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Will pointing up and shouting: "Look! A dragon!" do? regards, Hein

So this is what happens when Deathlist averages 1 death for every three months and the DDP server goes down...we turn on each other like animals. I, for the most part, don't really care - occasionally doing something ridiculous on the forum making people think "fucking retard this guy". but that's okay, I'm usually under the influence of something at the time and have a bit of a laugh about it the next day anyway. I wouldn't take it to heart too much. like EGN says there isn't really a need for a "Bad Ass" as such here. I would suggest the problem came with your abruptness and quickness to turn to crude forms of retaliation, instead of outlining a more coherent defence (much like you are doing now ironically enough) in dealing with the whole issue. talk it out with the individual and allow other members to respectfully express their points of view.

Fuck "bad ass" that's just another wank yank phrase that has camped on the English language like Pikeys have set up their nicked caravans on the local rec. We need to forcibly remove Americanisms or summat.

Those that post to criticize others while hiding under the guise of "guests" or "second accounts" are either utter fucking cowards or Harry Mac. Grow a pair,face the man head on or shut the fuck up.

I would have thought that would be more down to you being an arse-achingly dull, attention-seeking little cock. Like that person who annoys the fuck out of everyone at a party, but whom no-one can remember inviting and who, inevitably, you find face down in a puddle of vomit on your sofa the next morning, and after about 6 hours of polite hints, finally fucking get rid of at about 3 o' clock in the afternoon. No offence. I'm sorry I stopped reading at the word "Guest". Rest of the words too long?

Debateable point above, autoerotic failures - for example - can combine an orgasm with the final choking of suffocation. I mean, unpleasant for the poor chambermaid an hour or so later, but for the belt-dangling w***er?...

One would have suspected, as one does, does one not and if one does not, why not....or summat, that you would be keeping yer 'ead dahn coz the thread would be distracting the rest of us from any of the shite threads that you have created, in the same way that Frankenstein fella created that monster that looked like Anne Widdecombe, possibly. While this thread still has legs, albeit the length of Ronnie Corbetts, keep outta the way, the heat is off you man, its off you. Chill, aye.

Such. A. Bad. Ass. One day you will realise that all this is just pixels and that online insults, perceived or otherwise, are like tears in rain. Until then, I wish you all the best. I will continue to 'like' your funny stuff and ignore the rest. its ARSE its "A" "R" "S" "E" ARSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That will merely demonstrate that it really was better in the old days.

Oh fuck, he'll get cancer!

I would have thought that would be more down to you being an arse-achingly dull, attention-seeking little cock. Like that person who annoys the fuck out of everyone at a party, but whom no-one can remember inviting and who, inevitably, you find face down in a puddle of vomit on your sofa the next morning, and after about 6 hours of polite hints, finally fucking get rid of at about 3 o' clock in the afternoon. No offence. I'm sorry I stopped reading at the word "Guest".

Even the dog doesn't rate his chances...

An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. As he approached the receptionist's desk, he noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. He gave her his name. In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, "YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?" All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at the very embarrassed man. He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied, 'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.' The room erupted in applause…

Your English class had a retard? Hmmmmm, let me guess..............

A darts player is required to finish on a double, or some bull, so it is appropriate imo...

Man About The House is currently being repeated on ITV3... To be replaced by Man about the Hearse?