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Three Irishmen having a pint in a pub. One says 'great place this, buy one drink and you get a free packet of crisps with the second!' The second guy says ' There's a pub in my village, where if you buy one drink the second is free' The third guy says 'Well I hear that there is a pub in my village whre if you buy one drink you get the next six free, and after that you can go out the back for a free shag!' The others are incredulous, 'thats amazing' they say, Have you been? Not yet! he says, but my sister has.

I'd have gone for a "pneumonia Lisa" pun.

If that's the case, then he was bloody inconsiderate in death. To cause a truck driver to suffer the trauma and grief plus the emergency workers the aggro of having to clear his mashed body from the road. Then there's the wrecked morning commute of thousands of decent workers. Sorry, but the guy shit on Ferrari, and McLaren got a shafting $100 million fine for his "help". I've no sympathy for him.

Just have a big brawl, Paul

Simon and Brickell; a septagenarian shortarse trading blows with a weedy hippie; not exactly Hagler vs Sugar Ray Leonard is it? Did this erupt over the final slice of a tofu loaf, or summat?