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my daily mantra from AMAB (All Men Are Bastards!)

 

..........................................

 

And such a nice bloke too.

 

The end.

So they are not then!

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Ah HAAAA!

 

Bugger!

 

Well maybe he seemed nice, but then I didn't know him properly!! It's a defence mechanism - keep men at arm's distance, or cattle prod distance, treat 'em with caution & keep one eye semi-closed to let them know you're weighing up their bastard potential.

 

But yes he seemed nice, or maybe it's coz he's dead I like to tell myself he was nice?

 

Suppose he could've been a nice bastard?

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So to summarise "all men are bastards"...

 

...apart from the drunk dead guy, impaled through the glass door

...and Pete D of course - that goes without saying

 

Exceptions proving the rule...? :(

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Amanda, have you greased your nipples lately? I'm surprised that Josco hadn't mentioned this when considering what to do with the problem motor vehicle.

 

Just a thought.

 

DWB :(

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Greased nipples?! (blushing, though could be due to the large quantity of champagne consumed?)

 

Of course Peter D is not a bastard ... I like to think of him as mislead, confused, lost... blah blah blah! Must say, he does look lovely in the papers recently... those 6 days of police confinement look to have done him the world of good! Let's hope they whip this Naltrexone implant in ASAP, though does it have same effects for crack as well as smack?

 

Notice BBC correspondent or something lady got shot in Somalia. V.sad.

 

Kind of give up on car. Going to continue being the typical girl i.e. he looks bloody good and he's still going, so why worry? And damn he's lovely looking. Just wish he was the VR6, but you can't have everything!

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Champagne ?

 

Anyway, your car - could be the rear wheel bearings. I'd get it checked, else you'll grind to halt, literally.

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Bugger. Would it get better if I had no-one in the back ever? Bugger arse bugger.

 

Champagne due to leaving England and now in Wales.

 

And how is Wales? Treating me good! Had nice food, drinks, good company etc! And I HAVE EMAIL! Bloody great!!!!!!!!!!

 

Been a long day, car threatened to blow up a few times on the way over, but we're still here.... keep you all (who-ever's interested) tomorrow.

 

Bye, kissy kissy xxxxxxxx

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Bugger. Would it get better if I had no-one in the back ever? Bugger arse bugger.

 

Would it even be possible?

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Very possible, surely?

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After Being Banned in June 04, I'm Weather-Back Thanks to a new IP address.
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Oh I noticed though that you stopped posting very soon after your return and then you disappeared again. Reading through the comments it seemed your were in some way the early version of Iainn

 

Weatherman received a ban because of his ill-thought out responses to postings on the forum. If he didn't agree with the content or views expressed by an individual he was prone to use offensive and derisory language in reply. It was felt by the Moderators that this sort of response did nothing to encourage new users of the forum and could actively discourage people from joining in and enjoying the site.

 

Weatherman is welcome to participate in the forum again but if his behaviour has not improved since June then the Moderators will unfortunately have to step-in once more.

 

DWB :D

 

 

And of even more concern what has happened to Amanda? After she fell in love with Josco's little man she became rather silent most of the time.

 

 

 

I sure wish I had some ice cream here.

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I get an awful grinding horrible noise from the back end... what does anyone reckon this is

 

Cars are a major pain in the arse aren't they?

 

Bugger. Would it get better if I had no-one in the back ever? Bugger arse bugger

 

Bruno - these were 3 separate but successive quotes from Amanda. Wherever she has gone, I assume that she has taken her anal fixation with her.

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When - exactly - was Amanda's last post?

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When - exactly - was Amanda's last post?


Amanda was roaming sometime a few months ago. Rumor scattered through the forums that several moderators had romantic interest in her.

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When - exactly - was Amanda's last post?

 

Dunno when the last post was, but her last visit was 21st May this year.

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Hmm, did the offer of a good night out from one of the mods scare her away for good, or summat?

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That Amanda sounds my kinda brown loving kinda girl, I'm sorry I wasn't around before she got bored of the forum/ kidnapped by a horny mod and locked up in a basement for deviant purposes/ married/ moved to LA to make dirty movies.

 

And is it just me, or is her avatar the horniest avatar ever? There's something about it that makes me go weak at the knees before quickly stiffening my resolve. Is it a bullet, missile or personalised fountain pen? I don't know, but I do know that it's phallic and has her name down the side. So, in Amanda's honour and the hope that such a sacrifice might encourage her back to the fold, I am going to get her name tattooed on my little BHB.

 

Now that, Mister Castle, is dedication.

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If your name for your appendage is - indeed - 'little BHB' you may want to try concocting your own Wrestling name. It amounts to

 

Your name for said part of your anatomy

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Name of some weather phenomena

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Mum's maiden name

 

 

I came out as:

 

Knob Drizzle Black

 

Which I think is the stage after rigour mortis for blokes. I think my wrestling career is doomed.

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I don't give a toss who Amanda was, but I do like the stupid wrestling name thing... mine comes out as Dick Hurricane Salzen. I think it's the mother's maiden name bit that makes it. Like the pornstar name game: your first pet's name and mum's maiden name. Which makes mine Rusty Salzen... horribly feasible.

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I'm still drifting around here every so often - I stopped in today to see how many people have fallen asleep after a very quiet month and a half or so.

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I'm still drifting around here every so often - I stopped in today to see how many people have fallen asleep after a very quiet month and a half or so.

If you're bored, you might want to take this test.

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I'm still drifting around here every so often - I stopped in today to see how many people have fallen asleep after a very quiet month and a half or so.

 

Boredom lurks within the souls of all people. Pleasure usually kicks this so - called state...

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Say what?

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On 16/12/2004 at 21:12, weatherman91 said:

After Being Banned in June 04, I'm Weather-Back Thanks to a new IP address.

 

Wait there's a 6 month step on the ban ladder

 

Why have I only just found this out. Fucking hell.... So much more room to play with. 

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On 17/12/2004 at 15:27, Death Watch Beatle said:

Weatherman received a ban because of his ill-thought out responses to postings on the forum. If he didn't agree with the content or views expressed by an individual he was prone to use offensive and derisory language in reply. It was felt by the Moderators that this sort of response did nothing to encourage new users of the forum and could actively discourage people from joining in and enjoying the site.

 

Imagine that. :blink:

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