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  1. 2 points
    Not for me, if it's in August.
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    Deathlist has a Red Flag
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    "Push harder" I shouted at my wife when she was in labour. "Fuck off you bastard" She screamed back at me. Bit harsh I thought - It wasn't my fault the car broke down on the way to the hospital
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    That's when you go and find some knockout gay guy no one knows and convince him to take her to the prom and act all attentive and shit. Friend of mine's mother did that when her boyfriend dumped her just before prom. It was hilarious. She walked in with this knockout older guy and swept past the ex without even looking. She made it all mysterious and stuff, too. Of course, it helps if the young lady has the makings of Mata Hari to pull it off.
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    How about "If I keep fucking about with it nobody will notice im a shit poster...." That one would work for that other knob head too. Sigh.......#doyouevenenglish ? You don't understand t' internet and how things work do you ? It matters not a fucking hoot whether I am a shit poster or not. Do you?
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    What do you and the US Government have in common? You're both reading this jokeā€¦
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