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theoldlady has contacted the Helpdesk and intimated her wish to convert her Red Joker to 2 Hearts.

 

Makes a Pair of 2s for 10 Additional Points.

 

Leaderboard updated.

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Dead So Far:

 

Georg Ratzinger - 1 July

Everton Weekes - 1 July

Earl Cameron - 3 July

Nick Cordero - 5 July

Ennio Morricone - 6 July

Mark Naley - 6 July - No Obit

Johnny Beattie - 9 July

Paik Sun-yup - 10 July 

Judy Dyble - 12 July

Zizi Jeanmaire - 17 July

John Lewis - 17 July

Lone Dybkjaer - 20 July - No Obit

Stuart Wheeler - 23 July

David Hagen - 24 July

Amala Shankar - 24 July - No Obit

John Saxon - 25 July

Olivia de Havilland - 25 July

Lee Teng-hui - 30 July

Sydney Lotterby - 30 July

Wilford Brimley - 1 August

Bob Ryland - 2 August

John Hume - 3 August

Sumner Redstone - 11 August

Hal Singer - 18 August

Frankie Banali - 20 August

"Bullet" Bob Armstrong - 27 August

Pat Smullen - 15 September

Stanley Crouch - 16 September

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - 18 September

Lee Kerslake - 19 September

Michael Lonsdale - 21 September

Jackie Stallone - 21 September

Tommy DeVito - 21 September

Juliette Greco - 23 September

Bob Gibson - 2 October

Mohammad-Reza Shajarian - 8 October

Conchata Ferrell - 12 October

Marge Champion - 21 October

Bruce Reid - 27 October - No Obit

Nobby Stiles - 30 October

Mikhail Zhvenetsky -  6 November - No Obit

Jeanne Little - 7 November

Alex Trebek - 8 November

Peter Sutcliffe - 13 November

Des O'Connor - 14 November

Bhanwarlal Meghwal - 16 November - No Obit

Jan Morris - 20 November

Diego Maradona - 25 November

David Prowse - 28 November

Valery Giscard D'Estaing - 2 December

Chuck Yeagar - 7 December

Barbara Windsor - 10 December

Pierre Cardin - 29 December

 

Sean: 1349 Points (Cordero; Jn Lewis; Wheeler; Teng-hui; Brimley; Hume; Banali; Stiles; Little; Trebek' Windsor) (Sub: Weekes [Q Spades]; Ginsburg [7 Diamonds]) (MD: J[4]; A[6]; S[5]; O[K]; N[Q])

 

Cards Played: Eight of HeartsFour of HeartsJack of SpadesQueen of ClubsEight of SpadesKing of ClubsEight of ClubsJack of DiamondsNine of SpadesSeven of ClubsAce of Diamonds

 

Perhaps: 1246 Points (Ratzinger; Jn Lewis; Teng-hui; Redstone; Banali; Smullen; Gibson; Trebek; D. O'Connor; Prowse) (Sub: Kerslake [K Hearts]; Stiles [J Clubs]) (MD: J[2]; A[5]; S[2]; O[5]; N[K])

 

Cards Played: Three of ClubsSeven of SpadesTen of ClubsSix of SpadesQueen of ClubsTen of SpadesSeven of HeartsEight of HeartsThree of HeartsNine of Hearts

 

Death Impends: 1241 Points (Ratzinger; Jn Lewis; Wheeler; Hagen; Teng-hui; Redstone; Banali; Armstrong; DeVito; Gibson) (Sub: de Havilland [2 Hearts]) (MD: J[8]; A[3]; S[10]; O[10]; N[3])

 

Cards Played: King of HeartsFive of SpadesEight of ClubsTen of SpadesTen of DiamondsSix of DiamondsFour of ClubsJack of DiamondsAce of ClubsQueen of SpadesSeven of Spades

 

An Fear Beag: 1233 Points (Ratzinger; Jn Lewis; Teng-hui; Redstone; Banali; Smullen; Gibson; Stiles; Trebek) (Sub: Cordero [5 Diamonds]) (MD: J[J]; A[6]; S[4]; O[A]; N[3])

 

Cards Played: Jack of ClubsFour of SpadesSeven of HeartsNine of DiamondsTwo of SpadesTen of DiamondsAce of ClubsSeven of SpadesSeven of DiamondsTwo of Clubs

 

Joey Russ: 1230 Points (Ratzinger; Cordero; Dyble; Jn Lewis; Wheeler; Hagen; Teng-hui; Banali; Armstrong; Gibson; Trebek) (MD: J[2]; A[A]; S[5]; O[Q]; N[Q])

 

Cards Played: Queen of HeartsSeven of HeartsAce of HeartsTwo of DiamondsAce of DiamondsKing of HeartsFour of ClubsKing of ClubsEight of SpadesFive of DiamondsSeven of Diamonds

 

Grim Up North: 1074 Points (Cordero; Jn Lewis; Hagen; Banali; Armstrong; Smullen; Kerslake; Stiles; Trebek) (Sub: de Havilland [9 Clubs]) (MD: J[2]; A[8]; S[5]; O[4]; N[J])

 

Cards Played: Six of SpadesFive of ClubsAce of ClubsThree of HeartsEight of SpadesNine of DiamondsFour of ClubsFour of SpadesTwo of Diamonds

 

msc: 988 Points (Ratzinger; Jn Lewis; Wheeler; Hagen; Banali; Armstrong; Singer; Gibson; Trebek) (Sub: Cordero [Q Spades]) (MD: J[K]; A[K]; S[3]; O[4]; N[8])

 

Cards Played: Jack of ClubsKing of HeartsEight of SpadesTen of DiamondsQueen of HeartsQueen of SpadesFive of HeartsThree of HeartsKing of Spades

 

The Quim Reaper: 980 Points (de Havilland; Teng-hui; Hume; Redstone; Banali; Ginsburg; Stiles; Trebek) (Sub: D'Estaing [4 Diamonds]) (MD: J[4]; A[10]; S[4]; O[10]; N[K])

 

Cards Played: Queen of SpadesEight of DiamondsJack of DiamondsJack of ClubsThree of ClubsFour of DiamondsKing of ClubsThree of Spades

 

gcreptile: 948 Points (Ratzinger; Hagen; Banali; Armstrong; Crouch; Kerslake; Shajarian) (Sub: Cordero [A Diamonds]) (MD: J[J]; A [J]; S[Q]; O[9]; N[6])

 

Cards Played: Nine of ClubsNine of SpadesSeven of HeartsTwo of ClubsSeven of SpadesNine of HeartsFive of Diamonds

 

YoungWillz: 865 Points (Morricone; Jn Lewis; Redstone; Ginsburg; Kerslake; Stiles; Trebek; Windsor) (MD: J[K]; A[9]; S[A]; O[8]; N[6])

 

Cards Played: Seven of SpadesTwo of DiamondsFour of SpadesQueen of HeartsThree of DiamondsThree of HeartsAce of DiamondsSix of Hearts

 

DeathByArsenic: 807 Points (Jeanmaire; Lonsdale; Greco; Ferrell; Trebek; D'Estaing; Cardin) (MD: J[10]; A[J]; S[3]; O[9]; N[4])

 

Cards Played: Three of SpadesRed JokerFive of ClubsEight of DiamondsAce of SpadesSix of HeartsAce of Clubs 

 

Captain Chorizo: 805 Points (Ratzinger; Jn Lewis; Hagen; Teng-hui; Banali; Armstrong)(MD: J[6]; A[9]; S[Q]; O[6]; N[7])

 

Cards Played: Two of SpadesJack of DiamondsAce of SpadesSeven of SpadesNine of DiamondsKing of HeartsJack of Clubs

 

Banana: 802 Points (Jn Lewis; Hagen; de Havilland; Teng-hui; Banali; Smullen; Trebek) (Sub: Cordero [J Clubs]) (MD: J[10]; A[10]; S[A]; O[K]; N[9])

 

Cards Played: Five of SpadesQueen of DiamondsThree of HeartsFive of ClubsTwo of ClubsQueen of SpadesSix of Spades

 

theoldlady: 793 Points (Cameron; Jn Lewis; Banali; Stiles; Trebek; Windsor; Cardin) (MD: J[5]; A[4]; S[8]; O[8]; N[3])

 

Cards Played: Ace of HeartsTwo of HeartsThree of DiamondsTwo of SpadesQueen of ClubsNine of ClubsEight of Spades

 

Clorox Bleachman: 665 Points (Ratzinger; Cordero; Jn Lewis; Banali; Armstrong; Trebek) (Sub: Sutcliffe [8 Diamonds]) (MD: J[A]; A[J]; S[J]; O[6]; N[5])

 

Cards Played: Jack of HeartsSeven of SpadesJack of DiamondsTwo of SpadesTen of HeartsThree of Hearts

 

The Old Crem: 662 Points (Cordero; Lewis; de Havilland; Hume; Redstone; Windsor) (Sub: Maradona [2 Spades]) (MD: J[Q]; A[A]; S[8]; O[6]; N[10])

 

Cards Played: Three of SpadesTwo of HeartsSeven of HeartsFour of DiamondsTwo of DiamondsKing of Hearts

 

Yorkshire Banker: 609 Points (Weekes; Beattie; Teng-hui; Banali; Trebek) (Sub: Cameron [Q Diamonds]) (MD: J[9]; A[2]; S[K]; O [6]; N[Q])

 

Cards Played: Red JokerJack of SpadesNine of SpadesAce of ClubsKing of Hearts

 

Great Uncle Bulgaria: 507 Points (Ginsburg; Stallone; Stiles; Windsor) (MD: J[8]; A[3]; S[J];O[A]; N[J])

 

Cards Played: Three of ClubsSeven of DiamondsThree of HeartsJack of Diamonds

 

JoeMoneypenny: 496 Points (Weekes; Sun-yup; Ryland; Windsor) (Sub: Cardin [Q Diamonds]) (MD: J[4]; A [Q]; S[K]; O[2]; N[3])

 

Cards Played: Eight of HeartsFive of SpadesBlack JokerThree of Spades

 

markb4: 477 Points (Jn Lewis; Ginsburg; Trebek; Yeagar) (Sub: de Havilland [6 Diamonds]; Champion [9 Hearts]) (MD: J[8]; A[Q]; S[9]; O[J]; N[2])

 

Cards Played: Ace of ClubsAce of DiamondsFour of ClubsFive of Clubs

 

Miracle Aligner: 436 Points (de Havilland; Stiles; Trebek; D'Estaing) (MD: J[7]; A[2]; S[7]; O[5]; N[10])

 

Cards Played: Three of HeartsAce of Hearts King of HeartsSix of Diamonds

 

Bibliogryphon: 412 Points (Weekes; Jeanmaire; Stallone) (MD: J[A]; A[K]; S[2]; O[K]; N[5])

 

Cards Played: Ace of HeartsSeven of HeartsSeven of Spades

 

Toast: 350 Points (Lotterby; Lonsdale; Morris) (Sub: Stiles [6 Spades]) (MD: J[K]; A[6]; S[9]; O[2]; N[A])

 

Cards Played: Queen of ClubsThree of DiamondsFour of Spades

 

CalebH: 168 Points (Trebek) (Sub: Maradona [K Spades]) (MD: J[Q]; A[10]; S[Q]; O[Q]; N[9])

 

Cards Played: Two of Diamonds

 

Gooseberry Crumble: 54 Points (Sub: Saxon [4 Clubs]) (MD: J[3]; A[9]; S[Q]; O[A]; N[Q])

 

Guy From Future: 41 Points (Sub: Maradona [8 Spades]) (MD: J[4]; A[9]; S[K]; O[2]; N[5])

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Great Uncle Bulgaria has paid a visit to the Helpdesk and decided to convert his Black Joker to 3 Clubs.

 

Makes a Pair of 3s for 10 Additional Points.

 

Leaderboard updated.

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Queue at the Helpdesk been busy.

 

Bibliogryphon converts Red Joker to 7 Hearts. Makes a Pair of 7s - 10 Additional Points.

 

Leaderboard updated.

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Well, David Prowse was a unique hit for Perhaps here, giving his chances A New Hope. This was the card you were looking for (Jedi mind trick)!

 

Bonuses:

 

Straight (6, 7 Spades, 8, 9, 10 Clubs) - 30 Points

Straight (6, 7 Spades, 8, 9, 10 Spades) - 30 Points

Straight (6, 7 Hearts, 8, 9, 10 Clubs) - 30 Points

Straight (6, 7 Hearts, 8, 9, 10 Spades) - 30 Points

 

Total - 120 Additional Points.

 

So, it's no Ewok in the park as the race tightens at the top, with Perhaps moving into second place and tiny points of separation, which could even change those positions at the Card Roulette Table tomorrow.

 

As for my team, help me Obi-Wan...

 

Leaderboard updated.

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We kick off St Andrews Day with an early visit to the Card Roulette Table. The leaderboard above will be updated shortly.

 

THIS IS ALSO A FINAL REMINDER. If you have played a Joker, you have until 23:59 GMT today to let me know. If you need help, PM me, but do not leave it to the last minute as some of these need a bit of working out.

 

Six of Hearts Two of Spades Queen of Spades Five of Spades Jack of Clubs Three of Diamonds Queen of Diamonds Four of Clubs Five of Diamonds Queen of Clubs Eight of Hearts Three of Clubs Three of Hearts Six of Clubs Ace of Spades King of Clubs Queen of Hearts King of Hearts Nine of Spades Ten of Clubs Ten of Hearts Seven of Hearts Five of Clubs Nine of Clubs Jack of Hearts Three of Spades
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Timestamp: 2020-11-30 00:29:27 UTC

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Still nothing in it really, but with Death Impends drawing a low card moves down into third, Perhaps moves into first position and Sean into second.

 

December massacre? Anyway, leaderboard updated and we are all set for the last month of this competition.

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I would like to use my Joker on the ace of spades

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18 minutes ago, CaptainChorizo said:

I would like to use my Joker on the ace of spades

Well, that's what I like to see, a real gambler's choice instead of going for the obvious quick hit!

 

I'll update the leaderboard with your choice, with 5 Points added for a High Card.

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GisCARD D'Estaing dies. Crikey, in a game of cards, the clue was in his name all along!

 

Only Death By Arsenic and Miracle Aligner picked him. No bonuses, leaderboard updated.

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18 minutes ago, YoungWillz said:

GisCARD D'Estaing dies. Crikey, in a game of cards, the clue was in his name all along!

 

Only Death By Arsenic and Miracle Aligner picked him. No bonuses, leaderboard updated.

Giscard discarded?

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He was my sub. Fuck it.

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11 minutes ago, The Quim Reaper said:

He was my sub. Fuck it.

Ah, just noticed.

 

Well you would spell him Valerie....update in a mo.

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3 minutes ago, YoungWillz said:

Ah, just noticed.

 

Well you would spell him Valerie....update in a mo.


No, YOU would :lol:

 

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The Quim Reaper is quite correct - as Grim Up North says, spelling, spelling.

 

Thanks for pointing this out, draws 4 Diamonds for 4 Points added.

 

Leaderboard updated again.

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4 minutes ago, The Quim Reaper said:


No, YOU would :lol:

 

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Well edited good sir, they are cut and pasted from your original submission.

 

Masterlist edited.

 

Take your 4 points.

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Yeagar has Chucked it all in. The wings he has gained now are the stuff of Christian religion.

 

Far as I can see a unique hit for markb4. No bonuses, leaderboard updated.

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Barbara Windsor has stopped Carrying On. Devastating news for some, hits (I said HITS) for others.

 

Hits for YoungWillz; Great Uncle Bulgaria; theoldlady; Joe Moneypenny; Sean and The Old Crem.

 

Bonus:

 

Sean draws an A Diamonds - 5 Additional Points.

 

And with that, Sean catapults his bra into first place with time running out on the compeTITion. (Ok, I couldn't resist!).

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Running my finger down the list, it seems with little to no fanfare and certainly no Qobit, Amala Shankar (a sub for Captain Chorizo) died on 24 July.

 

Do check your lists for those more *ahem" unique picks. If they've died and I don't know about it, I can't award points, can I?

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msc had Bhanwarlal Meghwal who died last month and didn't obit as far as I can see.

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6 hours ago, Perhaps said:

msc had Bhanwarlal Meghwal who died last month and didn't obit as far as I can see.

Thanks!

 

I can't see one either. And with three non-Qobiting team members, in contention for the toilet portrait Hall of Shame this year! I haven't decided though as there's the small matter of no hits on two teams at all, just subs.

 

Just over a fortnight to go mind.

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I have two non-obits in the main team, plus one sub...

...but then I think that in such a more time-limited pool, it's better to increase your numbers, and hope that something sticks.

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6 minutes ago, gcreptile said:

I have two non-obits in the main team, plus one sub...

...but then I think that in such a more time-limited pool, it's better to increase your numbers, and hope that something sticks.

Fair dos, but this casino has a way of punishing that, ha!

 

Totally arbitrary and dare I say random decision of the manager later. First couple of years it was getting your hits in the subs area rather than the main team, last year it was 5 non-Qobiting main team members.

 

This year, not so clear cut. Not that the Hall of Shame is of any consequence mind in the great scheme of things! I will say it's a DDP microcosm, you can have all the guaranteed deaths you like but they have to be picked up first by the runner and second obtain the QO. Here it's much more risky, because the "might Qobit, might not" pick might be the pick that's holding the card you need to make the hands for the big bonuses, and that might cost you the title.

 

Acht, it's only a game so....;)

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Unlike Pierre Cardin, there's life in this game yet!

 

Those who predicted a designer shroud were theoldlady and Death By Arsenic.

 

Bonuses:

 

Death By Arsenic hits A Clubs - 5 Additional Points. Also makes a pair of As - 10 Additional Points - Total - 15 Additional Points. (Probably cursing not converting that Joker).

 

JoeMoneypenny had Cardin as a sub and draws Q Diamonds for 12 Points added.

 

Leaderboard updated.

 

If I have missed any deaths/obits, let me know. Last year was a runaway win, at this rate it will be the Card Roulette table award which might finish it!

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I still think this enjoyable pool deserves to run for a full year.

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