope you're still active and I'm not too late".

 

 

Syd - it's a shame that I've wasted a lot of my lunch break on Godot, as I feel you're the true brains of this outfit. Thanks for your post. It would all make sense except for one thing - if you look closely enough, you can find websites that uphold all of the worthy, satirical, irreverent, aspects of death, celebrity, etc, that don't endlessly have to scrape the bottom of the barrel (possibly out of desperation, possibly just to stir - who knows?). You see, once first impressions are that dire, you stretch your credibility, push away those with a hint of conscience and then the baying mob takes over. If it only feels interesting to be here when its purile, childlike or off-topic, then that creates a doomed paradox. To be fully immersed in an activity, you have to take seriously its main principles. Anyone seeking enlightenment and something a bit big and clever - as well as inane banality -- yes, we all seek a bit of that -- will shudder at what is generally disregarded by producing a carefully considered list, sitting back, and hoping...even making it a pastime...and then gleaming with joy, anticipating the banter, because they actually died. OMG, YAY!

 

Sorry, but for me to relax here, I'd have to feel I could wholly defend its vulgar intrinsics. This doesn't mean I couldn't otherwise (without prior imagining them dead) add to the topic of any renown individual passing away. And I do loathe a lot of celebrities...while standing in awe of many human achievements...Go humans!! Yes, I can see those sideline elements existing here; they are fine by me.

 

And so we've come full circle...and I'm bitterly disappointed in you all.

 

All? Even me? Well now, how can I cope with such a crushing indictment? I know, I'll ignore it.

 

Got to say though, someone who googles 'deaths in 2011' just because they are bored, then repeatedly comes back trolling probably has more to worry about socially than I do.

[sympathyforthedevil 11]

Is this notaguest again?

[Magere Hein 1,400]

Sorry, but for me to relax here, I'd have to feel I could wholly defend its vulgar intrinsics. This doesn't mean I couldn't otherwise (without prior imagining them dead) add to the topic of any renown individual passing away. And I do loathe a lot of celebrities...while standing in awe of many human achievements...Go humans!! Yes, I can see those sideline elements existing here; they are fine by me.

 

You don't have to.

 

You don't have to read DeathList forum, you don't have to post on it. Yet you do both, while you claim to loathe the forum. I conclude from that that you subscribe to the "Do as I say, not as I do" school of ethical education. That, or that you're simply lying. Or both.

 

People who do either get little respect from me.

 

regards,

Hein

[Toast 16,140]

1 Thessalonians 5:20

[Guest Guest]

Time - Nah, I'm just your average person, who, whilst watching a review of the year on the TV, realises just how much of 2011 has escaped them. Busy schedules and all that. Wow, Susannah York died? I missed that. Must look up from my paperwork now and again. Cue me waiting in all day (as previously mentioned). I find I've got a spare moment..I think I'll catch up on this. I wouldn't want to be in a social situation, declare something insightful about a noteworthy person, just to be told they died last year. That might appear ignorant or something. But I find this site early on in my quest.

 

The repeated trolling (no overstatement there) arises from me trying to figure out the kind of people gripped by this topic, rather than concerning the topic itself. I've grasped the fact that people die, famous ones included. As I said, this bores me - now that I know who died last year - but the weirdos here? It's interesting. If you knew what I did for a living...

 

I'll be gone soon, don't worry. I know it's almost impossible to add comments or criticisms about how people waste their time, without being badgered yourself about the time wasted in doing so...even if it takes me a handful of minutes to share my opinion. If I wasn't sure of the appropriateness and correctness then I wouldn't...But, darn, I'm sure I'm on good ground here.

 

 

Hein - I question the logic of goading guests to offer their opinion (about a website that surely expects to get people's backs up) when you're not prepared for a bit of grief back. Yeah, I don't need my choice in all of this explaining. I'm hardly going to disappear just because it's inconvenient to you or anyone else. You have created a website that deals with death insensitively. Bingo. Since so many choose to waste time here because they "have nothing better to do", any troll with nothing better to do might as well take aim at you. It might be a bit mean, but it's not as horrible as aiming *my* pastime on a Justin Beiber forum full of sweet, innocent brats merely because he has no talent whatsoever. That's more harmless than this and the kids are somewhat regular.

[Toast 16,140]

I'll be gone soon, don't worry.

 

Any chance of a UK obit, do you think?

[Guest Guest]

I'll be gone soon, don't worry.

 

Any chance of a UK obit, do you think?

 

Actually, now that you mention it. I believe I am probably a household name....

I'm in good health right now, but there is heart disease in the family...dun, dun, dun,...dramatic pause...

Then the roar of laughter just hits you!!

[Magere Hein 1,400]

Hein - I question the logic of goading guests to offer their opinion (about a website that surely expects to get people's backs up) when you're not prepared for a bit of grief back.

 

Guest (and members) can post pretty much what they want, including criticism of the forum and its members. I don't mind. I even don't mind to read posts along the lines of "YOUR ALL WANKERS!!!!!!" Especially when written with the literacy of a parrot, such posts are part of the joy I get from reading this forum.

 

I fail to understand why a reader, who has sufficient intellectual talent to write a message without obvious spelling errors and who accidentally finds this forum, feels the need to post anonymously about the moral quality of the members, rather than to shrug and continue his trawl through the Internet.

 

With regard to my love for DeathList I'd like to say this. It's an acquired taste. I've had a vivid interest in many things related to death from a young age. I've read newspaper obits since I can read, I regularly visit cemeteries, including ones no relatives of mine are buried in and I rarely miss a funeral. I can't remember what search on the Internet brought me here, but I enjoyed reading the forum from the start and I joined after only a month of lurking.

 

You claim:

 

You have created a website that deals with death insensitively.

 

That is your opinion. An opinion I respect, but don't share. We may handle death and celebrities without respect and possibly in bad taste, but, to the best of my knowledge, most members are quite aware, and sensitive, of the loss that death brings to all, including the relatives and friends of the subjects of our discussions.

 

regards,

Hein

[Estuarian Float 97]

Will I ever be relieved of my warn status?

 

 

honez...

[Windsor 2,233]

Will I ever be relieved of my warn status?

 

 

honez...

 

honez may be dead...so you could be waiting for a while.

[Lard Bazaar 3,799]

Big long sentences and intelligent posts are lovely, but they don't always stop one sounding like a bit of a cock.

 

Bring back the 'ur all sik fukin weerdos and deserv to catch cancer of the face'. Much more fun.

[Guest Jamie Heart]

Whoever came up with these death lists are sick and need to be locked up and the key thrown away. No wonder the world is in the mess it's in. People like you have nothing better to do than to put this garbage of sheer negativity and evil out there for all the world to see. What happens when our name is on that list? People like ou don't care about other people's feelings. You are one of the reasons that abortion was made legal.This is absolutely disgusting and it houldn't be allowed to even take up space on line. ou have no conscience.

[Spade_Cooley 9,527]

Whoever came up with these death lists are sick and need to be locked up and the key thrown away. No wonder the world is in the mess it's in. People like you have nothing better to do than to put this garbage of sheer negativity and evil out there for all the world to see. What happens when our name is on that list? People like ou don't care about other people's feelings. You are one of the reasons that abortion was made legal.This is absolutely disgusting and it houldn't be allowed to even take up space on line. ou have no conscience.

 

[Paul Bearer 6,102]

Whoever came up with these death lists are sick and need to be locked up and the key thrown away. No wonder the world is in the mess it's in. People like you have nothing better to do than to put this garbage of sheer negativity and evil out there for all the world to see. What happens when our name is on that list? People like ou don't care about other people's feelings. You are one of the reasons that abortion was made legal.This is absolutely disgusting and it houldn't be allowed to even take up space on line. ou have no conscience.

 

Hoorayyyyyyyyyyyyy! Our first drive-by ranter for years! (Well, it feels like years)

Edited February 12, 2012 by Paul Bearer
last 3 posts merged with the correct thread.

[Toast 16,140]

I was expecting it to be a Whitney fan, but apparently not. Well, could be, I spose.

[Lard Bazaar 3,799]

Disappointing, frankly. Not enough spelling and grammar errors to be a proper ranter, and certainly not enough 'you all deserve to be shot in the face'. B minus, could do better.

[Windsor 2,233]

What happens when our name is on that list?

 

Well...nothing really.

Besides, you don't meet the criteria.

[Guest Daedsponk]

Lol - guys, you know you always remove any messages that hit home, I've seen it time after time, stop being pansies and face up to it.

 

Look, as a founding member of this site for sure I like death, I like killing things, I like wanking over gravestones - in short, it makes my balls tight.  But we shouldn't be ashamed, and this is why I think as appointed representative of this place I am going to big us up good.

 

My idea is this - any murder, celebrity, random nutter, fuck it, kids are what we like the best, I'm going to drop a wee note as "Deathlist Rules" under the story with a link to our homepage.  The BBC, Daily Mail, The Sun forum - dudes, we are going to be famous, plus we'll get loads more members who are into graves like us.  We are going to be heroes!

 

I think this big promo push will put us on the map, and the girls (dead we hope lol) (we like to fuck corpses) will flock to our fat asses.

 

I'm just checking first if anyone has any opinion whether my title should be "founder of The Deathlist" or "Co-founder of The Deathlist"? I'm looking forward to speaking for us, and I think I'm safe in saying my IP address can't be blocked remotely by you to other sites.  Saying that, you can't block it for this one one lol!

 

Anyway corpsefuckers, let me know what you think and we'll see what we can do.

 

Cheers!

 

Deadsponk

[Lard Bazaar 3,799]

Lol - I didn't read any further than this because textspeak = knob end.

[Guest Guest]

Lol - I didn't read any further than this because textspeak = knob end.

 

Yes you did you lying chubber.  You may be old but I'm sure even your dopey ass can contemplate the basics.  My name when I point future members to our site will be Lard Bazaar, but for sure if they don't write in the formal queen's you won't understand anyway so nowt to worry about bigboy - just a familiar title for when they see me there, and then find you here xxx

[Magere Hein 1,400]

Lol - guys, you know you always remove any messages that hit home, I've seen it time after time, stop being pansies and face up to it.

 

Actually, we rarely do. We occasionally remove troll posts like yours, but that's when a moderator thinks it's in bad taste.

 

Look, as a founding member of this site

 

Don't lie, troll. Founding members of this forum post from well known IP addresses. You don't.

 

My idea is this - any murder, celebrity, random nutter, fuck it, kids are what we like the best, I'm going to drop a wee note as "Deathlist Rules" under the story with a link to our homepage.

 

By all means do what you like, troll, there's no way of stopping you.

 

What's "our homepage"? You can't be meaning deathlist.net, as you're not one of them.

 

I'm just checking first if anyone has any opinion whether my title should be "founder of The Deathlist" or "Co-founder of The Deathlist"?

 

If we needed more proof of your being a troill: here it is. Guests don't have titles.

 

Now please FOAD, troll.

 

regards,

Hein

[Lard Bazaar 3,799]

Lol - I didn't read any further than this because textspeak = knob end.

 

Yes you did you lying chubber. You may be old but I'm sure even your dopey ass can contemplate the basics. My name when I point future members to our site will be Lard Bazaar, but for sure if they don't write in the formal queen's you won't understand anyway so nowt to worry about bigboy - just a familiar title for when they see me there, and then find you here xxx

 

The basics? The basics being that anyone that uses the phrase 'lol' is a twat. And just for the record, my ass is far from dopey. Fat, white, malodorous, and even spotty sometimes, but dopey? Never.

[Toast 16,140]

Plus he thinks you're a bloke, Lardy.

 

so nowt to worry about bigboy

[time 8,602]

I like wanking

 

You got one thing right anyway.

[Lard Bazaar 3,799]

Plus he thinks you're a bloke, Lardy.

 

so nowt to worry about bigboy

 

Well, my cock is clearly bigger than his.