runebomme 377 Posted November 5, 2018 On 03/11/2018 at 23:56, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: is that an anti mine unit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted November 6, 2018 Hmmmm. Next time I'm near Devonshite I may go in here for a pint or six. Even got a personnel carrier in Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,140 Posted November 6, 2018 I hope they gave the recommended donation of (minimum) £3 for each of those poppies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted November 6, 2018 £36 coming from the brave RAF boys then Toastie, as they bomb the shit out a Syrian civilians... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,140 Posted November 6, 2018 No, those aren't the same. But you might enjoy an example of parochial meanness. I left (as requested) some of those poppies at the pub in one of my villages, to be collected by a parish councillor. In the accompanying message I mentioned I had left eight poppies, six for the village signs, one for the church gate and a spare one, with a gentle reminder that the suggested donation was £3 each. Eight threes are 24, I thought, so they're bound to round it up to a pony. He left £18. Clearly he didn't think he needed to pay for the church and the spare. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted November 10, 2018 2 hours ago, charon said: Ayyyyé. Maybe that bottom pic ought to be in the snowflake thread......blacking up. Then again, maybe painting poppies on pigs will have vegans/ the animal liberation front/ pork cracking fans reaching for the valium..... On 01/11/2018 at 20:52, charon said: When you are a shit head ex squadie, and you're wife/boyfriend is wheelchair bound and cannot escape.... Thats the best shit yet! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,530 Posted November 12, 2018 https://metro.co.uk/2018/11/12/man-forced-to-observe-remembrance-day-silence-by-paedophile-hunters-8129712/ As one person points out in the comments, if they were so keen to honour the troops, why didn't they arrange to meet the nonce 10 minutes later? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,608 Posted October 19, 2020 Buy an extra poppy folks. The replies on this are as you might expect 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,140 Posted October 19, 2020 Everybody buys more than one poppy anyway, because by the time Remembrance Sunday rolls around, they will have lost the first one they bought. Anyway I have a binload of them as I am a poppy appeal organiser. A role that was sort of foisted on me, but I don't mind doing it. It involves multiple visits to pubs. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,608 Posted November 3, 2020 Sarfend. https://twitter.com/YourSouthend/status/1323612539041816578 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,140 Posted November 3, 2020 Here's a good one. As Poppy Appeal organisers, we've just been told that we are not to count the contents of our collecting tins at home, as we usually do, as this is regarded as a "social activity" and puts us at risk of catching COVID 19. Instead, we are invited to travel to a "counting centre" (over 30 miles away in my case) which will be "COVID secure"'. I have told them to fuck off with that. The only slight risk I can see is from the cash itself - not that there is likely to be much cash this year - which would be the same wherever we are. Gloves, sanitiser and hand-washing should take care of that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,608 Posted November 11, 2020 (edited) I thought he was joking, but evidently not, Hartlepool United do indeed have a remembrance day shirt, which will be worn at next week's match v Wrexham (sadly, the order date for replicas passed last week, so we're too late). It's produced by Irish firm O'Neill's, which has caused some controversy amongst Irish republicans. Edited November 9, 2021 by time Corrected spelling error and deleted a rogue apostrophe! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,608 Posted October 30, 2021 Poppyroni Pizza (courtesy of twitter https://twitter.com/miffythegamer/status/1454451775109468161) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,140 Posted October 31, 2021 This will be my last Poppy Appeal. I am jacking it in because (among other issues) too much of the money raised is squandered on non-essentials. Looking forward to getting some cupboard space back once I've passed all the tat on to someone else. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted October 31, 2021 12 hours ago, Toast said: This will be my last Poppy Appeal. I am jacking it in because (among other issues) too much of the money raised is squandered on non-essentials. Looking forward to getting some cupboard space back once I've passed all the tat on to someone else. Sounds like the NHS.... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,140 Posted November 9, 2021 Some more here for your delectation. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-59148754 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,608 Posted November 9, 2021 This year more than any other, you need a Captain Sir Tom poppy pin As with all this Captain Tom stuff, his daughter is never far away (the brand manager one, not the other one) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted November 9, 2021 2 hours ago, time said: This year more than any other, you need a Captain Sir Tom poppy pin As with all this Captain Tom stuff, his daughter is never far away (the brand manager one, not the other one) The old fella did his bit, they all need to fuck off now. I assume they have made commemorative coins, plates and mugs of him to be sold in the back pages of The Sun? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,608 Posted November 10 Lest we forget https://www.theargus.co.uk/news/24712787.brighton-bat-ball-unveils-remembrance-sunday-mural/ 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,140 Posted November 10 I nearly didn't make it today. RBL service was in our village so felt I ought to go. Set the alarm for 0900, woke up just before, switched the alarm off and the next thing I knew it was 1015 Rapidly dressed and put face on, fed the dog and took short cut through the fields to arrive at the church as the parade did. Decent turnout. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
