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At a meeting with a Human Resources apparatchik they informed me that "cunt" was the most offensive word in the English language and wasn't appropriate for the workplace. I informed them that my intention in using said word was to be as offensive as possible, therefore its use was apposite in the given circumstances. They informed me that further use of said word would result in disciplinary action. I informed them that they were an utter cunt. I'm suspended, pending an investigation.

Well, we don't give a shit what you care about, so do us all a favour and fuck off (To Ukraine)

"Bibliogryphon, please will you post another irrelevant list that no-one is interested in?" Go on then you twisted my arm. The Royal Society of Chemistry was formed in 1980 from the merger of two previous societies. The post of President is held for two years and therefore there are quite a few people who might make good picks and all should get at least a broadsheet obituary but if not I am a member of the society and they will get one in Chemistry World. Harry Kroto is probably the only one who would be mentioned on the news though. There are 11 surviving past presidents and the current president (who is the first woman to hold the post) Sir John Cadogan (1930- Sir Jack Lewis (1928- Sir Rex Richards (1922- Edward Abel (1931- Anthony Ledwith (1933- Steven Ley (1945- Sir Harry Kroto (1939- Simon Campbell (1941- James Feast (1938- David Garner (1941- David Phillips (1939- Lesley Yellowtrees (1953-

Man City are like Oscar Pistorius. Lost both legs but still managed to get 4 shots on target........

Good for you. I find the term "Human Resources" offensive. It always makes me think of Soylent Green. What was wrong with "Personnel"?

An interesting little piece of trivia - 1982 is now the oldest Eurovision year with no dead singers.

I was going to listen to "A Showerful of Sparks" about the mercurial brothers Mael, but then I heard Stuart Maconie and David Quantick in the first 30 secs and thought better of it. They're ace, that's all that matters...

The only possible relevance 911 has to this tragedy is its use to summon the emergency services.

His didn't!

I give it 5 minutes before LFN is 'relaxing in a gentleman's way'.....