Arsewipe

Four months late to the party here but she doesn't look very "stiff" to me, in fact my little winky was a lot stiffer looking at her.

Dec 27th

Thank you Lord.

Lord Bearer will rule on this shortly.....

I know doctors give optimistic timescales for terminal illnesses but I can't see any reason for him to be on next year. Terrible irony that a super fit sportsman gets this whilst a similar aged lazy bastard like me who does next to no exercise does not (yet).

We probably did, but you deleted it.

From a 4th floor window?

Ridiculous he was getting two million a year just to basically attend matches whilst they laid off hundreds of staff before that.

I bet you're the life and soul of any party you attend.

Hopefully his hairpiece will live on.

Oh well, the search function on here did not pick it up. Bearer can come and move/delete it.

Death from a few months ago that may have been missed on here (searched but can't find any posts). Nigel "Sharkey" Ward, Sea Harrier pilot who shot down three Argentine aircraft during the Falklands war and subsequently wrote several books on the subject. His son Kris Ward was also a Harrier pilot but commited suicide in 2018. https://www.royalnavy.mod.uk/news/2024/may/21/20240521-sharkey-ward-obituary

I'm sure he will manage on what he's saved plus the hefty BBC pension he'll be getting in a few years time.

To be honest I've never heard of him, but still more deserving to be on the list than Bill Gate's dad or Derek Draper ever were.

Who?