Leaderboard

Yeah, I guess, this is the place, 1000th post!

That's rubbish, plenty of the more prolific posters on here are getting plenty of sex - with their own fists, whilst wearing their mummy's bra and pants. Who told you that?

Sir Creep has his 1000 in 6 months. Has anyone achieved 'twuntdom' that fast before? I'm not sure he's really "achieved" anything!

You want a miracle? I'll give you a miracle! According to the Bible, Jesus was born in Bethlehem in Palestine. A country where people are named Mohammad, Abdul, Mounir, Aziz, Ahmed, Farid, Omar, Youssouf, Mouloud, and so on. And yet he managed to find 12 friends called John, Peter, Paul, Phillip, Mark, Thomas, Luke, Matthew, Andrew and Simon... who all drank wine! Now that's what I call a bloody miracle!

The Reaper needs a Kohlostomy. SC

not brother-in-law. No kidding.....first thing that made me twitch was 'wouldn't her BIL be a Kennedy?' I knew something was amiss. ZC Not if they were married to her sister.

He's something of a Tony Blair job in that he's loved and admired way more outside of his country than he is within it. And, considering the points above I'd say we will see a US assassination again some day, it's complacent to think otherwise when so many people own guns and so many unhinged sorts are at loose in the country. Re Bush and assassination, I'd say he stayed safe because he played well amongst those from the shallow end of the gene pool who could still stagger into a booth and cast a vote. Well that, and - frankly - a bullet in the head wouldn't have greatly damaged him anyway.

As well as burying Jade Goody. And the Krays. Did they do Ronnie Biggs? So his dad was an undertaker too - what else, with a name like Dyer. I remember watching the documentary series about the business.