Lady Die

Renato (apologies if already posted elsewhere) http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8186652.stm Edit - just spotted it above. Need my eyes tested :-)

3 months

That's really sad ... but I have the consolation that he was my DDP joker

Just seen him in the crowd at the Newcastle v Pompey match on TV. Looking podgy-faced and pale and not at all well. I reckon he's got a couple of months at most.

Jermain Defoe's brother has died

According to this article Jade wanted to be smothered. I'm sure there would've been a queue of people only too glad to help.

Doctors have released a new statement saying that if Steven Hawking's condition gets any worse, they may have to consider pressing ctrl-alt-del and shutting him down

You are so cruel. That girl is built like a whale because of an "herditary condition" and nothing to do with living on a diet of lard. Her stunning good looks appear to be hereditary too.

Now now, don't be so harsh. Those children grow up to be the very DL ranters that amuse us so. Does that mean DL can expect a visitation from Jade's boys in a few years then?

People who tell small children that "Mummy is a star in heaven" or some such twaddle.

They have started showing the Flintstones in the Middle East. Apparently the people in Dubai don't like it. Thankfully, though the people in Abu Dhabi do.

That woman is Casualty - who used to be Toyah Battersby - would be perfect to play Jade.

I would like to thank Lady Die and ReaperMadness for using the search facility. It has prevented both of you from repeating what has already been done by a certain member. What more can I say? You set the ultimate example. Not my fault that the so called "search facility" is a pile of sh1te

I’ve just seen a hearse with "just married" on the back