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Current administrators 1. Dead Watch Beatle 2. football_fan 3. Grim Reaper 4. Magere Hein 5. Paul Bearer 6. Stayin Alive 7. Stayin Alive 2 8. Upgradeadmin Current moderators 1. Anubis the Jackal 2. Boudicca 3. Cowboy Ronnie 4. Death Star 5. DevonDeathTrip 6. honez 7. Josco 8. Lady Grendel 9. Mr Stats 10. Teddy 11. Tuber Mirum 12. Typhoid Harry How about we make everyone a moderator while we're at it? Seriously though, I think I could become a mod here in 50 years since you guys will be old, senile and dead while I'll be a vital and spry 70 year old.

Are you trying to end up in the same ward as him?

There is a cure but only Stephen Hawking is rich enough to afford it for now

It doesn't matter either way she's fucked .

Hollywood pays tributes to Jane Fonda There is someone at the BBC who Trolls the Deathlist

If there's a Volkswagon for everyone I'd love to see the one driven by the chief rabbi.

Never heard of her.

Just seen her on CNN, wearing an Anderson Cooper cap and talking at length about her life .. She's going to celebrate her birthday by going fishing.I reckon she could challenge JEanne Calment for oldest person ever.She certainly isn't going to die any time soon ! She'll be dead in less than 18 months . What is the secret to her longevity ? Why alcohol , fried mars bars and shrimp cooked on a Barbecue of course.

Here we go, here we go, here we go!

I've just been diagnosed with Lord McAlpine syndrome. It's a raspy-Tory condition.

Seriously though

More people supported the Nazis in WW2, were they right as well?

The state of play on e-bay. The living legend's autograph goes for a tenner and his old annuals start around 50 pence. To our American cousins that's a 'collectable' book for about 78 cents. Check it out.