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Which is probably why Lard and co don't give a shit. If it was down their neck of the woods then they would. A bit. Leicester should milk this for all it's worth. Message to Nottingham: how's finding Robin Hood getting on? Nah, I wouldn't. It would have to be someone pretty fucking special for me to be bovvered, like Dave Grohl* or summat - not somebody that you only speak of when you're going for a shit. *Yes, I know Dave Grohl's not dead and, if he were, nor are his bones likely to be found in a car park in Trowvegas. The only things you find in car parks here are used needles and discarded underpants. You mean to say that you actually have underwear down there in webbed finger land? My God, culture!!!! I don't - all mine are in the car park. You can fuck off anyway, Norfolk Boy, you six-toed cousin-fiddler Ok, you got me bang to rights Lardy. Fortunately, there are some good surgeons up here are they are doing their best for me. See? My hand is looking a lot better now they have removed two fingers and all the webbing.

I know what you mean...it's been ages since there has been a decent train robbery.... chuffing hell not paid a season ticket for Southwest, Southern or any of the other track bandits then^^ or does that qualify as indecent train robbery. At lest Ronnie had the decency to wear a mask...

Some interesting stuff amidst the predictable verbosity protesting his innocence outside Preston Crown Court yesterday. Hall indicated only his family had prevented him offing himself and also stated that he'd been "very healthy" until the sexual assualt allegations hit but now had a "heart condition" that could see him out in a couple of years. S'cuse the usual cynicism but... There's a shit-load of smoke here despite his protestations of there being no fire (multiple allegations, spread over a long time) and such cases as this either end in a mire of jury disagreement with the accused getting off and mumbling summat about being "totally exhonorated" or they end in conviction with attendant career collapse, abuse in the street and the likes of us keeping their name alive. Either way, I'd like to thank Stuart for his candour and celebrate by opening my Dead Pool Picks 2014 file; there's currently one name in there.

Don't worry about it. It's only a phase you are passing through. Next one will be when you fully attain the 'old git' section of life when no one no matter what you think, no matter what you need, no one takes a flying f-(¥ what you think or want. Just aim to brake the mould of every day life, every now and then to keep you sane and fully in tune with the mundane times to come. I say you should have a go at jumping out of a plane... Hopefully wearing a parachute... Juicy titbits let you know that you are still able to be a fully signed- up mad idiot of the human race.

Which is probably why Lard and co don't give a shit. If it was down their neck of the woods then they would. A bit. Leicester should milk this for all it's worth. Message to Nottingham: how's finding Robin Hood getting on? Nah, I wouldn't. It would have to be someone pretty fucking special for me to be bovvered, like Dave Grohl* or summat - not somebody that you only speak of when you're going for a shit. *Yes, I know Dave Grohl's not dead and, if he were, nor are his bones likely to be found in a car park in Trowvegas. The only things you find in car parks here are used needles and discarded underpants. You mean to say that you actually have underwear down there in webbed finger land? My God, culture!!!! I don't - all mine are in the car park. You can fuck off anyway, Norfolk Boy, you six-toed cousin-fiddler Ok, you got me bang to rights Lardy. Fortunately, there are some good surgeons up here are they are doing their best for me. See? My hand is looking a lot better now they have removed two fingers and all the webbing. Found in a Norfolk card shop Ooo gosh that was quite big, sorry. (Something LFN never says very often I'll wager )

Stuggling to find a home for her marble statue. If she died we could use it as part of her mausoleum. Urine target practice?

Lengthy interview with Sandy Jardine on his cancer and Rangers. For our younger readers, "Rangers" were a football team in the olden days. The cancer isn't just in his liver but also his throat. He doesn't sound like he holds too much hope of seeing 2014, but we'll see.

Which is probably why Lard and co don't give a shit. If it was down their neck of the woods then they would. A bit. Leicester should milk this for all it's worth. Message to Nottingham: how's finding Robin Hood getting on? No idea about the main man, but his statue's bows keep being nicked. Can only be two types of mindless football clowns... sheep shaggers or fox fans. However our away lot, did burn down Southend's pier, so that puts a perspective on stuff like that.

Which is probably why Lard and co don't give a shit. If it was down their neck of the woods then they would. A bit. Leicester should milk this for all it's worth. Message to Nottingham: how's finding Robin Hood getting on? Nah, I wouldn't. It would have to be someone pretty fucking special for me to be bovvered, like Dave Grohl* or summat - not somebody that you only speak of when you're going for a shit. *Yes, I know Dave Grohl's not dead and, if he were, nor are his bones likely to be found in a car park in Trowvegas. The only things you find in car parks here are used needles and discarded underpants. You mean to say that you actually have underwear down there in webbed finger land? My God, culture!!!! I don't - all mine are in the car park. You can fuck off anyway, Norfolk Boy, you six-toed cousin-fiddler

And on top of that, it really pisses off those of us who truly are superior in every way.

I agree with your sentiments. A lady I work with used to be a right miserable cow on occasion. Then a few years ago her teenage son was killed in a car accident - horrible thing to happen to anybody, and we did all really feel for her - but since then not only has she become a much more miserable cow, but she's become a right fucking bitch to people as well, and we're expected to put up with it because of what happened to her son. We shouldn't have to tread on egg shells all the time in case we upset her - it's a horrible thing to have happened, and, almost in the annoying words of Bono, thank god it's her instead of me, but really, stop being a fucking bitch to everyone! It's not our fault your son drove like a twat and killed himself.

I am sorry to pick this up but please there not their So they're.