Uber vs black cab throwdown thread

[Spade_Cooley 9,519]

Tax-dodging minimum wage paying multinational with drivers who rely solely on satnavs vs Cockney Wanker-esque racists who know the correct route but drive you three miles extra while pushing the meter up.

Also all black cab drivers are police informants.

[Bibliogryphon 9,572]

I hate taking cabs anywhere in the world.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

5 hours ago, Spade_Cooley said:

Tax-dodging minimum wage paying multinational with drivers who rely solely on satnavs vs Cockney Wanker-esque racists who know the correct route but drive you three miles extra while pushing the meter up.

Also all black cab drivers are police informants.

This is why I drive.

[charon 4,943]

All cabbies are indeed touts, stops them getting lifted.

 

Lift drink driving limits and watch the cunts wither.

[themaninblack 2,112]

That is why I take the bus or better still, walk...

[Sir Creep 7,070]

Tried and true.

[TQR 14,387]

On 22/09/2017 at 14:01, Spade_Cooley said:

Tax-dodging minimum wage paying multinational with drivers who rely solely on satnavs vs Cockney Wanker-esque racists who know the correct route but drive you three miles extra while pushing the meter up.

Also all black cab drivers are police informants.

 

Brilliantly though you've sold the pair of them, I think I'll just drive myself.

[Bibliogryphon 9,572]

Wonder if a lot of the people signing the petition to keep Uber are the same people who voted to get out of the EU because of too many migrant workers?

[Rhys 64]

Black Cabs are so damn expensive, where I live it's about £3.50 for a taxi into the town centre

[charon 4,943]

A driverless Uber cab mows down a woman stone dead at a crossing.

 

Once it learns to sexually assault them in lieu of a fare, then its 'game on' with the fast blacks.

 

https://nypost.com/2018/03/19/self-driving-uber-struck-and-killed-woman-crossing-street/amp/