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He died nearly eight years ago, you thick twat. What the fuck has happened to this forum? Its now infested with the kind of shite that throw their old sofas out onto the street outside their "social housing" tenement. This thread typifies why the fucking place is more shit than its ever been, its not even subtle or clever. I mean, it wasnt even me that used to whinge about post quality, those that did must be slitting their wrists as we speak. Erm, maybe he just meant... that he'll be posthumously alleged to be a perv. Y'know, like John Peel or Jim Davidson. It doesnt matter, it was a shit post on a shit thread.

Doubt it. It sounds like she doesn't have long left. It's sad reading about her not being able to sing anymore. It could be this week. Mind you someone else could sneak in before her. Mandela doesn't look too lively either. Unless he's already gone and that photo with Zuma was lie that film Weekend At Bernies I see what you did there. More like WEAKENED at Bernie's! Right? Right? ....yes, it did take me that long to think of that.

Should we have a whip round for Ferguson? A carriage clock with an extra 6 minutes on it would be a suitable retirement gift.

He died nearly eight years ago, you thick twat. What the fuck has happened to this forum? Its now infested with the kind of shite that throw their old sofas out onto the street outside their "social housing" tenement. This thread typifies why the fucking place is more shit than its ever been, its not even subtle or clever. I mean, it wasnt even me that used to whinge about post quality, those that did must be slitting their wrists as we speak.

I need a personal assistant but I can't afford to pay because I have a veterinarian on retainer, two houses to care for, a mother and a mother in law to support, a kid in college and a grandson who seems to constantly need things that his parents can't afford. Oh yeah, and I have to pay my therapist. This personal assistant.. Can it be male? Will he have to emigrate to somewhere that is hot and has muscle cars? Will he be ordered to perform to her sexual needs as and when she wishes? Will he be given a green card and beer money? If the answers are yes, where the fuck do I sign!!!!!! All those things. But sadly there is an age limit of 60, so back to the dole office for you, sunshine

You need to have a meeting with your HR dept. or this person's boss. If they can't sort it out, then you must follow the right steps. Constructive dismissal will be one option later on, but you must write down not just only what is said but also how you feel after each time this happens. Do take an hour or so over the weekend to list what's been said and done to date while its still fresh in your memory. You will be for-armed for Monday morning and not wishing for anymore of the same to continue. As an aide-memoire - make use of a workbook in meetings. You can note down any derogatory comment with a shorthand. Like a "->" doodle notation for pointed comments, bigger the arrow the worse the event. And that thought of crashing your car... go and see your doctor... That thought alone shows just how much it is already affecting your mindset. Lots of hugs.