Arsewipe

If there really is a god then Shatner must live forever!

Rantzen

Just voted no to Fordham retaining his title.

So should go on the list for next year then.

Not famous enough for the main list? Bill Gate's dad was....

Four months late to the party here but she doesn't look very "stiff" to me, in fact my little winky was a lot stiffer looking at her.

Dec 27th

Thank you Lord.

Lord Bearer will rule on this shortly.....

I know doctors give optimistic timescales for terminal illnesses but I can't see any reason for him to be on next year. Terrible irony that a super fit sportsman gets this whilst a similar aged lazy bastard like me who does next to no exercise does not (yet).

We probably did, but you deleted it.

From a 4th floor window?

Ridiculous he was getting two million a year just to basically attend matches whilst they laid off hundreds of staff before that.

I bet you're the life and soul of any party you attend.

Hopefully his hairpiece will live on.