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You are allowed a "maximum" of three teams in any combination (1 regular, 2 theme or 3 theme or you get the general idea). I'm going to be flexible about teams as it all depends on the amount and flow of the teams that come in...

The ultimate female and french pick: Liliane Bettencourt, the richest woman in the world, 92 years old.

I'm putting both Popes on my top 50 too: Although Benedict XVI is said to be improving in health, I saw footage of his meeting with Francis where he stumbled - luckily there was a chair behind him. As for Francis, he isn't very security conscious and has recently sacked his chief of security due to his strict and disciplinarian ways. I'd put him on as a wildcard, because, to be quite frank, he is asking for trouble. A last Catholic possibility...you don't hear much from Cardinal Keith O' Brien these days...

he also had a bladder cancer in 2013, though he would pass away in 2014. A fairly good pick for 2015

Magdalene had two kids with Jesus or at least that's what is being said. Oh, and the shroud of turin isn't the faint image of him but instead the face of an imposter. I believe people are out to celebrate him and frame him for profit and acclaim. Mary could have been a figment of Jesus's imagination or someone he traveled with to his place of preach and knew little about.

Indeed, she is huge here, especially with the older crowd. Our public TV stations regularly turn her books into TV movies. I guess she's the german Barbara Cartland. Last month, she was in the news because of her 90th birthday which she wanted to celebrate with 100 guests. She also says that Scrabble keeps her fit. Another similar suggestion is Austrian writer Ilse Aichinger, 93 years old.

Given my poor performance this year I'm stuffing my top 50 with the older crowd. Still all legitimately famous though, so not as low hanging as some nobody whose family are toying with switching off their life support machine which will definitely be covered by the Daily Mail because they are third cousins once removed to some TOWIE celebrity whose only claim to fame in the last 6 months was that the DM were able to long-lens her cellulite whilst she was showing off her 'so-called' bikini body in Ibiza whilst allegedly indulging in wild sex parties...which means publishing an obit for the original nobody gives the DM an excuse to publish the cellulite pictures again.

Parole denied It's hardly surprising, He'll never get out There is one way out!!! Of course their is one way out , hasn't charlie ever seen escape from Alcatraz he can do it !!!